A/N : Featuring b2st :)

/BEEP/

Doojoon : HELLO!

Yoseob : HI HYUNG~!

Junhyung : Hello

Hyunseung : Hehe Hi

Kikwang : Hi

Dongwoon : How are you hyungs?

Doojoon : Good!

Yoseob : Fantastic!

Junhyung : Great!

Hyunseung : Pretty good~

Kikwang : I’m not sick, you maknae?

Dongwoon : I’m as strong as a elephant~!

Junhyung : So, did you need something?

Doojoon : I’m asking you guys a big favour…

Hyunseung : I GOT TO GO, I AIN'T GONNA HELP ANYBODY!

Yoseob : LEMME GO WITH YA! 

Hyunseung : Let’s go babe~! /takes daughter and husband/

Junseob : /happily get’s pulled away/

Junseob : WAIT! I’M THE DAUGHTER? .-.

Hyunseung : I can’t tell if your name is stuck together or if you made a second account for your future baby…

Kikwang : ugh just get on with it...what do you need?

Doojoon : I’m stuck in the toilet and I have no tissue…

Dongwoon : Thafug? Don’t tell me that you used the toilet tissue for origami?

Doojoon : …no…

Kikwang : The truth?

Doojoon : I COULDN’T STOP MYSELF! I WANTED A PAPER PLANE!

Kikwang : I can’t no longer..
                 I’m OUT

Doojoon : Dongwoon…you’re my only hope TT^TT I’m also stuck to the toilet TT^TT

Dongwoon : Sadly, I would but I couldn’t find any extra toilet tissues…and just lift yourself.

Doojoon : NO WAY TT^TT
                /lifts self off toilet seats/ I think my skin just ripped.

Dongwoon : So…do you have like newspaper with you?

Doojoon : Umm…yea…of girls…why?

Dongwoon : Good.

Doojoon : Whut?

Dongwoon : Use that. It will work.

Doojoon : BUT THEN I FEEL LIKE THE GULL IS GONNA LOOK AT MY

Dongwoon : It’s not like your gonna use a bird to wipe your ...wait…are you serious?

Doojoon : That’s just how I say girl

Dongwoon : I’m so done.

Doojoon : THEN AT LEAST CHUCK THIS IN THE BIN FOR ME!

Siri : Did you mean ‘jack is a beautiful man’?

Doojoon : MAKANA! Throw this in the bin for meee!

Dongwoon : NO.

Admin : The beginning was normal tho :D Well this is how I text my mum when I need toilet tissue anyways :D Also how I talk to siri even tho the phone can’t move, I tell it to throw away my trash :D

 Now,
BTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SOOOOO PERFECTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=43r6lXilbcQ

BIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG BYUNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG SOOOOOOOO FUNNYYYYYY XDD

/https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_coVR9c3Fho/

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Admin Hope : well that chapter...was...hmm...I UNDERSTOOD LIKE 75% of it?

PSH IDK ANYWAYS...

HOLY COW DAT ADMIN WOKE ME UP AT 7 IN THE MORNING SPAMMING ME ABOUT GOD DAMN BTS.

I HAD ONE HR TO SPARE HONEY .-.