A/N : Featuring EXO's Kyungsoo (D.O) & Chen (Jongdae)

/beep/one new message/

? : OPPAH SARANGHAEYO

? : TELL CHEN OPPA THAT FOR ME

? : HE DA Y & HAWT!

Kyungsoo : Da fark? Chen this is you don’t be an idiot

Kyungsoo : I know it’s you, you’re sitting one metre away from me

? : I’m your mama tho >:D

Kyungsoo : GTFO

? : Don’t say that to your mama

? : My V nearly ripped apart when your big fat came crawling out

Chen : Yeah don’t say that to your mama

Kyungsoo : What the actual father...

Dad : Yes sweetpea?

Kyungsoo : OMFG DADDY?

Chen : OMFG YOU CALL YOUR APPA DADDY LOLOLOLOL

? : HONEY I LOVE U I WANT ANOTHER CHILD WHO WON’T RIP ME WHEN ITS SMALL COMES CRAWLING OUT

Dad : OKAY I’LL BE RIGHT THERE & Don’t forget to tell Chen I love him and I’m his biggest fanboy

Kyungsoo :

Kyungsoo : u Chen

Kyungsoo : u

Kyungsoo : How many phones do u even have

Chen : MA PHONES BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD DAMN RIGHT THEY’RE BETTER THAN YOUR $15 PHONE ER!

Kyungsoo : Just u

Chen : LALALALA I'M TOO GOOD FOR U TO ANYWAYZ

Admin Hope: First chapter is up~ Hope you all enjoyed it you better have

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