A/N : Featuring Big Bang (GD, TOP, Seungri, Daesung & Taeyang)

/Warning: This chapter sounds like one from fic called EXO_B.A.P_BTS?! [바보는?] cause Admin couldn't think of a chapter so she basically wrote the chapter. BTW SHE'S THE AUTHOR OF THAT FANFIC ANYWAYS SO LOL WE AREN'T REALLY COPYING ANYTHING/ 

/beep/

GD : SOMEONE CALLED ME CHING-CHONG WHEN I WAS ON THE CATWALK!!

TOP : OMG, not this again.

GD : LIEK I’M KOREAN! NOT CHINESE!!

TOP : Kling-khong?

GD : ASDFGHJKL!!

TOP : King Kong then?

GD : TOP WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON!?

TOP : My side.

GD : YOUR SIDE IS MY SIDE! MY SIDE IS ALSO MY SIDE.

TOP : I kennot .-. 

Ken : AND I’M BACK! /takes money/

AFF Messenger finally found a way to block Ken.

Ken : /takes money and leaves/

Ken : I don’t want to be here anyways. /flips /

*WHISPERS* its ‘flips hair’…*WHISPERS*

Taeyang : did you call?

GD : OH TAEYANGGIE! SOMEONE CALLED ME CHING-CHONG!

Taeyang : …that was ages ago.

TOP : IKR

GD : WHY DON’T ANY OF YOU CARE!?

GD : ONE DAY! TAEYANG WOULD BE CALLED RHING-RHONG THANKS TO RINGA LINGA!

GD : AND TOP WOULD BE CALLED TING-THONG!

GD : DAESUNG IS ALREADY SMALL EYES.

Daesung : YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHEET.

GD : AND SEUNGRI HAS NO EYES!

Seungri : THAT’S WORST THAN DAESUNG’S!!

GD : THAN HELP ME WITH MY PROBLEM!

TOP : when someone,

Taeyang : calls you a

Daesung : ching-chong you

Seungri : just have to

Big Bang w/o GD : KICK THEM IN THE DING-DONG!!

Admin : like I don’t know what else to write so i pretty much re-write this with a different group.

Admin Hope : so practically you copied a chapter off your other crack fanfic...

/bravo/