12
Donghae Meets The Monkey
It was past eleven when Kangin hyung ordered wine and everyone else had drank it except me. I had a low alcohol tolerance so simply drinking one glass could make me drunk. That was just how bad I was. Besides, if everyone else was drunk, I could be the one who was sober enough.
Kangin hyung was telling everyone about the creepy old woman he met at Europe last year but everyone else didn’t seem to listen. Kyuhyun and Sungmin hyung already making out in my right side. Heechul hyung was chugging on the wine like there was no tomorrow. Teukie hyung was deep asleep on the table with mouth wide opened.
I finally stood up and walked to one of the waiter and told him that I wanted to pay the bill now. He went to the counter and clicked on several buttons before telling me the amount.
I took out my card and handed it to him, but then I heard a loud crash coming from the direction of my table. The waiter was just as startled as I was and we ran to the direction of the crash.
What I found was really horrible. Heechul hyung was throwing the plates from nearby tables to the window while laughing. Kangin hyung was growling in laughter while clapping with two spoons. Teukie hyung, Sungmin hyung and Kyu luckily were still there immersed in their previous activities.
“What are you doing, hyung?!” I shouted while trying to get Heechul hyung’s attention.
Heechul hyung turned to face me and smiled, “Doesn’t this remind you of us before? Playing throwing plates?”
“But those plates are made of plastics. The one that you are throwing now is made from glass!”
CRASH!
“But!” CRASH! “This is a lot of fun!”
The waiter went frantic and I tried to calm him down but he said he was going to call his manager. I sighed tiredly and tried to stop Heechul hyung by removing all the remaining plates and glasses (just in case he wanted to throw the glasses too).
Heechul hyung pouted in disappointment when there was no dishware left and he slumped down on his seat and began to snore. Kangin hyung was already fainted on the floor too.
I let out a breath of relief. Now I just had to handle the manager and probably just paid all the damages here…
“What is happening here?”
I turned around and faced a man with suits. He was possibly the manager since the waiter was tailing behind him.
“I’m sorry for this incident.” I started, “When my friends are drunk, they just get too excited. I promise to pay all the damages they have done. Can you tell me how much is all of this cost?”
The manager seemed surprised by my frankness but then he cleared his throat, “Well, Jonghyun, do you know how many plates have been thrown?”
The waiter answered, “I have to count on the plates, sir. There are still some being washed so it is hard to count it now. We have to wait until the restaurant is closed. ”
“Well…”
“How about putting it on my tab?” I interrupted, because he seemed troubled, “You can take my worker’s id as a guarantee that I’ll be back and pay. Just give me a call if everything’s already calculated.”
He widened his eyes, “But, is the worker’s id not important to you, sir?”
“It’s fine.” I handed him my worker’s id, “Can you just help me take them to a taxi?”
I paid for the food and gave him my phone number before we -me, the manager, Jonghyun and other waiters- helped me. I left Kyu and Sungmin in Kyuhyun’s car since I didn’t know where they lived but they lived together. I found a key card in Heechul hyung’s pocket so I asked the reception to identify which room number was that. I found Teukie hyung’s address on his wallet (he wrote it in a paper and tucked it there) with the key to his house too, so I called a taxi and with Kangin hyung, I went to that address and laid Teukie hyung and Kangin hyung on the couch. Teukie hyung and Kangin hyung were best friends after all.
I slumped on the couch of my apartment after I had called a taxi from Teukie hyung’s house.
I’m so ing tired, but when I saw my bag, I realized that I had to stay up late again because I had work to do.
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A/N: Sorry this is short >.>
The next chap is in progress, and I hope to finish it by Christmas xD
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