Don't lay turtles on their shells...

When fangirls cross the line

[Eunhyuk’s room]

After the state of Kyuhyun’s room we didn’t know what to expect. We bravely opened the door and were shocked “wow this is tidy!” I said totally shocked. The bed was lazily made, the covers flung back over the bed and the washing hamper had clothes in it, the wardrobe door open and some magazines were visible.

“Oh look here” Joanna tentatively picked up one of the magazines and shook her head “bad Hyukjae, bad!” she quickly threw the magazine back on the pile.

“Awww he has photo albums” Jia tried to break the silence; we all crowded around the photo albums. We started flicking through the photos… there were lots of him as a child, with his parents, sister and other relatives and friends. That’s when we noticed another photo album… I picked eyed it and collected it from the shelf. I went to sit on the bed; my eyes met the magazines so I decided against it… “OMO have you seen how many photo’s of Donghae are in here?!”

“No…are they decent photos? I mean they aren’t a private set of snaps” Joanna asked waggling her eyebrows

I laughed “Hello no! and Siwon would be so ashamed of that eyebrow thing you just did” We all began looking at the album…lots of selca’s of Donghae and Eunhyuk together, then there were photo’s of Donghae…more photo’s of Donghae, followed by more photo’s of Donghae…then Donghae with Yesung’s Turtles and Heebum.

“Lucky cat” Jia mumbled, going to take another look around the room

“This means EunHae is real” I said fanning the moisture away from my eyes

“Aish get a grip…” Joanna sighed shoving me slightly “I think Eunhyuk is a little obsessed with the fish” looking on at further photo’s

I scoffed “oh please!”  Turning the page and my eyes widened “is Donghae sleeping it that photo?!” Joanna nodded “obsessed Monkey!”

We all got freaked out by Eunhyuk’s creepy/obsessed photo album. We replaced it and got the hell out of Eunhyuk’s shrine to his beloved fish.

[Shindong’s room]

Joanna walked in “What the G- Dragon?”  She shut the door as me and Jia went to step in to the room running into Joanna’s back “What the H man?” I grumbled.

She opened the door and we all followed her in “it’s like a child’s play area” all 3 of us stood open mouthed at the child like room.

“OH!” Jia screamed she peeked out from behind Joanna; we turned and faced the bed “OH!” Joanna and I saw what got Jia freaked out… a blown up photo of a scary looking clown smiling.

“Who does stuff like this?” I asked horrified, Joanna sat down at the desk on the chair; just as she did there was a farting sound…. Me and Jia looked at her disgracefully

“Unnie you could of at least waited until we made some noise” Jia complained quickly walking away from the desk.

Joanna turned a bright shade of red “it was a whoopee cushion!”

“Araso, Araso” I scoffed laughing. I walked around and opened the nightstand draw and “Aaaaah”in the nightstand were a tub of paper snakes, as soon as the draw opened the paper snakes launched into the air like confetti. “What is up with this guy?” I exclaimed

Jia laughed leaning against the closet…then she fell back into it. “Jia!” Joanna ran over to the closet.

*High pitched shriek*

“Ya” Joanna pulled Jia up “let’s get the hell out of here…this is worse than the nerd’s dungeon!” she went to pull away from Jia but Jia followed.

I laughed “you guys are caught in a finger trap” they both frowned. I walked towards the next room and smiled. I walked back to Shindong’s room to find them pulling away from each other to try and free themselves from the finger trap.  Only for them to head but each other and fall on the floor

“Come look at this, you’ll love it!” I pulled Jia’s hand automatically pulling Joanna along.

“Look turtles!” I cooed

[Yesung’s room]

“Okay so we’ve been in a nerd’s dungeon, a child’s bedroom, a freakishly clean room and a normal-ish room that hides magazines and photo albums of his secret lover…now we are in a jungle room” I rolled my eyes

“Wae can’t they have normal rooms?” Joanna added looking in the turtle tank; Jia looked at the book shelf

“No photo albums here just books on how to be outgoing…now that’s odd” she quipped moving to look at the turtles. All 3 of us became besotted with the tiny turtle and the bigger turtle “Ddangkoma” Joanna touched it’s shell “oh-ho shiny” she tapped on the shell.

We took a look around the room, we decided it looked like a jungle because it was painted a green colour then there were the plants in the corner of the room as well as the stock of lettuce in the corner of the room. Overall the room was okay compared to what we’d previously seen. There were no pranks set up, no dirty dishes, garbage or magazines. So Yesung had the best room in my eyes.

Jia was laughing “watch this” she laughed as she took out the tiny turtle of the tank and set him on the floor on his shell

“No Jia don’t!” Joanna warned

“Ewww He urinated on me” Jia ran out of the room to the bathroom, dragging Joanna with her as they were still bided together by Shindong’s finger trap.

Jia and Joanna came back from the bathroom “finished de-contaminating your hand?” I laughed

Jia glared at me “it’s not funny Unnie!”

I was about to speak when I was cut off...

“What’s not funny?” The male had returned, but we didn’t hear the door


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All 3 of us froze looking at the man stood in front of us. He looked around 30s years old or a little older. He was dressed in a smart black suit and staring back at the 3 of us.

“What do you not find funny?” he asked again

“U-Ummm the turtle urinated on our Dongsaengs hand” Joanna spoke for us

The man smirked holding back his laughter “That is funny” he began laughing hysterically then hastily stopped “how did you get in to this dorm?” he spoke seriously

“We…we…” I stuttered

“Well?!” He barked losing patience  

“We were visiting our friend in the floor above, we were taking the stairs and noticed the door was open” I answered quickly

 “Chincha?” the door was closed when I came to open the door

“Oh…we shut it” Joanna nodded

“Please leave” The male gestured towards the door, we headed out of the door “before you leave…do you happen to know where the residents of this dorm are?” he asked

“Anio, we don’t” Jia smiled as she pushed Joanna out of the door.

“I know Kyuhyun was with you two, we don’t know the younger one” he spoke pointing to Jia

Our eyes widened as we thought we’d been caught, the man came closer looking Joanna and I up and down, he didn’t speak just kept looking at us and rubbing his chin

“I remember now!” he suddenly spoke, his voice echoed the room “you were make-up artists when the members were recording at KBS” he clapped his hands as we sighed of relief

“Ne we are…but were going to be late, SHINee are recording today and we need to get their make up done” Joanna confidently spoke playing along

“Oh sure, Jebal don’t let me keep you” the male opened the door then closed it as we were about to walk out “but you haven’t seen any of the Super Junior members have you?” he asked in a slightly threatening tone

“Anio…we saw Kyuhyun a few days ago in a café but that was it” I answered, trying to open the door.

“Araso, Annyeong ladies” the male bowed at us, we all quickly bowed and ran out.

“My heart is beating too fast!” Joanna said taking deep breaths

“I feel faint” Jia added

I kept shaking “do you really think he’s their manager? He looked a little mafia like”

Joanna went to do her jacket up and ended up with Jia falling against her “damn it! We need to get this finger trap off”

“Let’s go see Super Junior then” Jia sang

“Oh crap, Heechul will kill us…or Kyuhyun” I mumbled

“They’ll all kill us” Joanna boldly stated “we have pretty much kidnapped them and locked them in a stage”

“I think you’re forgetting this was Kyuhyun’s idea too” I retorted “I hope they haven’t done nothing to Kyuhyun”

 

 

 

[A/N: there's not much left to write on this story! :( I know I keep posting chapter's every now and again...i'm sorry I've been busy with college and stuff. Will post another chapter definately by next weekend]

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LeeAngel1004 #1
Chapter 26: LOVE IT! It needs to be made into a movie ^^ Starring the actual people of course :)
hershii
#2
Aww.. No SHINee Ver. yet.<br />
but. Im looking forward to it!
hershii
#3
OMG Your fanfic is so AMAZING! And better there's a sequel! SHINee Ver. kwaaah I cant wait to read it *bows*
Datenshi #4
OMO this story was so freakin hilarious and interesting (sorry if my English is weird, it's not my first language) XD The moment you almost killed me ? When Joanna wears duck's outfit with Teukie Oppa's wings XD I'm looking forward to reading the sequel...SHINee >w<
eunhaelf13
#5
i will really read the sequel
BrokenDoll
#6
OMG, I loved this fanfic. I'm seriously crying right now because it ended! It was perfect! I never had so much fun reading a fanfic and I can say this one is my favorite of all time! I want to read the sequel too x'D but.... i don't think that one will ever beat this one. Thanks for writing it <3333 I found so funny the fact that i could totally relate the main characters to me, my friend and her sister x'D Once again, I loved it!
thatchinesegirl #7
*wipes tears*<br />
I can't believe this is finished.<br />
This was so wonderfully weird and funny. and this final chapter just actually made me tear up. I hate you Jodie. lol. i'm gonna miss this fic but i know that the SHINee one will be just as awesome ^-^<br />
Ssunshine #8
Waaa~ Kindda sad it ended but i'm soo looking forward to the sequel ^^
xXRainyWishXx #9
Yay to the sequel of SHINee!!!!!^^