Never underestimate Heechul....or Xander

When fangirls cross the line

We slowly crept up to the stage door and one by one looked through the glass panel, we expected to see the members all sat on the floor with grumpy expressions on their faces but they were no where to be seen!

“Oh poop” I glumly admitted

“Ya Unnie’s you lied!” Jia wailed crossing her arms

“T-they couldn’t of gotten out…we have the only key!” Joanna shouted, Joanna unlocked the door and we cautiously walked in making sure to shut the door behind us…what we saw next was truly shocking!

“Oppa that’s wrong!” Joanna screamed at Siwon.

Jia and I looked at Siwon who was hitting Kyuhyun with a foam baseball bat “Dongsaengs help Kyuhyun Oppa!” a pain stricken Kyuhyun called for us “Anio don’t move” Heechul glared at us

“Ya Siwon Oppa how can you hurt the Maknae” I shook my head disappointingly “you’ll go to hell for that” I continued shaking me head

“You’re going to hell anyway” he retorted

“Oh Daddeh” I scoffed walking towards him…oh my word he is handsome “give me the baseball bat” I extended my arm for the bat

“Anio” he pouted and walked behind Leeteuk “he deserves to be punished” and Siwon poked his tongue out at us

“Jebal Dongsaengs” Kyuhyun groaned from behind the members, Sungmin looked in Kyuhyun’s direction “M-maybe we should untie him for a little while” he confessed

“Anio Hyung!” Donghae exclaimed

 *quiet shriek*

“What the?” Heechul confusedly looked around, then he saw where the shrieking noise was coming from then so did Donghae

“There’s another one!” Donghae screamed in a high pitched voice “they are building an army!” he screamed. Eunhyuk stood next to Donghae to calm down the hysterical fish when he saw Jia

“Whoa Hyung...doesn’t she look like...” Eunhyuk turned to Heechul who was still staring at Jia in curiosity, Heechul nodded then turned to the other members

“Look its baby girl Yesung” he laughed, all the members turned and fixed their eyes on Jia

“OMO I have a doppelganger!” Yesung gasped, he walked up to Jia and began closely examining her face…then he poked her cheek

“Ya!” Jia glared at Yesung, Yesung continued to examine Jia when he noticed the finger trap joining her and Joanna together

“Oh Shindong… I think they’ve been in your room” Yesung grinned walking back to Ryeowook’s side.

Shindong confronted us “you’ve been in my room?!”

“W-we were looking for your pets” Joanna lied “we wanted to know where they were…so we could feed them” she smiled at the teddy bear

“Araso….Gomawo” Shindong smiled not bothered about the fact that 3 girls were in his room

“Oppa…we need you to free us from the finger trap” Joanna asked

Shindong laughed “that’s why I never use the finger trap…because I don’t know how to get out of it” he started roaring with laughter

“Wait! I know how to free you” Xander skipped over, we thought Jia was going to faint. I quick move his hands and Xander freed them both from the finger trap “there you go Dongsaengs” Xander smiled at Joanna and Jia. Then he turned to me and smiled

“Why do I get the feeling you’re going to do something to me” I nervously spoke

“You’re scared?” Xander joked

“You do have a crazy look in your eyes” my voice stuttered as I spoke

We were cut off by Kyuhyun’s grumbling “Jebal Hyung’s, Jebal free me” he pretended to cry; at least I think he was pretending. Sungmin stepped forward

“Don’t. You. Dare! Lee Sungmin!” Heechul hissed

“Anio Hyung” Kangin was arguing with the leader, Leeteuk broke free from Kangin’s grip and came to Kyuhyun’s rescue. Kyuhyun fell to the floor then gripped Leeteuk’s legs “Gomawo Hyung” he gratefully blurted, everyone was watching the Aigoo moment between the leader and the Maknae when

“Ya!” I screamed, Xander giggled triumphantly “I got you Dongsaeng”

Xander still had the finger trap in his possession and when everyone me included, was looking at the cute scenes of Leeteuk and Kyuhyun he attached the finger trap to me…then put his finger in the other side of the trap…

“Aish Xander let me go” I dramatically groaned

“Anio” he snickered “you’re going to learn to love me” he firmly stated

“I already love you” I declared, this earned giggle from the other members plus Joanna and Jia

“Dude at least you’re in a finger trap with Xander” Joanna piped up

Jia glared at Joanna "Ya..."

Kyuhyun made his way to see what all the fuss was about then he spotted Jia “Awww look another cupcake…Baby Yesung cupcake” he spoke patting her head cutely… “She’s small like him too” he chuckled. Jia jabbed him in the ribs

“Mean cupcake” he whispered/ growled at her, Jia responded by poking her tongue out.

“Xander Hyung I need my pale cupcake, Jebal let her go” Kyuhyun asked

“Anio can do Kyu” Xander shrugged

“Chinese cupcake… mean/Yesung cupcake we need to talk” Kyuhyun stated

“Hey!” I called “Don’t leave me here, look what they did to Kyuhyun! How will I survive?!” my voice inching higher and higher with every word I spoke

“I’ll protect you" Xander smiled widely

“Jebal don’t leave me!!” I pleaded…almost begging

It was too late; Kyuhyun, Joanna and Jia had run out leaving me with Xander and all 15 members of Super Junior.

“Wae! Wae me?” I looked up at the ceiling as I spoke out loud to myself

“No point in praying” Siwon scoffed

“I wasn’t praying Daddeh” I scoffed back

“Why do you call him Daddeh?” Eunhyuk quizzed

“Wae not?” I sarcastically answered

“You was one of the girls that tried to lasso me wasn’t you?” Donghae asked

“Maybe…maybe not” I teased the fish

“I think we should tie her up…that’ll get her to talk…torture” Kangin mischievously grinned

“Ne let’s see how well you hold up under torture…SJ style!” Ryeowook chirped up

“Bring it” I coldly answered them all, making them look on “Oh Xander Oppa, I don’t love you anymore”

“Dongsaeng Jebal, I know you love me really” he pinched my cheeks slightly “Oooh so bouncy…like Henry’s” Xander continued poking at my cheeks

“W-Wait we aren’t going to torture her really are we?” Siwon looked a little concerned

“Gomawo religious Oppa” I quietly whispered

“Well Ne Simba, she knows things” Heechul yelled “I say we tie her up and poke her cheeks until she cracks” he looked me up and down

“Oh Cinderella you really think I’m scared?” I jeered

(I was terrified!

Torture by Super Junior!!   TT_TT)

“Very well…Siwon” Heechul smiled at the religious man. Siwon took off his shirt relieving his perfect chocolate abs “I can tell you are a Siwoness” Heechul smirked

I gulped then pulled myself together “I have more than one bias…who said chocolate abs was my ultimate bias?” I regrettably spoke

Heechul started walking around the stage in a circle then he started working things out in his head before he spoke “Kangin…Donghae…Henry…Eunhyuk….Kyuhyun” he looked at me and smiled “those are you’re biases right?”

My eyes widened “H-How did you know?!”

“Jagiya I’m Kim Heechul, I know everything!” he smirked

My biases all stepped forward, the perfect bodied Siwon, Korea’s Number 1 handsome man Kangin, the adorable Fishy Hae, the dancing machine Monkey and the cute Mochi cheeks Henry, they all smiled at each other then identically smirked at me

“Oh crap, Jebal don’t hurt me” my voice was too high pitched that Heebum could probably hear it

Heechul evilly laughed as my biases surrounded me “death by bias”

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LeeAngel1004 #1
Chapter 26: LOVE IT! It needs to be made into a movie ^^ Starring the actual people of course :)
hershii
#2
Aww.. No SHINee Ver. yet.<br />
but. Im looking forward to it!
hershii
#3
OMG Your fanfic is so AMAZING! And better there's a sequel! SHINee Ver. kwaaah I cant wait to read it *bows*
Datenshi #4
OMO this story was so freakin hilarious and interesting (sorry if my English is weird, it's not my first language) XD The moment you almost killed me ? When Joanna wears duck's outfit with Teukie Oppa's wings XD I'm looking forward to reading the sequel...SHINee >w<
eunhaelf13
#5
i will really read the sequel
BrokenDoll
#6
OMG, I loved this fanfic. I'm seriously crying right now because it ended! It was perfect! I never had so much fun reading a fanfic and I can say this one is my favorite of all time! I want to read the sequel too x'D but.... i don't think that one will ever beat this one. Thanks for writing it <3333 I found so funny the fact that i could totally relate the main characters to me, my friend and her sister x'D Once again, I loved it!
thatchinesegirl #7
*wipes tears*<br />
I can't believe this is finished.<br />
This was so wonderfully weird and funny. and this final chapter just actually made me tear up. I hate you Jodie. lol. i'm gonna miss this fic but i know that the SHINee one will be just as awesome ^-^<br />
Ssunshine #8
Waaa~ Kindda sad it ended but i'm soo looking forward to the sequel ^^
xXRainyWishXx #9
Yay to the sequel of SHINee!!!!!^^