A bacon Special

The big, fat, and the ugly.
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A/N: I just wanna dedicate this chapter to Baekhyun! 

Happy birthday, Bacon! I hope you have more bacons—err I mean Birthdays to come! 

 

Everyone is so busy minding their own business.

Kris is busy bullying Han Jina or should I say "The Queen". 

Yeol is busy looking at Han Jina with an expression I can't understand. It's obvious he likes her even though he kept 
denying it when I asked him. But yesterday, I heard he confessed to her. I wonder how it went.

Sehun's busy acting like he isn't jealous of all the attention Han Jina is giving to Kris. I mean, Sehun is obviously madly inlove with Han Jina 
A.K.A his first best friend. He doesn't like it when Han Jina is giving other boys her attention and ehun is...quite possessive.

Suho and Kai are busy bickering over why Squids have tentacles. A stupid topic, yes.
 But if it's the two of them, nothing is EVER stupid. Even if they're talking about dirt, it's still not stupid.

Tao, Chen, and Xiumin are busy playing with their phones...oh what? They're actually playing an online game.

 

Kyungsoo is poking his food and constantly checking on his watch. I wonder what's wrong. He's been acting pretty down since he went back from America.

 

Lay is busy with his own music stuff. He does that a lot. He's now "" the air as if he was some rock god. 

 

Luhan? Luhan is busy trying to prove to the girls that he is a man. 
He keeps on flexing his muscles like there is no tomorrow and he keeps on showing off his abs that all girls just keep on shrieking. I don't know if it's because 
they love it or because the thought that a girl looking guy has abs.

 

And me?

What am I busy about?

 

Nothing.

 

Everyone is so busy with their own lives that they forgot about my birthday.

So much for being so hyped up early this morni

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exolovecarat
#1
Chapter 19: hi~~. new reader here. I like this story. it's very funny. it kinda reminds me of the other story that similar like this one because it full of sassiness.
anne2231 #2
Chapter 19: Updateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
OohAina #3
Chapter 9: let sehun be the heroes..no..D.O.sorry i don't know.
HoneyFei20
#4
Chapter 19: Hahahahaa omg Baekhyun like Jina now..oh boy. Well I want her to end up with Kyungsoo or Sehun. :(
superdupper
#5
Chapter 19: Wow now bacon like sass queen too. Gosh I feel like this story should be harem. She should be with them . I mean all of them. Sass queen and her all prince charming. Hehe
Yuosux #6
Chapter 18: Choose sehun, plsssss
DeerLuhan2233 #7
Chapter 18: SASSQUEEN GO TO D.O LOVE HIM NO ONE ELSE BUT HIM since he's my BAIS that is my number one BAIS !!Update and use my idea please!! T * T
superdupper
#8
Chapter 18: Omg Mr sass pant 2.0 and sass king will be sad I'd sass queen choose master chin.e Omg.e
rewrew #9
Chapter 18: Ohh I love this story so much & I Love you more !!!!!
I hope she ends up with D.O !!
My EXO bais !!!!
taeyeonnie_ssi #10
Chapter 17: i really like you, author-nim!!! >/////< jkjkjk. jina is really funny.. . and his lame family lol omona!! update soon!! kekekekek