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Yixing Next Door
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"Rise and shine, lazy bum!" A voice shrills into my ear as something continuously pummels on my bum.

I turn around and I see my best friend, Ga Eun hitting me with a pillow. 

"I'm up! I'm up!" I scream in protest.

Ga Eun shoots me a manically excited look. 

"Whassup? Why are you here so early?" I croak with my dry throat.

"Look at this, _____! My baby Sehun is casted in a movie role! Finally! Squeal!" 

"What. You woke me up from my beauty sleep just to tell me this? Ga Eun!!!"

"Double standards! You did likewise when Yixing got casted for his first movie role!"

Oops, I guess I did. 

"Anyways, its a comedic role. Sehun got the role of a bumbling good-looking actor. Not the iest role I know... But hey, at least, he'll still be good-looking! And somehow I think Sehun will nail it! He's got hidden comic flair. I can just feel it!"

"Sure, Ga Eun, sure. Your stone faced idol who always looks straight-faced and glum and deadpans his replies, is a closet comedian. But of course!" 

"Hey! Your goody two-shoes, bright-eyed, I'm-innocent-and-cute-thus-I-speak-in-a-pixie-voice rainbow unicorn recently managed to pull off a role reversal of an alpha male villain in his action movie! That was an even bigger shocker!"

"Oh yeah... How hot was Yixing in that role? Lived up to all my fangirl fantasies! Strutting in oh-so-tight suits as a domineering, brooding, gun-toting assassin." 

I recall Yixing in his y celluloid incarnation and swoon. Dreamy...

"Ok, Earth calling _____ back." Ga Eun snaps her fingers in my face. "Time to change and wash up! We're going shopping! I'm gonna send Sehun a special care package! What should I get? What's useful at a movie set?"

"Ga Eun... Come on! You're not gonna blow your entire allowance on Sehun again are you? There's no way he can receive and possibly use everything all his fans gift him! It's such a waste! Your gift to him may take up your entire month's expenditure, but to him, it may just be one of the hundreds, thousands of things he doesn't need! Are you sure it's a wise way to spend your hard-earned salary that you scrimp from your part-time job?

All idols should learn from Yixing and refuse gifts from fans so people like you won't wasted your hard-earned money on them! It doesn't make any sense. You, who earn five dollars by the hour, scrimping and saving, just so you can splurge on extravagant branded designer wares for Sehun who earns hundreds of thousands and can more than afford them himself or get them free from sponsors. Why don't you write a nice, heartfelt, encouraging letter to Sehun? Like what I do for Yixing?"

"Don't you get all high and mighty on me, you! Just because yo

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XRC2Sehun
#1
Chapter 34: Its really good, enjoyed it :)
XRC2Sehun
#2
Chapter 28: Waah!! The story is really cool, loved it...especially the teasing part, i can't stop myself from reading it non stop, its damn good <3
boris92
#3
Chapter 28: OMG why???? Zhang Yixing you smexy-sheep-unicorn, come at me XD

I'll go read the outtakes now.


The only thing that made it awkward was reading my username coz I picked a really random one. Like I'm a fan of the WHO and they had this song called boris the spider on one their albums but I wasn't allowed to make it boristhespider T T so I had to settled for this.

Anyway XD It's nowhere close to my real name so it was kinda funny lmao.


I personally feel it's better to use an OC name for the stories...like Lana from your other fic ^ ^
sbroces
#4
just finished reading this omg it was so fun i enjoyed yixing's chabracter here. he was so hilarious at the same time man with raging hormones hahahaha i find my name as well and it's funny i imagined myself really the lead female no doubt i'll be difinitely like her when it comes to yixing omg i remember his y dance all of a sudden doing the floor with body waves kyaaaaaa i need more chaps! thank you for the awesome story it`s like exo next door exo-m version.
yixings24
#5
Chapter 3: Okay, this is so funny! xd my username is ChenLiXing so when I read her name, I started laughing so much :3 Nice story! (Sorry if my English sounds stiff, I'm a Spanish speaker :B)
Beti27 #6
Chapter 35: This story was super hot and funny i love yixing simply because he is so sweet looking but then he turns into a y beast i loved the story!!!;);)
izz_berry #7
Chapter 34: Oh man, i kept fanning myself the entire time. It's so freakin hot and funny, that's a hard combination to have. This makes me appreciate yixing more and more. So awesome!
unicorngirl7
#8
Chapter 34: Thanks for sharing those outtakes! I loved them hehehe And I just loved the story in case I didn't write it hahaha if you're looking for Yixing fics, check out mine if by any chance you haven't read them. I'm not going to say they are good, I'll let you be the judge of that but at least I've had a positive feedback on them ^_^ if you check them out, tell me what you think :D
HaiImEJ #9
Chapter 34: omg! wow! amazing! i just kennot.. that was so great, omg! hahaha