Choosy Woohyun.
Your Marriage Planner
Hyunjae: Where are we going again?
Woohyun: Dong dae mun? You’re supposed to pick out clothes for me to wear for the blind date later on.
Hyunjae: *Oh right...* I know that.
Woohyun: *Still trying to put on a poker face eh~* If you knew then why did you ask?
Hyunjae: *How can he irk me so much!* It was for fun.
Woohyun: It was kind of boring though. Where was the fun? [Half teasing]
Hyunjae: Only people with a sense of humor can see the fun part. Aren’t we going to Dong dae mun? Hurry up slow poke.
Woohyun: *She’s really got the guts.* Ok I get it impatient girl.
Hyunjae: *How dare he! Urgh! Relax Hyunjae ah~* Are we there yet?
Woohyun: Can’t you see that I’m parking the car?
Hyunjae: Oh.
Woohyun: *HAHAHA! Her expression was PRICELESS! HAHAHA!* Come on! We don’t have the whole day lady.
Hyunjae: First I’m a girl and now I’m a lady? What a big change in less than 2 minutes~ [With sarcasm]
Woohyun: Whatever~ come on~ [Walks away while fixing his hair and sunglasses]
Hyunjae: Narcissist... [Mumbles]
Woohyun: You said something?
Hyunjae: I said coming right up! *Phew~ I almost got caught...*
Woohyun: *Weird I swear I heard a really familiar word... Oh well~* what do you think I need?
Hyunjae: Firstly, take off those sunglasses.
Woohyun: Why? [Whines]
Hyunjae: *Gosh! Is he a freaking baby!* There are 3 reasons. One, you’re not a superstar. Two, there’s no sun in the shopping mall. Three, I don’t want you to knock into any other girls like how you knocked into me.
Woohyun: But I do look like a superstar~ right? I’m the NAM STAR! [Winks at you]
Hyunjae: *Gross out...* whatever...
Woohyun: So... What do you think I need to get?
Hyunjae: How about the clothes?
Woohyun: Alright. Chop chop~ we don’t have the whole day. [Walks away]
Hyunjae: Ehem. The sunglasses?
Woohyun: Oh silly me~ [With sarcasm and rolls his eyes] *who does she think she is! My style is great today~* [Takes off sunglasses]
Hyunjae: Now let’s go! Chop chop~ we don’t have the whole day. [Imitates Woohyun and walks away]
Woohyun: Hey! Wait up!
~ In a shop ~
Hyunjae: Pick what you like.
Woohyun: You’re supposed to do the picking...
Hyunjae: *I thought he forgot about that... Guess he didn’t... Poor me!!!* Alright but don’t blame me for my bad taste.
Woohyun: Ok. Pick something.
Hyunjae: *Eenie Minnie Miney mo~* This?
Woohyun: I remember you saying something about it being HALF FORMAL?
Hyunjae: Oh right... I TOLD YOU I HAD BAD TASTE FOR MEN’S CLOTHES!
Woohyun: Alright chill lady! You didn’t have to shout~[Pouts while touching his ears]
Hyunjae: Whatever.
Woohyun: Quick! Pick another one.
Hyunjae: That? [Points without looking]
Woohyun: That’s the entrance you’re pointing at...
Hyunjae: Whoops! That! [ Points in the opposite direction]
Woohyun: Cool~
Hyunjae: You like it? Yes! Now we can move on!
Woohyun: Nope~ It looks so tight~
Hyunjae: Picky much... [Mumbles]
Woohyun: You said something again?
Hyunjae: I said let’s go look for another one!
Woohyun: You’re the one picking while I do the deciding.
Hyunjae: Fine... That one.
Woohyun: You sure about this one? [Looks at you]
Hyunjae: Nope. Not at all. Let’s try another shop shall we?
Woohyun: Up to you.
~ 45 minutes later ~
Hyunjae: *Screw you Nam Woohyun! Urgh! I’ve picked out numerous outfits and you don’t seem to like any! I ALREADY SAID I HAVE BAD TASTE IN MEN’S CLOTHES! ARGH!!!*
Woohyun: Come on pick another one. Those previous ones were either too flashy or too boring. I want something in the middle but that outfit should make me stand out.
Hyunjae: *PICKY PICKY PICKY!! ARGH! IF ONLY HE WASN’T MY CLIENT! I WOULD KICK HIS AND SEND HIM FLYING TO THE NORTH POLE!*
Woohyun: Come on~ don’t just stand there! Pick!
Hyunjae: That one. [Points randomly]
Woohyun: You need the bathroom?
Hyunjae: Huh? Why?
Woohyun: You’re pointing at the bathroom...
Hyunjae: *Not again...* I meant...
Then something caught your eye.
Hyunjae: That one over there!
Woohyun: Which one?
Hyunjae: That one! Aish! Come on~ [grabs his hands and pulls him along]
Woohyun: *She’s holding my hands...* Wh-which one? [Blushes a little]
Hyunjae: This!
Woohyun: Cool! I like it!
Hyunjae: So you’re...
Woohyun: Yes this is the one!
Hyunjae: Yes!!! *FINALLY!!!* Go pay up. I’ll wait for you outside.
Woohyun: Nah ah ah~ you’re not going to leave me alone. [Holds your hands tighter than you did]
Hyunjae: *What the...* I get it...
Woohyun: Excuse me. I would like to get this one please.
Clerk: yes sir. I’ll get a new one for you.
Woohyun: Thank you.
The clerk went into the storeroom and got a new set of clothes for Woohyun and went back to the counter.
Clerk: It is 137,770 Won. Would you like to pay by cash or by card sir?
Your eyes nearly fell out of your sockets the moment you heard the price.
Woohyun: *Show off time~ Thank god I’m rich!* By card.
Woohyun takes out his black card and hands it over to the clerk leaving you with wide eyes and an open mouth.
Hyunjae: *Oh my god...* I’m sorry Woohyun... I should have thought about the price...
Woohyun: *She’s sorry? Why is she being sorry? I mean she’s only helping me...* It’s ok. I got a lot of money.
Hyunjae: But still...
Clerk: Your girlfriend is so thoughtful.
Hyunjae: *WHAT?!* I’m n- [Cuts off by Woohyun]
Woohyun: Yes she is. Isn’t she a cutie~ [Puts his arms around you]
Hyunjae: *Wa? What?*
Clerk: Yea. Too bad she’s taken... I would like to get to know her. [Winks at you]
And with that wink, you froze in your spot forcing yourself to smile shyly at the cute clerk.
Woohyun: *I saw that!* Ah Hahaha~ you’ll get one soon~
Clerk: Thanks man. Here you go. Thank you for shopping with us. Bye cute girl~
Hyunjae: Bye~
Woohyun: Let’s go.
Hyunjae: Why did you do that for? He was kind of cute~
Woohyun: *Why did I do that?* I did it for fun. Come on~ I still got shoes and accessories to get.
Hyunjae: More walking?! Ah~ Woohyun ah! Please let me rest my poor legs for awhile~ [Whines]
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