89. JongKey & Lil Taemin

Everyday Messaging Day!

A/N : Featuring once again, SHINeeeeee (Jonghyun, Minho, Taemin, Onew & Key)


 

/beep/

 

Taemin : I’VE DECIDED I NEED A EDUCATION LESSON  :)

Minho : omfg I knew this day would come

Jonghyun : BUT NOT THIS EARLY .-.

Key : OMFG MY POOR BABY

Onew : oh look at him so eager to freaking learn about mating with a smiley face

Taemin : So how did Key umma & Jonghyun appa make me?

JongKey :

Minho : Onew Hyung, just explain it...

Onew : u see...children in the backseat cause accidents right?

Onew : well there are accidents in the backseat that can cause children...

Minho : bravo

JongKey : OMFG OUR POOR CHILD T^T

Taemin : -.- I WANT TO KNOW HOW THEY ACTUALLY DID IT.

SHINee w/o Taemin :

Minho : He’s growing so fast

JongKey : /wipes parent tears/

Onew : SOMEONE IS FINALLY TAEMAN #$*&%#

Jonghyun : I’m ready...so you see what happens---

Key : OMFG IT’S UM...IT’S OUR ANNIVERSARY TODAY U DUMBO

Minho : Isn’t your anniversary in Jan---

Key : NO IT IS THIS MONTH. HOW COULD U FORGET?

Onew : woah someone is grumpy /man period much/

Taemin : BUT GUYS U HAVEN’T ANSWERED MA QUESTION?!

Jonghyun : HONEY I AM SO SORRY...If I could rearrange the alphabet for you I’d put ‘U’ & ‘I’ together ;)

Onew : OHHHH THAT’S A NASTY CLASSIC

Minho : DAMNNNNNN BRO

Key : aw honey <3 COME HERE~

Taemin : /gags/

Jonghyun : U KNOW WHAT I’LL TELL U A PIECE OF ADVICE BEFORE BABY #2 COMES OUT OF YOUR MOM’S VAJUJU

OnHo : ...

Jonghyun : WHAT DO YOU DO AFTER U HAVE A GOOD SESSION OF 69?

Taemin : ...wat?

Jonghyun : MOUTHWASH EZZZZZZZ

Key : COME HERE ALREADY HONEY! BABY #2 IS WAITING TO BE PRODUCED ;)

OnHoMin : bai we ain’t staying any longer in this dorm full of ...

 


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LUNIHOONI #1
Chapter 106: UNNIES YOU ARE AWESOME!!
Potahyun #2
This is so funny! Best chatroom ever <3
lobotn
#3
Chapter 106: I KENNOT EVEN......
/lè laughs hysterically//le falls off chair//le laughs on floor/
JayMor
#4
Chapter 14: I'm reading this in the godforsaken hours of the morning, desperately trying not to laugh so I don't wake my parents up. What kind of ery is this?
alylim #5
Chapter 13: LMFAO I'm like not even halfway thru ur stories(?) and everytime ur A/N cracks me up
Elyoo0212 #6
omfg ..... I kennot hold my laugh
miss_bunny
#7
Chapter 105: Omfg my babies are making a comeback!
You guys inspired me to make my own chatroom hahaah