A/N : Featuring present and ex-SM idols :)

/it’s ok we all miss them & kpop when it was a pocket full of sunshine/

*request from kyonhae912*

/beep/

Siwon has bought SM from Kim Young Min the fan proclaimed T-bag.

Siwon : MAY YOUR SOULS NOW REST WITH ME.

Siwon : I SHALL PRAY FOR YOUR SOULS TO BE HEALED AGAIN.

SM Idols : PRAISE THE SIWON /le bows/

JYJ : CAN WE JOIN AGAIN?!

Siwon : of course, this company is free for all

All idols who have left SM (Jessica, Hangeng, JYJ, Luhan, Kris...etc) have all come running back!

SM Fans : OMFG THIS IS LIKE A NEW DAY T^T

EXO : LULU, KREASE T^T

DBSK : WE ARE ONE.

SNSD : OT9!

Super Junior : WE ARE TOGETHER AGAIN T^T

Siwon : psh should’ve bought the company back in 1995 if I had known it only costed my 10% of my salary...

SM :

Fans :

Idols :

Fans : OMFG WHY DIDN’T YOU? Y’ALL COULD’VE SAVED HALF OF US FROM RUNNING INTO A TOILET CUBICLE AND CRYING OUR HEARTS OUT WHEN ALL THESE SCANDALS AND NEWS BROKE OUT T^T

Siwon : PRAISE MASTER SHIFUWON OR ELSE >:)

Fans + Idols : /le bows down/

Siwon : THAT’S RIGHT I FEEL YOUR SPIRIT BOWING DOWN TO THIS KING

Siwon : /le throws out all SM staff/

Siwon : /replaces them with hot looking staff who can be kpop idols anyways/

Hot Staff : HOT AIR~SO HOT IN HERE~

Hot Staff : WELCOME TO SM

Siwon : WHERE I RULE THE ENTERTAINMENT

Hot Staff : AND EVERYONE IS HOT!

Siwon : AND HAPPY :)

Fans :

Siwon ends up dying from 1000000000 fans attacking him.

Everything goes back to the way it was.

You snooze you lose.

Damn it.

Admin Hope : 3 chapters left till it's bai bai
lol why am I even counting the chapters down
that's just sad OTL

/lol it would mean the world to us if we could get 30 upvotes by Chapter 100.../
/whispers: if we do we might make one extra chappie [wink wink]/

Admin : /You never know what up-votes could make us do...so just give it a try ;D/