Mr. Sass pants next door
The big, fat, and the ugly."Stay away from me!" My dad ran away as he covered his eyes.
"Suffer the consequences! You forgot to give me my money and I had to suffer awhile ago." I said as I caught up with him and tried to put his hand away from his eyes.
"I don't need to see your body, Jina! Just stay away from me, it's mortifying!" Dad wailed as he tried to push me away.
"Nuh-uh. You must take a good look of my flabbies!" I managed to get his hands off his eyes, but he closed it.
Oh yeah? Two can play that game....
I sneaked out of his room and went to his vault.
"Hey, dad!" I opened his vault and took one of his most treasured belonging.
"This one looks so tempting, should I eat it?" I made sure he heard it, and I could hear his footsteps coming.
Victory.
Is.
Mine.
"Don't you dare eat my precious squeezy nutella!" He shouted at me, and he realized what was happening, he quickly closed his eyes.
I walked towards him and patted him at the back.
"I hope you enjoyed those 10 seconds of your life." I giggled.
Yeas.
I hope you enjoyed that 10-mortifying-seconds-of-your-life.
As I was about to enter my room, the doorbell rang.
It must be my brother, Han Geun Shik.
"Hey Geun Shik, why are you la-" A boy my age is staring at me, wide-eyed.
He quickly closed his eyes and left.
It's as if I was wearing nothing but my clothes of shame that I only show my dad...
HOLY FUKING DONUTS
I.
JUST.
LOST.
MY.
FAT-V
((If you know what I mean))
"Who is it?" My dad asked, and I just stood there.
Stunned.
No, more like...mortified of myself.
The fuke.
A stranger just saw me half-.
"That's what you get," He laughed. "That'll be my sweet revenge."
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Jina noona! Dad wants you downstairs!" Geun Shik pounded on my door as I sat on my bed.
I ignored him and opened my laptop to do my research in Social Studies.
"Dad said he won't give you your allowance if you don't go downstairs."
No allowance means no food
No food means being hungry.
That old man knows my weakness.
I quickly opened the door and marched towards my dad.
"Hey, that's so unfair I-"
My dad was smiling at me mischievously and I saw that boy again.
H
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