A/N : Featuring Youngjae (B.A.P), J-Hope (BTS) & Taemin (SHINee)

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Youngjae : HELLO EARTHLINGS :)

Youngjae : imma tell y’all a story today >:D

Youngjae : ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A

J-Hope : HORSE NAMED J-HORSE!                               

Youngjae : DID U JUST INTERRUPT ME?

Youngjae : LIKE LOL U DARE TO INTERRUPT ME?

J-Hope : NOW AFTER THAT J-HORSE BEGAN SKIPPING ALONG THE STREETS

Youngjae : DA FARK I AM THE STORY TELLER

J-Hope has kicked Youngjae out of this convo and is now the narrator.

J-Hope : then suddenly after the beautiful J-Horse walked along the streets, he encountered a 12 yr old female girl

J-Hope : HER NAME WAS TAEMIN!

Taemin :

J-Hope : BUT SUDDENLY...HE BECAME TAEMAN!

Taemin : >:DDDDD

J-Hope : aren’t I the best narrator ever?

J-Hope : BUT SUDDENLY--

Taemin : SUDDENLY?

Taemin : DON’T LEAVE ME HANGING.

Taemin : HORSEY? WHERE U AT?!

As punishment, Youngjae has horsified J-Hope into a horse.

J-Horse : /nays like a horse/

Taemin :

Youngjae : >:DDDDD

Youngjae : KARAMAS A--

J-Hope : PAIN IN THE HORSE

J-Hope : PSH U CAN’T HORSIFY ME

Horsify : EXCUSE ME HORSIFY ISN’T EVEN A WORD.

Iggy Azalea : WHO THAT WHO THAT

Taemin : HOLY E IT’S I-G-G-Y

Taemin : THIS IS THE BEST STORY EVER *3*

Taemin : TAEMIN IS TAEHAPPY!

J-Hope : J-HORSE IS NOT GOING TO BE HORSIFIED 4 LIFE.

J-Hope : I GOT TWO JOBS ONES BEING A HORSE AND THE OTHER IS BEING AN IDOL

Frustrated Youngjae has now become a diabolical evil witch who is on a hunt for J-Hope.

J-Hope : DA FISH SAVE ME!

Fish : U CALLED?

J-Hope : SAVE ME!

Taemin : FISHY I’LL HELP U SAVE J-HOPE! 

TaeFish :

Taemin : DA GUY GETTING SLAPPED IS U :)

J-Hope is now fishified (?) wait no it’s fishyfied (?).

This thingy doesn’t know how to spell fish-ee-fied...

Admin Hope :  Officially about to lose my crack writing touch OTL
NEED TO BE MROE HAPPY AND WRITE GOD DAMN CRACK CHAPS. 

Admin : the gif makes it look like the fish vomit water.

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