(A/N: Hi SassyPrinces/Princesses!! :D Sorry for not being able to update for the past few days :( I've been very busy lately because of my summer classes *Yes I know what you're thinking but I'm not that dumb because I'm going to college a year after, so not so yay for me* well, technically...It's just a review center so...:( Anyway, I'll make it up to you all! I hope you guys enjoy diz! :D )

"Hey, Oh Sehun!" I said as I tried to match his pace. He didn't stop walking, and it's hurting my feet.
Hurting my sassing feet.
Oh
Freaking 
Sehun

Stahp
The Queen's Order

I stopped walking, and stared at his retreating back. 
But then, I came up with a sassy idea

Yas
You will stop walking

I immediately took off my left shoe and aimed it at his head, and just when I threw my shoe, he quickly turned to face me

And the next thing I saw was:
Bloody-nosed Sehun

I immediately went beside him and slapped him.
"Sehuna! Wake up!" I panicked, since it was all my fault.
He didn't even stir when I shook him.

"Hey fatso!" I scowled at the voice. 
Hearing it just...makes my ears react violently.
I slowly turned and glared at him and hissed.

"What do you want, Flat-nose?"
He shrugged and sat beside me and carressed Sehun's hair.

OH MY FUKE
I SEE BROMANCE
OH MY FUKE
they look kinda good together if they were gay
Sekai
/dies/

But this SassQueen is so much better than that flat-nosed man

"What did you do to hunnie?" 
I stared at him, my mouth opened, and

OH MY FUKE
HUNNIE
OH MY GUOSH 
THEY ARE GAY

Okay, Oh Sehun, you are off my kingdom

"Hunnie?" I almost choked. 
Now, I find this guy more disgusting than Kris.

By the way, that smucbag...where the hell is he? I don't see him anywhere and
AM I ACTUALLY LOOKING FOR HIM
hell no
Nope
not happening

"Yes. This is Oh Sehun, F.Y.I." He rolled his eyes at me.
"I KNOW him." I stated. I don't want people to think Sehun and I aren't close, because we are...Oh wait, correction: We Were. 

"Really, what makes you think that?" He raised his brows at me.
Is this guy asking for a punch?
Because I'm willing to do it right now
Pissed UltraSassQueen is pissed.

"Shut the fuke up, will you? And just help me carry your boyfriend." I rolled my eyes as I started to lift the unconscious Oh Sehun. His eyes were as big as SassPants/Kyungsoo and walked towards me, matching my pace.
"Hey, what'd you do to him, by the way?" Flat-nose insisted. I stopped walking and glared at him.

Can I make this flat-nosed guy eat my shoe?
No?
Fine. I'll just make him eat my fats.
Yes?
Yas.

"None of your business, you flat-nosed jerk!" I said, kicking his leg as he yelped in pain.

Yas
Suffer
You deserve it

"Omo! Sehun oppa!!!" I heard a girl screamed and pushed me away from Sehun.
Oh, Sehun...
You are really off my Sassy Kingdom.

The girl scanned Sehun's face as she cried.
Who the fuke are you?

For some reason, I'm jealous...
Super jelly UltraSassQueen in da haus

"Who did this, oppa? Who?" She sniffed as she kissed Oh Sehun's forehead.
I just rolled my eyes and started to walk away w