Hyunjae: *This evil... Ah my legs... Why can’t I even get a rest...* Woohyun!

You shouted and Woohyun stopped and turned around to look at you holding onto your knees.

Woohyun: Wae?

Hyunjae: ONE! My poor legs are aching! TWO! There’s a shoe store over there...

Woohyun: I’ll ignore the first one and go on with the second. [Walks off]

Hyunjae: *I hope I can get a sit in the store...* [Follows Woohyun]

Woohyun entered the store and a female clerk approached him while flaunting her assets, trying to get Woohyun’s attention.

Clerk: How may I help you sir? [Flaunting her assets]

Woohyun: *Eww...* I’ll just be looking around thank you.

Hyunjae: Have you found any that you like?

Woohyun: Still looking around. Go on and help me look ok?

Hyunjae: Ok but can I rest my legs first? [Puppy eyes] *I hate to use this on him...*

Woohyun: *Cute~ WHAT THE HELL! I HAVE TO TORTURE HER! I MUSN’T GO EASY ON HER! I’LL NOT LET HER REST!* Go on and sit over there. *What I think and what I say doesn’t match...*

Hyunjae: *It worked? IT WORKED! YES!* Ok~ [Walks and sits down]

Clerk: Here’s one of our store’s newest product sir~ [uses a cute but irritating voice]

Woohyun turns to see the female clerk holding a pair of leather shoes in front of her chest.

Woohyun: *Gross... Eww...* Erm... I’ll look around for a little while more... [Walks away really quickly]

Hyunjae: *He looks troubled... Should I help him? * Woohyun ah. Have you found anything that you like?

Woohyun: Yah! Help me~ [Whispers while looking out for the female clerk]

Hyunjae: Wa-Wae? [Stutters]

Woohyun: That female clerk is acting like a ... I’m a little scared... She keeps trying to show off her chest and everything to me... [Whispers]

Hyunjae: Pfft... [Holds in laughter]

Woohyun: Not funny! [Whispers]

Hyunjae: Ok... How do you want me to help? [Whispers]

Woohyun: Do what I did to you just now in front of the male clerk. [Whispers]

Hyunjae: What did you do? [Whispers]

Woohyun: Pretend to be my girlfriend! [Whispers while looking out for the female clerk]

Hyunjae: Oh~ so what do I get in return? [Whispers]

Woohyun: Anything you want. [Whispers]

Hyunjae: Ok! Cool! So I’ll call you oppa so she won’t know your name. [Whispers]

Woohyun: Ok then I’ll call you... yeobo~ [Whispers while smirking]

Hyunjae: Don’t smirk. I’ll only call you oppa for this once ok?! [Whispers]

Woohyun: Arrasso. [Gasp loudly] She’s coming! [Whispers]

Hyunjae: What should I do? [Whispers]

Woohyun: I know! This! [Holds your hands]

Hyunjae: *I should’ve known...* Oppa~ so have you found something you like?

Woohyun: Nah. Let’s look for little while longer.

Hyunjae: Neh~

Clerk: Here’s another... Oh. Is she your g-girlfriend?

Woohyun: Neh. Ain’t she cute?

You looked over to the female clerk and saw that she was glaring at you.

Clerk: Ne-neh. *Urgh~ Cute? I’m cuter!*

Woohyun: So what were you saying?

Clerk: Here’s another pair of leather shoes. [Total change in attitude]

Hyunjae: *Bipolar much?* Do you like it oppa?

Woohyun: Not really yeobo~ Do you have any others?

Clerk: It’s all over there. [Walks away while glaring at you]

Hyunjae: [Gulps and whispers to Woohyun] that wasn’t very nice~

Woohyun: Yea... Perhaps we should try another store... [Whispers]

You nodded as the two of you walked out of the store leaving a furious female clerk behind.

Woohyun: Should we try that store yeobo? [Smiles sweetly]

Hyunjae: Cut the act Woohyun. We’re out of the store already.

Woohyun: Aww~ Yeobo’s mad~ [Pokes your cheeks]

Hyunjae: Y-yah! [Blushes a little] Don’t do that! [Removes your hand from his]

Woohyun: Yeobo~ Mianhae~ [Aegyo explosion]

Hyunjae: Ehem! [Clears throat really loudly while glaring at him]

Woohyun: O... K.... I’m done playing. Now back to business. Hehe~ [Walks away]

Hyunjae: *I can’t believe this guy is the same age as me...* [Follows him]

Woohyun: *I just love teasing her~ but I hate it when she’s angry. She’s really scary! Well... The clerk from just now was scarier though...*

{Woohyun’s conscience: I have to agree with you on that... She was the scariest...}

Woohyun: *Wow. We actually agree on something!* Come on~

Hyunjae: Coming~ Hey there’s a store over there.

Woohyun: Are there any female clerks?

Hyunjae: Ani. Wae? You want to flirt with them?

Woohyun: Aniya! I was traumatized from just now...

Hyunjae: Pfft... [Holds in laughter]

Woohyun: Not funny!

Hyunjae: Arrasso. That store only has male clerks.

Woohyun: Good.

Hyunjae: Hopefully they like guys~ [Teasing Woohyun]

Woohyun: Get that dirty thought out of your head. [Walks into the store]

Hyunjae: Mianhaeyo~ [Follows him] *Why am I always behind him?*