Mr. Sass pants next door

The big, fat, and the ugly.
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"Stay away from me!" My dad ran away as he covered his eyes.
"Suffer the consequences! You forgot to give me my money and I had to suffer awhile ago." I said as I caught up with him and tried to put his hand away from his eyes.

"I don't need to see your body, Jina! Just stay away from me, it's mortifying!" Dad wailed as he tried to push me away.
"Nuh-uh. You must take a good look of my flabbies!" I managed to get his hands off his eyes, but he closed it.
Oh yeah? Two can play that game....

I sneaked out of his room and went to his vault.
"Hey, dad!" I opened his vault and took one of his most treasured belonging.
"This one looks so tempting, should I eat it?" I made sure he heard it, and I could hear his footsteps coming.


Victory.
Is.
Mine.
 

"Don't you dare eat my precious squeezy nutella!" He shouted at me, and he realized what was happening, he quickly closed his eyes.
I walked towards him and patted him at the back.
"I hope you enjoyed those 10 seconds of your life." I giggled.

Yeas.
I hope you enjoyed that 10-mortifying-seconds-of-your-life.

As I was about to enter my room, the doorbell rang.
It must be my brother, Han Geun Shik.

"Hey Geun Shik, why are you la-" A boy my age is staring at me, wide-eyed.
He quickly closed his eyes and left.
It's as if I was wearing nothing but my clothes of shame that I only show my dad...

HOLY FUKING DONUTS 
I.
JUST.
LOST.
MY.
FAT-V
((If you know what I mean))

"Who is it?" My dad asked, and I just stood there.
Stunned.
No, more like...mortified of myself.
The fuke.

A stranger just saw me half-.


"That's what you get," He laughed. "That'll be my sweet revenge."


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

"Jina noona! Dad wants you downstairs!" Geun Shik pounded on my door as I sat on my bed.
I ignored him and opened my laptop to do my research in Social Studies.

"Dad said he won't give you your allowance if you don't go downstairs."

No allowance means no food
No food means being hungry.

That old man knows my weakness.

I quickly opened the door and marched towards my dad.
"Hey, that's so unfair I-" 
My dad was smiling at me mischievously and I saw that boy again.
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exolovecarat
#1
Chapter 19: hi~~. new reader here. I like this story. it's very funny. it kinda reminds me of the other story that similar like this one because it full of sassiness.
anne2231 #2
Chapter 19: Updateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
OohAina #3
Chapter 9: let sehun be the heroes..no..D.O.sorry i don't know.
HoneyFei20
#4
Chapter 19: Hahahahaa omg Baekhyun like Jina now..oh boy. Well I want her to end up with Kyungsoo or Sehun. :(
superdupper
#5
Chapter 19: Wow now bacon like sass queen too. Gosh I feel like this story should be harem. She should be with them . I mean all of them. Sass queen and her all prince charming. Hehe
Yuosux #6
Chapter 18: Choose sehun, plsssss
DeerLuhan2233 #7
Chapter 18: SASSQUEEN GO TO D.O LOVE HIM NO ONE ELSE BUT HIM since he's my BAIS that is my number one BAIS !!Update and use my idea please!! T * T
superdupper
#8
Chapter 18: Omg Mr sass pant 2.0 and sass king will be sad I'd sass queen choose master chin.e Omg.e
rewrew #9
Chapter 18: Ohh I love this story so much & I Love you more !!!!!
I hope she ends up with D.O !!
My EXO bais !!!!
taeyeonnie_ssi #10
Chapter 17: i really like you, author-nim!!! >/////< jkjkjk. jina is really funny.. . and his lame family lol omona!! update soon!! kekekekek