"Will you tell me what's bothering you?" Kyungsoo broke the silence as we walked in our neighborhood.
"What?" I asked, to be honest... I'm still thinking about what that erted alien-long chined-uncool-giraffe dude a.k.a Kris did to me awhile ago.

Please.
The memory is tormenting me.
My mouth is suffering.
When I see you again I swear I'll kill you.

You'll die HARD.

"See, you didn't even hear what I just said." Kyungsoo chuckled as he stopped walking. "Is there something bothering you? Mind telling me what it is?" 

I sighed as I started to walk again.
If I tell this SassPants 2.0...He might think that I'm such a lame woman for not having her first kiss yet.

And this UltraSassQueen cannot look dumb on other people.
Wait, I always look dumb.

The fuke with it.
It's all Kris'' fault.
I wanna cut off his chin and just...
Just...use it against him.
 

Kyungsoo walked faster, matching my pace.
"Someone took my first kiss." I sighed.

Just talking about it pisses me off.
Kris, why are you tormenting me even if you're not here?
I friken hate you

But that kiss was good though
The only problem was...it was Kris who kissed me.

"What?!" Kyungsoo dropped my books and stared at me Owl-Style.
I nodded and sat on a curb.
"Who?!" For the first time, I saw this side of Mr. SassPants 2.0.

It's kinda cute.
But Chanyeol/UltraSassKing is cuter.

"Kris." I almost gagged when I mentioned his name.

Ew.
Not gonna mention his name in public again.
I could feel my tongue burning.

"That stupid jerk. Wait till I get a hold of his __________ and he'll surely die hard."
Kyungsoo furiously sat beside me and 

OH MY FUKE
YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT
OH MY SASSING

YOU LIVE BY YOUR NAME
You're a legit SassPants ;)
Welcome to the club, Kyungsoo.

"It's fine because I'll surely get back at him." I grinned. 
"I'll help you with that."Kyungsoo smiled at me.

Yas.
Join me.
We'll have an army of UltraSassyPeople
I shall be the Queen.
You shall be the knight.
And Suho shall be the chef.
Luhan shall be the sassy joker

Baekhyun shall be...a bacon.
And Chanyeol shall be..... my UltraSassKing

"Really?" I squealed and oh god.

I beech-slapped him.
This cannat be.
I am not turning into Chae Young
No

"Yes, in fact. Let's plot it right now." He stood up and picked up my books and reached for my hand.

Yiiiz I likeeey.

"Hey! Let's finish this first!" I pointed at the paper that we must finish by tomorrow.

I do nat want to be sassed by Mrs. Kim/ the daredevil/UltraSassLord

"I can do it myself." He smiled at me. "Let's just plan on our revenge against Kris." He winked at me.

Wow, man.
You so hyped?
That's the spirit.

"Okay, so I think that we should make him look uncool in front of everyone in our school." I stated as I tapped my pen on his desk.
"But he's already uncool..." He stared at me.

Oh wow.
So blunt.
I likey.

"What do we do then?" I asked him.

Before he could even speak, a boy our age went to his room and slammed the door.
"D.O., I freaking hate my partner. She's such a flirt" The boy pouted, making Kyungsoo laugh.
"I don't know why you-" The boy stared at me, then at Kyungsoo, then back at me.

"Hello." He bowed