Goodbye, Mr. SassPants 2.0

The big, fat, and the ugly.
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“Hey idiot, it should be written like this!” Kris snatched the pencil from me and erased my writing so hard, that there's already a hole on the paper.
“Well, why ask me to do it if you already know the answer?! Why not do it yourself if you know that I'm stupid in that subject!” I crossed my arms but I watched him slowly write it making me master everything all at once.

“It's good that you know you're stupid.” He said without looking at me.
Oh really?
Wanna die?
Oh you asked for it.

The next thing I knew, He was crying in pain because the pen I was holding...
Went straight into his
Junior

Woops
Sorry not sorry

“Hey! That hurts, you elephant!” He groaned in pain as I stifled a laugh.
Elephant? Is that all you got, monkey?
Want me to take you to the zoo?
No?
YAS.

“Serves you right.” I rolled my eyes. “Now do all these, or else I'll cut it!” He quickly went back to work making me laugh.
“What?” I asked because he kept staring at me.
Oh, MasterChin.
You so ugly I can't.

“Shut up! Stop staring at me!” He quickly averted his gaze but kept laughing.
The nerve.
I just wanna kill you.
You and your junior....DAI

 

“You're weird.” He mumbled, scribbling something on our paper.
“You're ugly.” I snorted, and he shot me a look.
“What? Girls find me really handsome and pretty! I'm not ugly!” He pouted.

OH MASTERCHIN
PLEASE
STOP
 

“Those girls must be really blind...I pity them” He slapped my thigh and
OH MY FUKE
HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY FATS
MY AWESOME FATS DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE TOUCHED

ESPECIALLY BY YOU MASTERCHIN

“Watch where you're touching! And What the fuke?! Stay away from me you alien!” I pushed him away from me, making him fall off his chair.
“Hey, this is my house and I can do whatever I want!” He held my arms and
Seriously...
You are so dead, Kris.
Prepare to see the worst night of your life.

“SEHUN! KRIS IS TOUCHING ME!!!” I screamed ar the top of my lungs and Kris held his hands on my mouth, trying to stop me from screaming but it was useless...
Because I scream like a whale
A sassing Whale

Sehun barged in Kris' room and immediately slapped Kris' hands away from my arms.
“Hey, I told you...NO TOUCHING!” Sehun/Se-Hulk kicked Kris on his junior making him groan in pain.
YES
JI-HUN UNITE!

So you might be wondering why Sehun's here...
Because he said that he'd protect me from diz annoying MasterChin...
So yas
My SassyBicepsGuard on duty!

“Hey, what's with you two? Do you love my thing that much?” I rolled my eyes at his sarcasm.
“And Sehuna! I'm older than you! You should treat me as your hyung!!” Kris crossed his arms and glared at Sehun.

“I don't care! Just stop annoying Jina!”
Awww Se-Hulk
You so cute
Can I like pinch your face?
No?
YAS

“What have you done to my Sehun??” Kris glared at me.
YOUR SEHUN
OH MAI FUKE
YOU AND KAI ARE ALIKE
rot in hell
pliz

“YOUR Sehun?” I almost gagged. “You're just like Kai. Just....stop. Please.” I gave him my “Talk-to-the-hand-look” and rolled my eyes.
“Y

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exolovecarat
#1
Chapter 19: hi~~. new reader here. I like this story. it's very funny. it kinda reminds me of the other story that similar like this one because it full of sassiness.
anne2231 #2
Chapter 19: Updateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
OohAina #3
Chapter 9: let sehun be the heroes..no..D.O.sorry i don't know.
HoneyFei20
#4
Chapter 19: Hahahahaa omg Baekhyun like Jina now..oh boy. Well I want her to end up with Kyungsoo or Sehun. :(
superdupper
#5
Chapter 19: Wow now bacon like sass queen too. Gosh I feel like this story should be harem. She should be with them . I mean all of them. Sass queen and her all prince charming. Hehe
Yuosux #6
Chapter 18: Choose sehun, plsssss
DeerLuhan2233 #7
Chapter 18: SASSQUEEN GO TO D.O LOVE HIM NO ONE ELSE BUT HIM since he's my BAIS that is my number one BAIS !!Update and use my idea please!! T * T
superdupper
#8
Chapter 18: Omg Mr sass pant 2.0 and sass king will be sad I'd sass queen choose master chin.e Omg.e
rewrew #9
Chapter 18: Ohh I love this story so much & I Love you more !!!!!
I hope she ends up with D.O !!
My EXO bais !!!!
taeyeonnie_ssi #10
Chapter 17: i really like you, author-nim!!! >/////< jkjkjk. jina is really funny.. . and his lame family lol omona!! update soon!! kekekekek