Constipation

Please; notice me, sen-- Sunbae!

Luhan's POV

Why did Vivian hang up on me like that? I was about to confess to her.. I pouted at the thought of thinking of the ruined plan. What? xD

Okay, I know that it might be a little unmanly of me to not confess to her in person. But it will be a little stupid of me to confess to her when I told her to not like me, and find someone as young as her. Well, it's not my fault I fell in love for her.. Utterly, my fault, though. Ugh! I can't anymore.

Do you know about Lulu? I'm happy that Vivian has him now. He was my dog. But when I saw her aunt in my father's pet shop, and gave her Lulu and told her to keep him to Vivian.

"Huh? Why are you giving me your dog?" Vivian's aunt said silently refusing my offer.

"No, it's alright. He's familiar toVivian and I know that they'll get along well," I smiled at her.

Unsure, she handled Lulu and asked, "Does Vivian know about your dog?" 

I shook my head, "No, but she knows I have one."

"Should I tell her he's yours?"

"Please, don't."

 

"Luhan!" I stopped from my stupid thoughts when my mother called me. "Stop rolling on you bed back and forth, and go to sleep!" She closed the door to my room.

Oh yeah. I forgot I was doing something while thinking. Why the hell am I rolling on the bed? Keke.

I turned my head to look at my watch and saw that it was 9pm already. Wow, I rolled on the bed for one hour. 

I grabbed my phone which was beside my stopwatch and texted Vivian.. This'll be really cheesy.

 

To: Vivi~

My, Vivian,

If you are smiling, then send me your smiles.

If you are sleeping, then send me your dreams.

If you are crying, then send me your tears..

Why?

It's just because I love you..

 

I shut my eyes tight, hoping that I would get a nice answer.

She was being mean to me but I still hope she'll be nice, just this once-- She replied.

 

Fr: Vivi~

I am in the toilet..

What do I send?

 

I froze.

God dang it, Vivian.

 

Vivian's POV 

I am in the middle of having constipation.. And he suddenly tells me he loves me?!

Heck, if he's mad right now, then it's not my problem. My is aching from hard !

Aunty suddenly opened the door to the toilet in my room, "I heard you scream, what happened?" Oh yeah, I screamed alright. I because of the mixture of my aching and hyperventilation of the my crush's sudden confession.

"Luhan confessed and my is aching. What the heck did you put in your food?!" I spat at aunty.

She tapped a finger on her chin, "Did you eat the tofu I made?" I harshly nodded. "I put soju to that, sorry."

I feel furious right now. I was allergic to soju, it gives me a very hard time in the toilet! I hung my head low.

"Sorry, Vivian." I sighed, "Leave me alone for a moment."

As I heard the door closed and covered my face with my palms, it smells down there.

I just indirectly rejected Luhan-sunbae, how great was that?

The next day, I walked to the school with a very lonesome face. The other students were looking at me while whispering, others were walking towards me..

"Vivian-ah, you look really pretty in your highschool uniform."

I just smiled at the guy and left them there. Call me rude, I wouldn't really care. I just depressed at what happened last night. I can't let it go! I feel like I want to sing let it go now =.=

"Hey, Vi!" I turned my head back and saw my friend, Kai running towards me, "We're classmates again, aren't we?" I didn't answer, I didn't actually understand I was staring at Luhan-sunbae who just came and talking to his friends.

Kai waved a hand infront of my face, "Jang Vivian!" I shook my head and looked at him, "Yes?" He had a hand on his hips, "Are you day dreaming, again?" I looked at him in disbelief, "Again?"

We walked to the bulding for freshmans. Our school has many buildings; one for freshmans, for sophomores and for upperclassmen. Fancy.

"Yeah, again. You like Luhan-hyung, right?" I immediately turned my head to Kai with large eyes. "Are you mocking D.O-hyung?" He asked while snickering.

I shook my head, "No, I am not. And how'd you know? I was keeping it a secret from you." 

Before answering, he held out his phone and showed me a headline from the school's site, "The whole school knows about your rejection to Luhan-hyung." 

"Hah?!" I said in a monotone voice and grabbed his phone.

Nerd Princess: Jang Vivian rejected the Cute Kingka: Lu Han. by anonymous

*Luhan was just messaging a sweet confession to Vivian.

But she indirectly rejected him; she gave him a reply saying, "I'm in the toilet. What do I send?" 

Poor Luhan, being all depressed but in the bright side, he already moved on.

 

Seriously? He moved on that fast. Are you kidding me?! 

I scoffed and gave Kai back his phone, "How did they know about that? I was private text." He shrugged and put a hand on my shoulder, "Your turn."

"What?" I looked at him. "Your turn to move on."

I sighed, "No, I won't. They took it the wrong way. I was having a weird constipation that night." Kai looked at me confused, "Did you drink soju?"

"I didn't drink, aunty accidentaly put soju in my tofu." Hey, that rhymes! I was about to say that, but I got pissed when Kai laughed, "That's okay, Vivian. At least, you're done now."

I whined, "It is not okay! I just rejected my crush!" 

And then, he pouted. Wait, Kai pouted?! I wanna take a picture!

"Why are you pouting?" I asked him but he removed it from his face, "No, I didn't."

Oh, okay.

We had class, nothing really special happened. The teacher just introduced themselves and told us about what will happen in highschool since all of us were freshmens. Completely Boring.

"This is so boring, I hate it," I suddenly spoke in English while stretching my arms up. 

Me and Kai were walking to the cafeteria, it was breaktime. 

He looked at me confused, "What are you saying?" he spoke in Korean. Oh yeah, I forgot. "Sorry, I didn't mean to confuse you with my sudden discourse of dissimilar language." Oh, look. I speak like a scientist, again.

"Eh? Vivian, is something bothering you?" 

"I believe that there is none," I smiled at Kai.

Of course, there is something bothering me, you big, tall, dark doof!

 


Author's Note: How's the chapters lately? Please comment. The next chapter will be Kai's POV. So that you guys will get to know the main characters more :3

 

 

 

 

 

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Naila414987 #1
Chapter 4: Omg! I laugh so hard.., now my stomach hurt
BabyHan
#2
Chapter 20: daebaaakkkk!!!!!

this story.. i-it's make my day.. hahaha LOL

good job kai!! -_- u ruined their moment ^^
maiquie24 #3
Chapter 20: Wow! Kai just had to ruin the moment! But nice story!
monada43 #4
OMFG!! A BRO OVER HERE GIRL!! HOPE YOU'LL CONTINUE SOON!!! >^3^< LOVE YOU'RE STORY SO MUUUUUUUCH!! (And i just found it 5 minutes ago)
tamariska_jason2320 #5
Chapter 2: Aaawwwww... yes i miss you luhan.. >.<
tamariska_jason2320 #6
Chapter 2: Aawww... yes i miss you lulu..
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#7
im a fan of pwediepie too! hahaha
Madelen
#8
Pewdiepie~ I'm a "bro" too. Haha
xxxpanda #9
Chapter 15: LMAO. Biggest plot twist of all time.
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Chapter 15: Didnt expect that coming HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH