Boy talk
Yixing Next Door"I wonder if _____ has a boyfriend?" Junmyeon wonders aloud.
"Oh... hyung, you were honestly flirting with her then when you called her pretty? You meant it?" Jongdae inquires.
"Yeah, why not? She is kinda cute?" Junmyeon replies.
"Yes, she's not too shabby. Good to have some girl company around here in the boondocks. Even though we'll probably hardly get to see her often because of our busy schedules. But it doesn't hurt to have a cute housekeeper around?" Minseok adds.
"Yeah, I'm sick of the constant sausage fest. All us hormonal dickheads rooming together. Boring! I mean it's still a sausage fest with us four boys to one girl, but at least, there is a girl this time! Granted, she is not rooming with us. But close enough! And she'll be tidying our place, spreading her feminine touch around. Youthful feminine touch, may I add! Not our usual ahjumma housekeepers! And who knows, one of us may get lucky around her? Am I right?" Jongdae whoops and high fives with Junmyeon and Minseok sitting nearby.
Yixing listens in from across and disagrees, "C'mon guys, it's not nice to talk behind the back of our new housekeeper like that!"
"Gimme a break, hyung! Don't pretend the same thought didn't cross your mind when you laid eyes on her. Last I checked, you too, are a healthy, hot-blooded, heteroual male youth like us! Oh. And don't pretend you didn't fap to Victoria's Secret last night!" Jongdae shoots back.
"I didn't jerk o
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