Pre-date rituals
Yixing Next DoorI woke up this morning and received a flower delivery!
Yixing has ordered a lovely bouquet of peonies. Peonies are my favorite blooms! How did he guessed?
He also added a card, which reads:
"Especially for Mon Cheri, Mademoiselle CT, my most uniquely, snowflakey Xingmi.
May I cordially invite you to join me tonight for a magical evening filled with romance and L'amour. May we meet as two by night and depart the morn as one.
Yours always,
Monsieur BB
I Line Yixing: Thanks 4 lovely flowers! Peonies r my fave!
So what are we doing?
Yixing replies: u+me
M: ?
Y: i'm doing u
N u r doing me
M: FU
Y: exactly. what I just typed
M: Pls tell me u hv some proper activity planned...
Y: w me is always properly executed
N very very active
much planning involved 2
M: do u want me to call off the date?
Y: ok. Ok. We are NOT having
God forbid if 2 peeps who hv d hots 4 each other have !
Shudder!!!
M: let me ask again. So what r we doing?
Y: it's a surprise!
M: what
Y: u told me to surprise u didn't u?
So I did.
M: Ok fine. But it's gotta b sweet n romantic k?
Not ual
Y: of course! It's gonna b so sweet it'll give u cavities!
M: haha
Y: thou still hope I can do u by end of date
M: *angry Cony sticker*
Y: pick u up @ 3 am
rest well in ur room 1st
msg venue again nearer time
M: 3am? Witching hour? What sorcery u planning?
Y: ur on to me! Haha
yes, a magical nite awaits u my darling snowflake
prepare 2b bewitched by my charms!
M: cocky aren't we?
Y: of course! U've seen the size of my
u can say I'm cocksure!
u know
as in I'm pretty SURE of my !
*waggles brows sticker*
Urgh. Why did I present him with that opening? I ignore his last message and ask:
M: What should I wear?
Y: nothing
M: Haha. Very funny. I mean what's the dress code? Since u won't tell me a thing u r planning?
Y: much prefer u turn up
but if u must wear sth
then sth that'll be easy for me to take off
or sth y
or like ur French maid costume
M: Do u want me to back out of the date now
Y: ok, fine!
wear whatever u want. sth comfy n cozy
that's what u gals wanna hear right?
dress like a slob for our 1st date 4 all I care!
while here I am primping n pumping iron 4 u!!!
Haha. Yixing is such an . Hoping to guilt-trip or reverse-psych me huh? We'll see about that.
M: Make sure u put on make-up!
Have ur stylist pick out an outfit!
*blow raspberry sticker*
Y: imma gonna look so purrrty 4 u
don't regret it if u end up looking like a slob next to me!
M: Seriously. Tell me the dress code! So I'll be appropriate for the occasion?
Casual? Formal? Smart casual?
Y: y bombshell
M: That is not a dress code
Y: it is to me
Urgh! We're getting nowhere on the dress code! Let me try a different tact.
M: What will u b wearing?
Y: a
M: That's it! Date's off!
Y: Sorry! Sorry! dress fancy, ok? it'll be fancy!
M: Wow u taking me somewhere posh?
U don't have 2 go 2 d expense!
Y: i aim 2 impress!
thats my style
i aim 2 impress on date
N I aim 2 please in bed
*tongue sticker*
Yixing pauses. Waiting for my response. Nope. I'm not biting the bait.
Y: so wear sth fancy ok?
sth y that goes w ur heels
dig u in heels
on legs. Uh!
Well, I guess I will be wearing the stilettos indeed. It's the fanciest shoes I have!
M: Sure. I'll wear d heels just 4 u
Y: yeah baby!
M: U get some, u gotta give some
So make sure u on best behavior tonite k?
Y: *soldier saluting sticker*
M: Btw what's CT & BB?
Ur card says I'm Mademoiselle CT & u r Monsieur BB?
Y: u couldn't guess?
thought it was obvious
Tease n Blue Balls
M: *face palm sticker*
***
My phone rings, waking me up from deep slumber. Waah... It's 3 am already!!! I thought I set the alarm at 2 am to get ready for our date?
Crap! It's Yixing calling. Probably calling to pick me up! Is he already at the door? But I still need at least another 30 mins to get ready! An hour to look "fancy"!
"Yixing! I'm sorry! I overslept! My alarm didn't ring! Can we reschedule? Give me an hour more?"
"But I'm here babe!"
"At my door? Umm, can't you just head back in first? I'll call you back when I'm ready?"
"No can do."
"But why? I'm not ready yet. I need more time to look "fancy" too!"
"You'll look fine! You probably just gotta wash up, get in a dress and don't forget those heels, then we'll be off! So just let me in ok?"
And he hangs up on me. Crap! He's not planning to ring the bell at this ungodly hour is he?!
Knock knock. There's a rapping from outside my window!
I listen carefully again. Knock knock knock.
"______, open up! It's me! Yixing!" I hear a muffled voice calling out.
What the.
I pull open the curtains and lo and behold, Yixing's face beams from outside my window!
I quickly open my window frame and Yixing happily climbs in.
"Why the hell are you outside my window?"
"Picking you up!"
"There's such a thing called the front door?"
"Yes. But isn't this more unexpected? Tada! First surprise of the night!"
I face palm.
"I would have serenaded you under the window too but I'm afraid I'll wake the neighbors."
"Wow, good thinking huh?" I praise Yixing mockingly.
Then he scans my room and saunters to my bed and plonks himself on it, his hand palming the mattress, as he asks "So. This is where the magic happens huh?" and waggles his brows.
"Get off my bed!"
"Oh yeah, pegged you for a one... perhaps this is where the magic happens instead?" Yixing asks teasingly as he squats on the floor and pats
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