“No more of my clothes are missing…but my underwear draw is empty” Leeteuk glared towards the closet

Kangin gripped Leeteuk is a hug that the leader’s feet left the ground

“Ya Young Woon its okay” Leeteuk cuddled the raccoon

“Can you please unlock the door” Joanna’s muffled voice broke the silence

Kangin glared towards the door then shook his head at Leeteuk to signal that Joanna should suffer a few more minutes

*Knock Knock*

“I’ll get it” Donghae sprinted up from the floor

“Ha-ha gotcha” Joanna evilly laughed from inside the closet

“Rude” Donghae pouted slumping into Eunhyuk’s lap

“I can’t believe you packed your duck suit” I shouted at the closet

“Oh guy you’re just pissed that you didn’t pack your frog suit” Joanna piped up

“Doesn’t sound like you’re sorry in there” Kangin shouted

“I ain’t even mad raccoon” Joanna fought back

“Who wants to eat out? We’ll leave the duck girl in the closet” Heechul joined in

“That’s enough!” Leeteuk raised his voice making everyone silent “She said she was sorry and no harm came to any of us...so I’m letting her out, Araso?”

Leeteuk opened the door to see Joanna sat on the floor of the closet looking up at him with puppy eyes.

“I’m sorry JungSu Oppa” she pouted

“Forgiven Dongsaeng” He pulled her into a hug

Although none of the members saw, Joanna waggled her eyebrows like Siwon and went to pinch Leeteuk’s bum just as he pulled away from the hug. She quickly pulled her hand away and smiled. Her smile faded when she saw Siwon then she looked at me…

“Why do you get to hug Daddeh?”

“Because he loves me” I poked my tongue out

“Siwon! “ Heechul glared at him

“I love you too Hee” Siwon threw his arm around the bipolar ice Queen/King

“Hey ‘rella stick to your China man” I growled

“Who does Sungmin belong to?” Jia bounced up and down

“Me” Kyuhyun gravely eyed her

“I will fight you again and I will win again!” Jia narrowed her feline eyes at the gamer

“So Kyuhyun you lost twice?” Sungmin rejoiced

“She has claws!” Kyuhyun hissed “Besides my Umma said I couldn’t hit girls”

“Very well…” Sungmin agreed

“Although I’m not completely sure if she’s a girl” Kyuhyun muttered

“Alright let’s do this!” Jia hissed crossing the room to Kyuhyun

Kangin pulled Jia up off the ground in his arms “You’re a feisty Kitty” He told her

“Wanna see my claws?” She evilly asked Kangin

“Anio”

“Then put me down. Now!” She eyed the raccoon

As soon as he released Jia she pounced on Kyuhyun and they began slapping each other

“Ow! Chinese cupcake confine your Kitty!” Kyuhyun screeched as Jia pulled his hair

“No let them fight!” Ryeowook giggled

Sungmin finally intervened and took Jia into the kitchen…

“Possessive creep” Kyuhyun shouted

“Let it go Dongsaeng” Sungmin pleaded with Jia

Jia came to the kitchen door so she was in view of Kyuhyun and raised her middle finger in retaliation

Siwon gasped

“You made Shisus cry” Hangeng butted in slightly laughing

“Daddeh don’t cry” Joanna came over to comfort Siwon, I glared at her as If to say “No, No”

“I’m not crying…I’m just not used to seeing much obscene gestures from a cat” He smirked

“Aish get a grip” Heechul yawned as he stretched

______  

We were packing our suitcases for the flight home when the three of us went to the rooms we slept in last night to recover anything we left. To cut a long story short I searched for my belongings for about ten minutes before getting into a heated debate with Kyuhyun about Starcraft and just to prove I wasn’t a one game wonder I played him again…and again…and so on and so on…

I didn’t even realise Joanna and Jia were standing at the door

“AHEM!” Jia coughed

“What do you want?” Kyuhyun coldly asked

“Jodie have you packed?” Joanna tried getting my attention

“Yeah…almost just need to put the last of my tings into my suitcase”

“Then why don’t you do it” Joanna questioned

“Can’t. Busy. Playing.”

“YES!” Kyuhyun shouted triumphantly then started finger dancing around his cluttered room

“Look at what you did! He won because you put me off!” I scowled

“Boo hoo my heart bleeds…go pack!!” Joanna demanded

“You want to leave?” my jaw dropped

“No I don’t but we have to so move it!”

I packed the last of my things away and stood my suitcase near the front door with Joanna and Jia’s.

“Shoot there’s something I forgot!” I panicked

Joanna glared at me “Of course you did”

“Henry! Get in my suitcase” I smirked

 Joanna laughed then shook her head in my direction

“Don’t you shake your head at me…just because Zhoumi is too tall to fit in your suitcase”

“Wookie isn’t” Jia whispered

Joanna smirked

“Don’t you dare!”  I cussed reading Joanna’s mind perfectly

“Come here Dongsaengs we have something for you!” Donghae pulled us into the main room breaking Joanna’s erted thoughts

“What is it Hae?” Jia frowned

“We just found out today that we are doing a show in Paris…and these are for you” Leeteuk smiled handing us three tickets.

“SM Town Paris!” Joanna squealed

“Holy mother….” I trailed off upon seeing Siwon standing in ear shot

*inaudible squeaks* Jia was lost for words

“Pale one are you okay? Why are your eyes like that?” Heechul showed a little concern

“Oh her eyes water when she laughs, happy or just emotionally over come with joy” Joanna waved off staring at the tickets

Leeteuk snatched the tickets back making Joanna look up in horror

“There is a condition”

I teased “Onew Condition?!”

“Onew! Where?!” Joanna spun around looking for the SHINee leader

“No not Onew condition…there’s a condition on the tickets. You can only have them if you promise not to do anything like this again. Be sensible ELFs” Leeteuk smiled showing his lone dimple

“We solemnly swear” I promised, Jia nodded frantically and Joanna crossed her heart.

“Amen!” she squeaked as Leeteuk handed the tickets back over.

“Oh and one last thing…please don’t attempt to lasso my Hae off stage again” Eunhyuk added but his tone of voice meant he was serious  

“Fine” I pouted

“After getting hit on the head and nearly squashed my fan girls and boys…you got it!” Joanna shuddered remembering the incident

“That was funny…the lassoing part” I snickered

Joanna slapped me with the tickets

“Why wasn’t I here for that part?” Jia sulked

“Because you weren’t” Joanna bluntly put it

“I suppose we should take you to the airport now” Zhoumi spoke up

We nodded; the car ride to Incheon airport was silent. The three of us not wanting to leave our Super Junior Oppa’s. But hey we were leaving Seoul having met them personally, seen them perform in SS3, Perform for us personally and go inside their dorm.  

In the airport things took a turn for the worst. Joanna started crying and could only be consoled by retrieving hugs from Leeteuk, Zhoumi and Ryeowook. Whilst Jia just stood clutching Sungmin and his pink bunny. I was stood alone facing the two emotional siblings…

“Just give me a hug already” Kyuhyun blurted and pulled me in

“Hey and me!” Henry joined in

“Siwon Oppa get in here now” I called out from the multiple hug

“Oppa ” Heechul muttered

“Rude” I clicked my tongue

We parted from the Super Junior members and looked at them all, they looked at us.

“Hey this isn’t the last time were going to see each other” Donghae tried looking on the bright side

“We’ll see you in Paris in a few weeks!” Ryeowook danced

*Flight 100493 to London, England is now boarding*

“Everyone give hugs” Leeteuk ordered

I hugged Yesung and Ryeowook. They both smiled sweetly as they pulled the three of us in a hug, Yesung patted Jia on the head, gave Joanna a long hug and pinched my cheeks (there had to be one -_-) Next Sungmin hugged Joanna briefly then me, Jia thought I clung onto Sungmin a little too long and coughed to gain his attention. He hugged Jia the longest much to her delight and kissed his pink bunny one last time before returning it to Jia.

Then there were hugs from Zhoumi then Henry.

“It was nice to converse with you guys in English – I’m gonna miss you three” He smiled

“We’ll miss you too Henry” I hugged him tightly, Henry moved on to Joanna – they hugged and upon parting Joanna looked into his eyes, she quickly brought her hands up and pinched his Mochi cheeks

“YOOOOWWWWW” Henry screamed rubbing his face

“Sorry” She sheepishly admitted, Henry hugged Jia and ran to stand next to Siwon for protection.

Next the EunHae couple came and said good bye, Donghae was bought to tears but Eunhyuk was actually sobbing. We hugged then we were approached by Kibum, he gave us that heart warming smile and a kiss on the cheek.

Then came KangTeuk – Leeteuk hugged me and Jia first before talking to Joanna and giving her a huge hug and a kiss on the cheek.

“I have met many ELF but none of them were as honest and none of them showed their true colours unlike you…you made quite an impression. I don’t think I’ll forget you Joanna” Leeteuk showed his dimple as he smiled then sweetly placed a kiss on Joanna’s cheek.

Kangin gave me a hug and smiled

“You are my favourite…you were the one who reunited me with JungSu and for that I will always be incredibly thankful, so thank you Dongsaeng”

“Your welcome…do you think I could cut it in the Army?”

“You’d make general in a heart beat!” Kangin laughed

Then there was HanChul.

I briefly hugged Hangeng before Heechul pulled him away, Heechul stood in front of me, Jia and Joanna with a smirk on his face

“You three are psychos and I freaking love you. I know we didn’t converse a lot but screw it” Heechul pulled all three of us in for a hug

“Just so you know pale one…Siwon will always be mine” Heechul eyed me still smirking

“Then can I have Hangeng?”

“What?!” The Cinderella mood swing was in progress

“Sorry, had to be done” I winked

“Aish you!” Heechul ruffled my hair

“Shindong!” We cried as he ran up to us clutching some girl’s hand

“This is NaRi…NaRi these are the fan girls I was telling you about”

“Oh my word! It’s actually true. Sorry I didn’t believe you Oppa” NaRi shrugged

“You’re leaving?! You wasn’t going to say good bye?” Shindong sulked

“No w-we” Jia welled up with tears

“Just messing with you…come here” Shindong opened his arms as he all hugged him

“Nice meeting the three of you” He bowed and returned to NaRi

The last to say good bye were Siwon and Kyuhyun.  We walked to the boarding gate as they said goodbye to Jia and Joanna

Firstly Siwon hugged Joanna who wouldn’t let go of him

 “Please let go…you made it this far without being creepy towards me” he uneasily spoke

“Good bye Oppa” Joanna sniffed

Then Kyuhyun hugged Joanna

“We had a crazy time…a brilliant time” He smiled

“Bye-Bye Game Kyu” She winked

Then lastly it was time for me to say good bye to two of my main biases

“Look what I’m wearing” I ped my jacket showing the crucifix

“See you didn’t burn” Siwon chuckled

“Please abide the law and be safe, healthy and happy” He prayed to me

“I promise Daddeh” I smiled up as we parted from our hug

Last but not least the gamer.

“I think I’m going to miss you the most” I admitted

“To think I wasn’t a gamer when I came here…well you weren’t my ultimate bias but now things have changed…I think”

“Sorry I do tend to crash bias lists apparently” Kyuhyun smirked

“No problem” I awkwardly looked down avoiding his eyes

“Hey” he pulled my face up to see tears in my eyes

“None of this…you’re not the crier of the cupcakes!”

“Sorry” I apologised

“I have a funny feeling that this isn’t the last time were going to meet” Kyuhyun smirked

“But instead of saying good bye I’ll say See you soon”

“See You Kyuhyun” I smiled letting the tears evaporate.

We hugged one last time before walking over to the gate to go home. We waved at them for the last time, all 15 of them standing there smiling and waving as we departed to the plane.

“Bye Pale Cupcake, Chinese Cupcake and Baby Yesung Cupcake” Kyuhyun waved

We all sat in our seats on the plane, after a fight for the window seat Jia was sat in by the window with the pink bunny she ironically named Sungmin. Joanna was sat in the middle admiring a pair of Leeteuk’s underwear whilst I sat in the end seat with my earphones on trying to calm my breathing

“So this is what you look like when you cry…I never thought I’d see the day” Joanna mocked

“Bite me” I whimpered

“You look so sad” Jia commented

“Stupid gamer…” I growled

“Ya are they the duck boxer shorts Kangin bought Leeteuk?” Jia pointed to the underwear stuffed in Joanna’s handbag

“Maybe…” she looked around

“Kangin will kill you!” I over empathized on the word kill.

*Please fasten your seat belts the plane is about to take off – thank you*

_____  

 A few weeks later

“If we miss our train I’m going to break you” I hissed at Joanna

“Calm yo we’ll make it alright!?” Joanna called back then scanned the terminal

“Jia hurry the hell up!” She called

Jia came running towards us with her suitcase dragging behind

*The 19:00 Euro Star to Paris is terminating in 10 minutes*

“Jia run now!” Joanna beckoned

We all sped to the platform and hurriedly packed our suitcases in the luggage compartments and took our seats.

“SM Town, SM Town, SM Town” Joanna hollered

“So who are we going to stalk in Paris?” Jia asked innocently

“No one, we are going to keep our promise to Leeteuk” Joanna calmly spoke

“She’s lying Jia, guy please tell me your lying!” my eyes widened

“’Afraid not…I will stick to my word. I don’t betray my duck” Joanna sighed

“YOU STOLE HIS UNDERWEAR!” Jia screamed so the whole train turned silent

“Hush your mouth!” Joanna glowered at her sister

Later that night…

We were relaxing in our hotel when we heard a disturbance out in the hall.

“What the G-Dragon is occurring?” I sleepily switched on the lamp

“What the?” Joanna sat up

“AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!”

“Dude take off your eye mask you scared the crap out of me” my heart thumped

“Unnie’s go see what that noise is” Jia ordered not wanting to climb out of her duvet

“Right away your highness” I sarcastically spoke walking out into the hall in my Pokemon bear pyjamas.

I opened the door to see two men asking if there were three girls in the room with them, the guys had the doors closed on their faces multiple times. “Aish erts!” I thought then the two men turned around…my heart thumped erratically in my chest as my brain registered who it was. I quickly closed the door.

“Oh Sweet Moses” I bit my lip out of nervousness

“Guy…Guy! Come here look, quick get up” I whispered to Joanna pulling her out of bed

I pushed Joanna outside the door as she pushed her eye mask up to her forehead, she scanned the people in the hall before she realised why I pulled her out of bed

“It’s EunHae!” She giggled jumping up and down on the spot in her Hello Kitty pyjamas

“What the hell is going on?” Jia whined opening the door fully

Gaining the attention of the two men

“You three came!” Donghae ran over to us and hugged us all

“Nice pyjamas” Eunhyuk looked us up and down

“Come here and hug us. Stop pretending you didn’t miss us” Jia snickered

Eunhyuk encased us all in a hug

“Hae wanted to make sure you came and put the tickets to use” Eunhyuk rolled his eyes

“Of course we did!” I smiled

“Well we need to sleep to prepare for tomorrow, so good night cupcakes and we’ll see you tomorrow” Eunhyuk smiled his gummy smile

“Oh and these!” Donghae handed us three laminated passes with neck strings

“B-Back stage passes?!” I gasped

“Courtesy of Leeteuk Hyung!” Donghae cheered

“Good night!” He smiled broadly as Eunhyuk led him away

“Let’s go back in the room and spazz, yes?” Jia calmly spoke

“Indeed let’s” I replied.

Door closed.

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS” the three of us jumped up and down on the beds in delight.

____

Back stage at SM Town Paris

“Oh good god it’s just like I dreamed it!” Joanna squealed

“All that’s sweet and innocent” Jia dreamily sighed

“I’m in heaven…well not heaven because you know Siwon or another handsome man isn’t here” I waffled on

“Mianhaeyo” The deep voiced man apologised as he bashed into me

“Guy…I’m in heaven now”

“What are you babbling on about now woman?” Joanna asked

“M-Minho…S-SHINee….there” I stuttered

“Sir Can I help you?” One of the back stage staffs asked

“I spilt my drink down me…do you have tissue?” The quiet shy voice murmured

Joanna inwardly screamed

“Dubu!”

“Oh they are so going to regret giving us these tickets” Joanna grimaced

“Does this mean that were going to stalk someone?” I asked

“Obviously”

[A/N: So there you have it! When Fan girls cross the line is DONE! This probably isn't what actually happens when fan girls go bad but I  imagine every fan girl wants this to happen! Thank you to all subscribers and people who have commented. Even to silent readers :) I had amazing fun writing this fic, Kind of sad it's finished but good news!! ~ There is a sequel! It is a SHINee version hahaha the link is below ^^ ]

http://www.asianfanfics.com/story/view/47817

Seriously, Do not trust Fan girls ^^ - The sequel

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