SassKing 2.0?

The big, fat, and the ugly.
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"Hey." Sehun said as he held my arm, leading me towards the rooftop. 
Right after Sehun's outrage in the cafeteria, he grabbed my arm and led me out, not even making me say goodbye to Mr. SassPants 2.0 and my SassKing. 

Such sadness
Do not miss the queen.

Okay, you MUST miss me! 
~Le Evil laugh~

"Sehun, stop. What is your problem?" I jerked my arm away from him, and that made him abruptly stop.
He furiously turned around, his eyes ablaze.
"My problem?" His stare was burning and I couldn't gaze back at him.
I just can't.

Ooooh, intimidating.
How dare you
I am the queen and you are just my SassingBlondeBicepsMan/Knight

But apparently, that's not how it works right now...right?

"Yes," I said as I stared down, nervously shifting in my position. "I don't know what's gotten into you. Why are you so mad?" 

Well of course he's mad because someone kissed the queen.

But, like all those curious beeches out there, I needed to hear it from him.
From his own mouth.

"Jina, how could you be so calm about this?" Sehun ran his fingers through his hair, making it stand everywhere.

His hair
Looks
Like
The Sun

A very pale sun

"I'm not." I said, still not looking at him. "I just want to get this over with, Sehun. Really, what's your problem?" 
This time, I look at him. So he would tell me the truth.

"You know what, I regret going to America." He furiously sat, and leaned on the wall. 

Vey nice...You're changing the topic, eh?

"Because if I stayed here, I would have clearly stated that you're mine." He locked his gaze at me and his gaze was soft, and it could melt my heart.
And believe me, my heart's beating so fast I don't know what to say.
I don't know what he means.

"Hey," I said sitting beside him. "Can I ask you a very very random question?"
Without looking at me, he nodded his head and looked away.
"How do you guys know each other? You and Kyungsoo, Chanyeol, Luhan, Baekhyun, and Suho?"
He laughed at me, and I realized how much I missed his laugh.

For 10 years we've been apart and now he's back.
He got more handsome than the usual.
I mean, fuke yes puberty gone right.
But I don't know what to feel.
He was my first crush, my first love.
Well, my love for Sassking is obviously love at first sight or should I say more of a crush.
But I don't know...Sehun's different, I guess.

I remember how I sat on one of the swings and I was crying because no one wanted me as their friend.
"Hey," I looked up and saw the cutest boy I've ever seen in our neighborhood. I just stared at him.
"Why are you crying?" He asked as he sat beside the swing that I was seated at.

"No one wants me as their friend." I whined. "They said I'm too fat."
"No you're not.

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exolovecarat
#1
Chapter 19: hi~~. new reader here. I like this story. it's very funny. it kinda reminds me of the other story that similar like this one because it full of sassiness.
anne2231 #2
Chapter 19: Updateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
OohAina #3
Chapter 9: let sehun be the heroes..no..D.O.sorry i don't know.
HoneyFei20
#4
Chapter 19: Hahahahaa omg Baekhyun like Jina now..oh boy. Well I want her to end up with Kyungsoo or Sehun. :(
superdupper
#5
Chapter 19: Wow now bacon like sass queen too. Gosh I feel like this story should be harem. She should be with them . I mean all of them. Sass queen and her all prince charming. Hehe
Yuosux #6
Chapter 18: Choose sehun, plsssss
DeerLuhan2233 #7
Chapter 18: SASSQUEEN GO TO D.O LOVE HIM NO ONE ELSE BUT HIM since he's my BAIS that is my number one BAIS !!Update and use my idea please!! T * T
superdupper
#8
Chapter 18: Omg Mr sass pant 2.0 and sass king will be sad I'd sass queen choose master chin.e Omg.e
rewrew #9
Chapter 18: Ohh I love this story so much & I Love you more !!!!!
I hope she ends up with D.O !!
My EXO bais !!!!
taeyeonnie_ssi #10
Chapter 17: i really like you, author-nim!!! >/////< jkjkjk. jina is really funny.. . and his lame family lol omona!! update soon!! kekekekek