Get out!
Yixing Next DoorDing! A Line message from Yixing: Thanks 4 d loyal support yesterday, so-called Xingmi! (Sarcastic sticker)
Me: Don't u dare guilt trip me! U bz making moony eyes at your huggers! How wz it hugging d y bimbo? Bet u enjoy it huh?
Y: U betcha. Which dude won't?
M: so blatant! Laughed like a fool! Control yourself pls! U r a public figure 4 god sake!"
Y: says d giddy fan laughing loudly like a ditz when she hi-5 Sehun! U control yourself!
M: can't help it if Sehun is funny! He's so witty & cool! & gorgeous! & TALL!!! Guys above 1.8m r really in a different league! (Blowing raspberry sticker)
Y: So u like Sehun more than me huh? Cuz he's better looking & taller?
Oops did I hit a sore spot? What should I reply? Should I continue this blatant lie just to pique him? How far am I gonna continue this misunderstanding though? Is it gonna bite me in the later? While I dither, Yixing sends another message.
Y: Shallow!
M: F U
Y: u still wanna me huh? Hoping to have a with Sehun & I, like your ?
Not gonna happen!
M: U wish! Stay away from me later! Don't talk to me & stop messaging me!
Y: yes u stay away! Switch your shift w Kwangsoo! Don't u dare step foot into my house 2day!
M: Ur not the boss of me!
Y: Just stay away ok?!
Or suffer my wrath!
M: Ooh... I'm so scared!
Don't worry! I'll still clean the house responsibly! But I'll give u wide berth!
Y: No! I mean just don't come over today! Just switch your shift w Kwangsoo god damn it!
Er, what's Yixing's problem? Why he's so adamant I don't go over today? What is he up to? What's he hiding? And how in God's name did we end up having this juvenile argument?
***
Groan... despite Yixing and my mutual reluctance to be at EXO house today, I find myself unfortunately still turning up to carry out my shift. No matter how much I plead and attempt to bribe Kwangsoo, he refused to swop shift with me cause his friends are setting him up on group date with a bunch of supposedly hot cheerleaders. Understandably there's no way any straight guy would pass up on such a date. Svelte, flexible, chirpy girls in short skirts? I totally get it.
The front door opens. That must be them and him. I still have to pretend-greet him right? Since we'll be in the presence of the rest. Still gotta keep up some semblance of basic courtesy. Urgh.
"! Why are you here, _____? I thought I told you to stay away!" Yixing enters through the front door and chastises me immediately!
"Well, hello to you too! I know you don't want me here, but you don't have to be s
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