Bacon for lunch

The big, fat, and the ugly.
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"What? D.O oppa is your neighbor?!" Young Chae slapped my thigh as she squealed.
Uhh, no please.
Not your annoying cheerleader voice.
Stahp.
You're burning my eardrums.

"Yes." I rolled my eyes as I scooted away from her.
"So...Tell me what happened." She scooted closer to me as I do the opposite.
No, woman.
I do not like your beech-slaps
Don't beech-slap my awesome thigh ever again.

"I don't know...we just talked normally, I guess?" I picked up a piece of paper that rolled to the floor.
"Oh please. With you, nothing's ever normal." Young Chae rolled her eyes as she opened her make-up kit to apply her fifth layer of make up.

Yeah I guess you're right.
It wasn't normal.

Well, if you think that meeting a stranger half- is normal, then welcome to my world. 

"Come on, spill it out. What happened?" She said as she applied another layer of her mascara.

Before I could even speak, someone tapped my shoulder.
I turned to look and my face instantly turned into a scowl.

"I thought about my revenge." He said, running his fingers through his hair.
Ew like you look cool doing that.
Ferverted-giant

"K-Kris oppa? Hi!" Young Chae immediately kept her make-up kit and acted all seductively towards Kris.
Young Chae, he's all yours.

"I don't care about your stupid revenge because it'll fail anyways." I said, standing up to leave the room.
"Really? Aren't you curious?" 

Dang this living-tree.
Dang it.
Yeas. I am curious.

"Nope. Not interested." I lied and went on my way, leaving him and Young Chae alone.

Just when I was about to go to the direction of the cafeteria, someone bumped into me.
"Oh, I'm sorry. My bad." The boy picked up my stuff and handed it to me.

"Oh, it's okay. It's my fault.. I was in the way." I awkwardly shifted in my position as I take my things from him.
He smiled at me and he reached out his hand.
"I'm Baekhyun." 

What
Tell me I heard it correctly
Did he just call himself 'Bacon'?
You are starving me, hot boy.

"What? Bacon? Nice name." I chuckled, earning a light punch on my arm.
"It's BAEKHYUN." He emphasized the last part.
And oh.
Woops.
Sorry for mistakening your name as food
I'm actually hungry again.

"Hey, Bacon I--" Chanyeol stopped talking as he st

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exolovecarat
#1
Chapter 19: hi~~. new reader here. I like this story. it's very funny. it kinda reminds me of the other story that similar like this one because it full of sassiness.
anne2231 #2
Chapter 19: Updateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
OohAina #3
Chapter 9: let sehun be the heroes..no..D.O.sorry i don't know.
HoneyFei20
#4
Chapter 19: Hahahahaa omg Baekhyun like Jina now..oh boy. Well I want her to end up with Kyungsoo or Sehun. :(
superdupper
#5
Chapter 19: Wow now bacon like sass queen too. Gosh I feel like this story should be harem. She should be with them . I mean all of them. Sass queen and her all prince charming. Hehe
Yuosux #6
Chapter 18: Choose sehun, plsssss
DeerLuhan2233 #7
Chapter 18: SASSQUEEN GO TO D.O LOVE HIM NO ONE ELSE BUT HIM since he's my BAIS that is my number one BAIS !!Update and use my idea please!! T * T
superdupper
#8
Chapter 18: Omg Mr sass pant 2.0 and sass king will be sad I'd sass queen choose master chin.e Omg.e
rewrew #9
Chapter 18: Ohh I love this story so much & I Love you more !!!!!
I hope she ends up with D.O !!
My EXO bais !!!!
taeyeonnie_ssi #10
Chapter 17: i really like you, author-nim!!! >/////< jkjkjk. jina is really funny.. . and his lame family lol omona!! update soon!! kekekekek