A/N : Featuring VIXX's Ken & his mummy TEEHEE.

/facts: I DO NOT KNOW HOW KEN'S MUM ACTS THIS IS MADE UP/

/b/e/e/p/ 

Ken : UMMA DO YOU GET HOW TO USE A PHONE NOW?

/20 mins of leaving Ken hanging/

Ken : UMMA? WHERE U AT?

Umma : oh, sorry it’s hard to type

Ken : wow, you know what don’t reply back to me if you’ve been trying to type that to me for the last 20 mins...

/another 20 mins of leaving Ken hanging/

Ken  : UMMA T^T WHY DO YOU MAKE EVERYTHING SO HARD?!

Umma : s

Umma : o

Umma : r

Umma : r

Umma : y

Ken : Don’t type like that cause all your credit is being wasted .-.

/and yet another 20 mins of leaving Ken hanging/

Umma : but it’s quicker than typing like this

Ken : once again you left me hanging for 20 mins to write like only 6 words -.-

Inner Ken : I NEED TO RELEASE DA KENJUMMA

Ken : no I kennot do that!

Angel Ken : no his omma wouldn’t want to see that

Devil Ken : ARE U SURE >:DDD

Ken : oh who am I kidding LET’S RELEASE KENJUMMA ;D

Umma : ?

Kenjumma : DEAR DEAR DEAR HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF CREDIT?

Kenjumma : LIKE SERIOUSLY DARLING YOU GOTTA NOT WASTE MONEY. MONEY DOESN’T FALL OF TREES, IF THEY DID I’D BE A RICH KID WHO WOULDN’T NEED TO BE AN IDOL FOR MONEY.

Kenjumma : DEAR OH MY DON’T LEAVE ME HANGING YOU MUST TYPE NOW, OR YOU COULD EVEN USE SIRI! USE THAT UGLY ROBOT CALLED SIRI :)

Umma : /siri/ What have you done to my daughter?

Kenjumma : BWAH?! I HAVE A DING DONG, YOU GAVE BIRTH TO A STRONG SON OH AND DON’T STARE AT YOUR PHONE SO CLOSE IT’S BAD FOR THE EYES

Umma : /siri/ Sorry but what have you done with Kean?

Umma : /siri/ Kean

Umma : /siri/ Fark FML oh sheet it’s still on siri...

Kenjumma : wow...KENJUMMA OUT!

Admin Hope : MEH I THINK SIRI'S THE BOMB.

EXCEPT IT REJECTED ME WHEN I ASKED IT TO MARRY ME T^T

NO ONE REJECTS THE ADMIN HOPE.

NO.

ONE. 

ANYWAYS, THIS CHAPTER WAS INSPIRED BY REDSPACEHANJI AS SHE STATED KEN WAS A 'KENJUMMA' THIS LEADED ME TO WATCH VIXX MOMENTS IN WHICH KENJUMMA WAS ACTIVE IN AND BOOM. CHAPTER DONE. 

Admin : when I ask my phone it was like, sorry I didn't get that OTL

Lol, we are pretty much married to our phone when we got them so, meh.