"Dad, I'm home." I said as I dropped my bag on the couch. 
I walked towards the kitchen to get some food in the refrigerator.

Because some popcorn guy made me hungry.

Thinking about Flat nose/Kris 2.0 pisses me off.
I hope his breath will rot.

I tried to open the refrigerator but it won't.
I noticed a note that was written by my dad.

"Even if you try opening this, you can't. I used a steel chain to keep you from eating. <3"

THE FUKE
DAD

THE NERVE
HOW COULD YOU 
DO THIS
TO THE
QUEEN
 

I groaned as I punched the refrigerator.

Maybe I can open diz ref using Kris' Chin!?
but no
ew

"Whatever you do, dad wouldn't open that refrigerator." Geun Shik said as he walked towards me and gave me a pat on my shoulder.

"Tell him he's dead." I hissed and Geun Shik laughed.
"That's why dad left." Geun Shik said as he sat on the counter. "Because he's scared of your clothes of shame."

That man
He knows
This can't be

"Where did he go?" I asked and Geun Shik only shrugged.
 

That man.
I hate him.
When I see him, I shall feast on his flesh.

"Geun Shik, by any chance..." I said as I leaned in closer to him. "Do you have any food?"
My 
Stomach
Is
Killing
Me
 

"Nope. Dad's paying me for not feeding you." Geun Shik said as he left for his room.

THE FUKE
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO NOW

I sat on the couch feeling very frustrated. 
This is definitely not my day.
Seriously.

I got kissed by that Master Chin/Giraffe/uncool/ert/Kris/
And I met another Kris which I would like to call Kris 2.0/Popcorn Breath
And now... my life is gone.
FOOD
DON'T LEAVE MEE

The doorbell rang and I walked my way towards the door, dragging my feet.
I opened the door to see Kyungsoo with Suho the food master/chef, Baekhyun the bacon, Luhan the shemale/Joker, and my SassKing/Chanyeol.
Yiz
My SassingArmy

"Hey," Kyungsoo said. "Is it alright if I included them in our revenge mission?" Kyungsoo winked at me.

YEAS

Because I see food.
I see Suho the food master
And Bacon...
Bacon...I'm sooo hungry I wanna eat you.

"Of course." I said as I let them come in. "But guys" 
They all stopped walking and waited for me to speak.
"If you want food, I can't give you. Dad literally chained the refrigerator."

"It's fine." Suho the food master said. "I volunteer to buy food." 

OH YEAS
KYUNGSOO
Thank you for inviting Suho the food m