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You clapped your hand once. "I see we got off the wrong foot."You said."I'm ~~~~~! And I am here to serve you dear Lord!" You playfully bowed.   "Serve?...Lord..? What?!?!"    "Well long story. I was bad,got trapped in a bottle,have served many people for more than 1000 years then boom! You're my new master." "Master? I don't get it..." L said with a confused look on his face.   "You're so slow! I'm a genie! DUH. Like in movies! Aladdin...Cinderella...Blah blah blah..."You said as you looked around the room.   "Ge..Ge..Gen..."L stuttered. "GENIE! G-E-N-I-E!" You spelled it out to L like he was retarded. L just stared. "Stop it." You said. "What the...Am I dreaming?"  "Uh.uh." You shook your head. "Maybe drunk?" "Nope!" "Gone crazy?" "Well maybe.Hahaha! Just kidding." L didn't laugh. "Arrogant much..." You puffed. "What?!" "Oh nothing! Let's get on with it shall we?" You clicked your fingers and out came a book. L's eyes were fixed on the book. You flicked the pages. "Well I'm a?"  "Genie?" L said. "Yes and genies give...?" "Wis-" "Wishes. Correct. Very good!" You said, not letting L finish."SO, like in movies,you get 3 wishes. No more,no less. 3. Not 4 or 5 but 3. Ok?" "Ok?! SO does that mea-" "Hang on,hang on,hang on."You said interupting L again. "Listen to my rules first!" "Oh great." "Well