Hi guys so I have decided to post some of the most funniest Suju quotes. If you know Suju you should know how crazy they are. So enjoy..:D

  Susan, sweet chubby foodie girl who dreamed to visit korea, the kpopper kdrama girl who love foods, won the lottery unexpectedly. Her long last dream can be hold in her hand right now. The challenge of travelling aboard alone happen to her.The lottery ticket is with her but not the money still. This story starts very exactly and fundamentally. Her journey to Kworld will be ok? Will her dreams really come true? Funny things and adventureous might wait her with mistakes d

Kino, Laito, Kanato & Yui who kept on dying...was sent on a mission to kill a vampire...so that they can't die anymore. But...would their plan work out?

Joohyun just hates it when she gets seen with someone. And Seulgi isn't an exception.

The BTS maknae line welcomes you to their chatroom full of randomness and stupidity. Read at your own risk. Username: Park Jimin: Chimmy/Serendipity Kim Taehyung: Vucci/Singularity Jeon Jungkook:  Kookie/Euphoria

After a long time  Song Jieun a main vocalist of SECRET can't get any job for her. After a long time her company doesn't let them make any comeback as a group or a soloist. She is getting depress and stress a lot because her agency doesn't give any job for her. She have a positive personality and she is a kind person. So she can't angry to her agency. But because she need to make money for living.  She is trying to get a job as a vocal trainer. One of Agency coincident

Basically just Bae Joohyun's encounter with Death, and a life lesson she gets after she gets spared.

It's Sana's first day of being a junior in high school. She dreads having to make new friends because her old ones decided to move schools without telling her. She gets her schedule and walks into her first class. A new student. No big deal, right? Absolutely wrong. Add popular bullies, cousins, dogs, and everything will equal the best time of her life. ××× ❝What? Do I see you blushing? Can you not handle my cuteness?❞ ❝He must have totally forgot that he toys with my feelings som

jin finally fulfilled his life long but now what?

I'm Manager Noona Miku. The backbone of the rookie group all the girls drool and cry over. As the one (and sadly) the only manager of a boy group as... diverse... as Astro my job definitely gets overlooked but at least I have a wild story or two... or ten to tell you all. So buckle up. It's for your safety believe me.

Random Comedy. 

PREVIEW “Please don’t this…” “… please don’t leave me” “We’ve been through a lot together…” “…. Please don’t let go” .

I bet that everyone would want to work in this restaurant. A small restaurant owned by a small boss and small workers with big personalities. Trouble comes for you, no need to go out and search for it.    Jiae is a quite girl, who lives alone. Her daily agenda contains nothing but going to school and going to the restaurant where she works. She took a small part of her story and gave it to me. So I'

the (mis)adventures of xiuchen     xiumin, im srsly bored let’s go somewhere   i can take u place

I've always wanted to write funny scenarios of kpop idol/artists/groups/bands. Whenever I'm feeling down, I just look at these kind of things and my mood becomes better. I hope that this can help you in the future just in case you need some mood lifting. Have fun. By the way I don't own some memes that I might use here in the future,they have watermarks and for those that won't have one,thank you and credits to the owners :-). I don't own the idols.

A story about mutual secret love between Jungkook and Anita which crosses through 15 years. A love that brings people to euphoria, heartbreak, despair, death, and eventually, resurrection. The first part will be euphoria- when the two were still best of friends. The second part will be heartbreak- when the two hurt each other unintentionally to cover their 'secret', with Anita leaving for England. The third part will be despair- the lives of the two living sepa

Jimin needs Yoongi's help to get him out of a tricky situation.

What happen when a drunk guy intend flirt with you in an horrible and embarrasing way? Using awful pick up lines? That was not new to Kwon Jiyong who seems very skeptical at first sight...

Hello guys.This fic is NOT DIRTY IT'S ALL PURE ADORATION.   WRITTEN FROM BOXER'S POV.    I'm not fluent in English so forgive me for my mistakes. I hope you enjoy <3

Cha Eunwoo is one of the most popular boys in school. Everyone knows him, and everyone loves him. Song Jangmi is the quietest girl in school. It was almost as if she was invisible. Both carry heavy burdens of their past, but maybe sharing the load is easier than they thought? Sometimes you throw a wish in the well. Sometimes it comes true. 

Everyone has a dream. Everyone has a goal. For Kyungsoo, he wants Chanyeol to fall in love with him, crush his heart, then become the top student of Seoul Music Academy-- Taking it back to the beginning. After moving from America to Korea, Kyungsoo entered the Music Acade

Funny or not texts. Most of chapters may or may not include Suga (because bias) and this may or may not have many ships mentioned (because endless otps). These are NOT one-shots.  

" oppa do you think any one will notice if I kill him ?" Jinwo laughed " we have talked about this you'll have to live with him now, he's not going anywhere. And no you are not allowed to kill him.. or to pay anyone to kill him" I sighed as I watch Hanbin sleeping on my couch all peacefull like I have tried to choke him with a ballon the other day . If I were him I'd sleep with on eye open. 

Kim Hyejin- straight A student, absolutely no sensual experience, scared, insecure, & and everything you do not want in a girl(friend) *ooh that kinda rhymed. Hyejin just wants to go out, be rebellious and have fun- but then again she's scared. She's terrified. 'I'm supposed to be perfect'  and she is, ' I hate stereotypes' 

You and Taehyung are expecting baby number 2. 

Tiffany was never the person to hold her liquor– but, nothing to worry about, manly man, Kim Taeyeon to the rescue and at service.

Kim Seungyeon (You) happens to be in a three year relationship with your beloved boyfriend that you've met since the first day of freshman year. The two of you were what we would call high school sweethearts as everyone knew about your relationship, and had thought you two were the perfect couple. However during your summer break your bestfrie

Falling for an A-grade student isn't really my style, but I can't help myself from falling in love with him, and the more I tried, the more it troubled me. As if I was blessed and wicked at the same time.  He is no ordinary a dweeby, different from the other he got his own charm and he is the most sarcastic person I've ever meet. And when he saw nothing in me, I let myself play his game. 

The boys groaned when they walked into the salon. Everything looked so normal, like it was just another day, but Bangtan knew better. Tomorrow they were to start the promotions for I need you, and the agency had decided that they'd preform wearing shorts. Which meant...   WAXING.

Basically BTS text stupid to each other.

Terrible and mostly inacurrate quotes, i either stole or made up.They not be funny and are very cheesy. Feel free to leave any submit any suggestions in the comments! I made these for fun , don't take them seriously, please - ;)

  You wants to have the summer of your life. The one summer you'll remember before you starts your senior year but attending your family's annual camping trip wasn't part of the plan. You could handle a week of camping but 2 months of it with your crazy mother, Song Jihyo and father, Kang Gary and brother, Park Chanyeol, you sure wants to drop dead by now.  And here comes Kris Wu, your old crush, also attending th

Your idols may be wizards, who knows? They just pretend to be normal human beings to protect their secret power. No one knows anything about them. He thinks so too.

A futile attempt to search for a part-time job sends Luhan into great despair. However, just as he is about to throw his battered laptop out the window, he spots an interesting little link on the second page of google search. 

A story about two girls started from nothing as friends, naturally, became each other's everything. Yoona was part of Yuri, as Yuri was part of Yoona. If you fight like a married couple, talk like best friends, flirt like lovers, and protect each other like siblings; its meant to be.

*takes script in hands* ... //*clears throat*This story is about a girl who's suffering from body image issues, an unsupporting family and having no life. She doesn't know who she is yet, where she wants to head in life or how she's gonna do that, but fights to reach her only d

when your sister moved away and left you alone then randomly asked her bestfriend ; which is a boy, to take care of you. 

Just a short story that I decided to make about shinee getting locked inside a mall for the whole night. What will they do? What will they find?

''What happened when Kim Seokjin decided to inhabitat Lee Eunmi's body for 90 days?''

Bodoh bodoh aku ni lah yang sayang kau, jaga kau, teman kau, pujuk kau bila kau sedih, jadi badut kau bila kau bosan. Yelah aku bodoh. -Sehun Bukan aku yang berubah. Kau yang tak pernah kenal siapa sebenarnya aku." -Ga In Oppa takkan berhenti menyayangi Ga In kecuali roh oppa dah berpisah dengan jasad oppa. -Kai Pertemuan yang tidak disengajakan telah menimbulkan bibit cinta antara Kai dan Ga In. Namun, kerana satu taruhan yang dibuat untuk suka-suka, hati yang tidak b

She lives in a apartment on the top floor. but what happens when your landlord grandfather lets some new tenants in? lets just say she has some interesting neighbours coming her way.