You see me rollin' you hatin'

The big, fat, and the ugly.
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"Hey I heard what happened awhile ago." Young Chae, my only companion in school said as she swayed her hips, trying to get the boy's attention.
The boys hungrily stared at her milky skin, exposed at the back. Her thin legs tempting the guys, and she was pretty. Like really totally beautiful.

You see, Young Chae is my total opposite.
She would never get fat even if she eat tons of food.

And believe me, she eats like a man who haven't eaten in years.
She's still really pretty even if she didn't try to be.

Now that's what you call heaven, everybody.
I wish I was THAT perfect.

But the world hates me, apparently.

I remained silent because I knew that she was just trying to make me spill what happened awhile ago. I knew she saw it.

We were walking when we passed by the basketball club.

Oh no, here we go again.

"Hey fattie, you're so round you can be a basketball, oh wait." One of the boys from the basketball club walked towards me. 

"You won't fit in the basketball ring." He said as he stuck his tongue out.

Oh yeah, we'll see about that.

Out of anger, I decided to play along with him.
"Hey," I said taking a step towards him. He raised his eyebrows at me, like he was enjoying what was happening.
"I-uh, happened to notice something beautiful on your tongue, can I take a look at it?" I asked, batting my eyelashes just like Gi Young.
He was taken aback by what I did, but he regained his composture.

"Okay, look all you want. I won't let you see next time." He winked at me, and I almost gagged. Such ugliness. Such....pain in the eyes. Help.
He stuck his tongue out, and here we go...

One.

Two.

Three.

Ready,

Set,

I pulled his tongue out as hard as I could, and he yelped in pain.

The next thing I know, I was rolling.

Yes, I was rolling.

Apparently, while I was trying to run away from him, I tripped. And for my safety....I did the thing that I was great at. 

Rolling.

"Hey, you rolling giant come back here!" He panted, trying to catch my breath. What a shame

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exolovecarat
#1
Chapter 19: hi~~. new reader here. I like this story. it's very funny. it kinda reminds me of the other story that similar like this one because it full of sassiness.
anne2231 #2
Chapter 19: Updateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
OohAina #3
Chapter 9: let sehun be the heroes..no..D.O.sorry i don't know.
HoneyFei20
#4
Chapter 19: Hahahahaa omg Baekhyun like Jina now..oh boy. Well I want her to end up with Kyungsoo or Sehun. :(
superdupper
#5
Chapter 19: Wow now bacon like sass queen too. Gosh I feel like this story should be harem. She should be with them . I mean all of them. Sass queen and her all prince charming. Hehe
Yuosux #6
Chapter 18: Choose sehun, plsssss
DeerLuhan2233 #7
Chapter 18: SASSQUEEN GO TO D.O LOVE HIM NO ONE ELSE BUT HIM since he's my BAIS that is my number one BAIS !!Update and use my idea please!! T * T
superdupper
#8
Chapter 18: Omg Mr sass pant 2.0 and sass king will be sad I'd sass queen choose master chin.e Omg.e
rewrew #9
Chapter 18: Ohh I love this story so much & I Love you more !!!!!
I hope she ends up with D.O !!
My EXO bais !!!!
taeyeonnie_ssi #10
Chapter 17: i really like you, author-nim!!! >/////< jkjkjk. jina is really funny.. . and his lame family lol omona!! update soon!! kekekekek