Title: NEWS Roleplaying
Rating: PG
Genre: Crack and Fluff
Pairing/s: Tegoshi x Masuda, Koyama x Kato
A/N: an attempt on something confusing... *teehee*

"Why am I the father?"

"Why am I the son?"

"I don't mind this. I'm okay with being the mother"

"I'm okay being the daughter, too"

"This is supposed to be son-in-law"

"Do I really look that old, already?"

"Mom, I'm already hungry"

"Okay, do you want to help Mama? Let's go to the kitchen!"

Shige: And they are already into their roles... Massu, what are you scribbling there?

Massu: Wait.. I am almost finished.. shoved the paper to Shige's face

Shige: Son-in-law? Why did you add that?

Massu: I have to be the son-in-law because I am too tired to quarrel with Tegoshi again. Don't you think he would make me as his servant instead of a big brother?

Shige: Ahh.. Isn't it the same with being the son-in-law?

Massu: Huh? Really?

Koyama: Shige-san! Massu! Let's eat! There are already food on the table~

Massu: Coming Mom! Come on Dad!

Shige: Don't call me Dad!

Massu: But I have to call you that. It is stated here, Rule Number 2 - Call each other with their respective characters.

Shige: There are rules?! Rule Number 1 - Can't switch roles. Rule Number 2 - Call each other with their respective characters. Rule Number 3 - Can change your role as a son-in-law or daughter-in-law, grandfather or grandmother. You can only change your role once. REMINDER -- You have to play your role and have fun. We'll be back after a week. We confiscated your phones so please take care of yourselves, guys. Avoid accident. Have fun! - Manager. I'd rather be the father than be the grandma or grandpa... but wait.. What does this supposed to mean?! And why are we here in the first place?! And what's with this? Title..of..the..pro..ject. Title of the project?


MEMBER-AI TO THE EXTREME


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Massu: Hi

Tegoshi: Hi Massu-nii. Ah no, Taka-nii

Massu: Don't start, Tegoshi. I am not your big brother.

Tegoshi: Oh? If not my big brother, then.. big sister? Oneechan~

Shige: Son-in-law. That's what Massu's role is.

Tegoshi: Huh? Who the hell picked that role for you?

Massu: Me. Something wrong with that? raised a brow

Tegoshi: Why did you choose that? Don't tell me you want me, Massu smirked

Massu: I would never ever in my whole life, I swear I never ever thought of wanting you. glares

Tegoshi: Ouch. That hurts. Same here. rolled eyes

Massu: Good. It's nice to know that we feel the same.

Tegoshi: Yeah, feel the same. You do not have to hide it Massu. Just admit it, you love me.

Massu: W-what?! I would never admit it!

Tegoshi: Admit what?

Massu: That I love-- clears throat -- let's eat .

Tegoshi: AHA! You almost said it. Just say it already! Admit it!

Massu: Tegoshi you're so noisy! I am eating here! blush

Tegoshi: Just admit it already. You even change your ro-- got feed by Massu

Massu: Shut it. EAT.

Koyama: Ahw~ aren't they cute, Shige-san?

Shige: Creepy.. Stop talking to me like that Koyama.

Koyama: Hm? What did you say, Shige-san? shove a teaspoonful of pancake 

Shige: (shakes head and sighs) Six more days.. Le-let's have fun... and no more quarreling, you two!