54. I Swear On Eggs

Everyday Messaging Day!

A/N : Featuring Sistar (Soyu, Bora, Hyorin & Dasom) & OTHER CAMEOS >:DDD


 

/BEEPS *Wiggle eyebrows*/

 

Hyorin : OuO 

Bora :

Hyorin : Whut

Bora : U CAN SEE MA TT^TT my mum is gonna kill me…

Soyou : Shut up.

Soyou : My foot was showing TT^TT

Hyorin :

Bora : MY IS MORE IMPORTANT!!!

Soyou : IT’S NOT LIKE YOU WILL BE ABLE TO GIVE BIRTH THROUGH YOUR BUTTHOLE!

Bora : IF MEN CAN, THEN I CAN!!

Soyou : Whut.

Hyorin : Whut..

Dasom : Whut…

South Korea : Whut….

Gay Men : Whut…..

World : Whut…..

Aliens : SO THAT’S HOW HUMAN MALE WORKS :D

Sistar : Whut.

StarShip : Your fired.

Hyorin : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Bora : YOU CAN’T FIRE ME AFTER YOU FILMED MY !!

Soyou : AND MY GOD DAMN PERFECT FEET!

Bora : YOUR FEET AIN’T PERFECT!

Soyou : SHUT IT!

Hyorin : DASOM! WE MUST RUN FOR THE HILLS.

Dasom : BUT WE R ONE WITH HILLS.

Hyorin : O.o wat

Dasom : We always wear high-HILLS

Hyorin : You’re an egg ._.

Dasom : What does that mean?

Hyorin : IT MEANS YOU’RE A IDIOT! YOU IDIOT OVER DUE EGGGGGG >:D

Dasom : At least I look paler than you—

Hyorin : THIS IS RACISTISM! OMG! YOU RACIST PERSON!!

Dasom : BUT I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT YOU BEING BLACK OR—

Hyorin : TAKE HER TO JAIL! THIS IS RACISTISM!

Dasom : LOL! YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL 'RACISM' CORRECTLY!

Hyorin : JAILLLL! JAILLLL!

Bora : JAILLLLL!

Soyou : JAILLLL!

Dasom : ARE YOU ALL AGAINST ME NOW?

Hyorin : YESSSSSSSS

Bora : NOOOOO

Soyou : YE-NOOOO

Yano : Whut.

Soyou : YENO.

Yano : WHAT!?

Soyou : I DIDN’T EVEN TYPED YOUR NAME D:<

Yeno : Hi I’m Yano’s twin—

Soyou : I WAS SAYING YES AND NO AT THE SAME TIME—

Hyorin : JAILLLLLLLLLL

 

Hyorin has been put in jail.

 

Hyorin : WRONG PERSONNNNNN

 

Hyorin has been set free like a mother bird pushing her babies off their tree :D

 

Hyorin : CAN’T FLY TT^TT

Flying-Man : QUACK OuO

Duck : OMG! U.F.O

Flying-Man : HOW YOU KNOW THAT I’M A ALIEN!?

Duck : WHUT!? I SAID ‘UNNIES OFF’

Flying-Man : I’M A MAN

Shindong : MY TAG THINGY IS U.F.O FROM NOW ON! /takes $100 from duck/

Hyorin : UMM!? HELLO !? NO HELP!? UH FINE!

 

Hyorin has grew feathers and flew.

 

Rest of Sistar : To the sun…No wonder shes darker than us...

N : STOP TALKING ABOUT SKIN COLOURS D:

Ken : You mean ‘stop TALL-ing about skin colours’?!

N : I KENNOT! WHY DO YOU TALK ABOUT MY HEIGHT AND SKIN!?

Ken : /walks away with money/

Sistar : HE TOOK OUR’S TOO !!!

 


Admin : :D Yano from Topp Dogg :D

Admin Hope : OH NOW I GET IT.

I WAS LIKE. WHO DA FARK IS YANO.

YA SEE IDK WHO TOPP DOGG PEEPS R

BUT I KNOW

WE ARE T O DOUBLE P D O DOUBLE G TOPPDOGG!

KOOL SONG B)

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LUNIHOONI #1
Chapter 106: UNNIES YOU ARE AWESOME!!
Potahyun #2
This is so funny! Best chatroom ever <3
lobotn
#3
Chapter 106: I KENNOT EVEN......
/lè laughs hysterically//le falls off chair//le laughs on floor/
JayMor
#4
Chapter 14: I'm reading this in the godforsaken hours of the morning, desperately trying not to laugh so I don't wake my parents up. What kind of ery is this?
alylim #5
Chapter 13: LMFAO I'm like not even halfway thru ur stories(?) and everytime ur A/N cracks me up
Elyoo0212 #6
omfg ..... I kennot hold my laugh
miss_bunny
#7
Chapter 105: Omfg my babies are making a comeback!
You guys inspired me to make my own chatroom hahaah