Series of unfortunate events

The big, fat, and the ugly.
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My feet hurt, and my chest feels like bursting.
And I was sweaty.
Like totally sweaty.
I wriggled as I tried to move, but I can't.

"Ms, please hold still. We might accidentally cut your skin." One of the guy the school called said.

So, you might be wondering what's happening...
Apparently, I got stuck in the door again.
It's because of my baby guitar! 
I don't want to leave my poor baby.

"Can't you just...push me?" I panted as I tried to set myself free.
"We tried doing that." One of the guys rolled his eyes at me.
The fuke, bro? It isn't my fault that this door is only for anorexic people!

"We need to break the door." One of the guys sighed and shook his head and left with his chums using the window.
What the fuking fuke? Last week, I knew that I still fit in the door. I could still go inside, but what the? I can't be that fat in just one week?
Right?

I just stood there, staring at my lonely guitar.
Soon, my darling. We shall unite real soon.

"Oh, hi." A tall baby-faced guy with short bangs said in a deep voice as he smiled at me. He appeared out of nowhere, actually. 


Such cuteness. He is WAY better than that -squishing Kris guy.
The thought of that fervert made me scowl.

"Hi," I said as I gave him a small smile, embarrassed of my situation. 
He looked at me, then at the door, then back at me.
"Need any help?" He asked, as he went towards me.

I just nodded at him and pouted...Hoping that I would look cute infront of him.
He held my shoulders, and gently pushed me.
Aye, such gentleness. Unlike that cool-and-erted-guy. 
When I see him, I swear I'll punch him.
HARD.

"Oh, uhhh...Is it okay if I push you hard?" He grinned at me.

Dang, boy. If only your smile could melt my fats, I would totally be thinner than Gi Young.

"Yes, push me hard please?" I said, imitating Gi Young's voice.
He looked at me awkwardly and I just realized what I just did.

Such embarrassment.
Such....shame.

Kill me now, my dear fats.

"I'm sorry, my voice suddenly became weird." I looked down, hoping that my excuse worked.
He chuckled, and I could feel my heart beating fast.

If only my heart has wings, I could fly outta here and I shall bring you with me...let us go to heaven my dear handsome baby.

"Chanyeol-oppa!" I heard Chae Young's voice outside.
Great, what a way to ruin the moment. 
Please leave, Chae Young.

Chae Young climbed the window and stared at me. wide-eyed.
I shrugged at her, and she shot me her "t

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exolovecarat
#1
Chapter 19: hi~~. new reader here. I like this story. it's very funny. it kinda reminds me of the other story that similar like this one because it full of sassiness.
anne2231 #2
Chapter 19: Updateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
OohAina #3
Chapter 9: let sehun be the heroes..no..D.O.sorry i don't know.
HoneyFei20
#4
Chapter 19: Hahahahaa omg Baekhyun like Jina now..oh boy. Well I want her to end up with Kyungsoo or Sehun. :(
superdupper
#5
Chapter 19: Wow now bacon like sass queen too. Gosh I feel like this story should be harem. She should be with them . I mean all of them. Sass queen and her all prince charming. Hehe
Yuosux #6
Chapter 18: Choose sehun, plsssss
DeerLuhan2233 #7
Chapter 18: SASSQUEEN GO TO D.O LOVE HIM NO ONE ELSE BUT HIM since he's my BAIS that is my number one BAIS !!Update and use my idea please!! T * T
superdupper
#8
Chapter 18: Omg Mr sass pant 2.0 and sass king will be sad I'd sass queen choose master chin.e Omg.e
rewrew #9
Chapter 18: Ohh I love this story so much & I Love you more !!!!!
I hope she ends up with D.O !!
My EXO bais !!!!
taeyeonnie_ssi #10
Chapter 17: i really like you, author-nim!!! >/////< jkjkjk. jina is really funny.. . and his lame family lol omona!! update soon!! kekekekek