A/N : Featuring Big Bang's TOP & GD.

/70 Subs Special will come tomorrow ^^/

/BOOM YOU GOT A MESSAGE BOOM/

GD : WOOHOO~! I am here!!

Top : Yay...

GD : i think we forgot something...

Top : Yea, we need a comeback, look how many groups had comebacks already.

GD : pimp, shh. I got the best idea eva.

Top : Let me hear it.

GD : in our next comeback, we can have the maknae dress up as a panda—

Tao : I NEED TO BE YOUR MAKNAE'S FRIEND /BFF 4EVA/

GD : whatever, and then we will have him do pole dancing with a bamboo tree—

Top : WTF

WTF : which meaning are you using?

GD : whip the fats

GD : nah, so and then we have you come in, wraping with da swag B)

Top :

Top : no, I ain't wrapping nobody in tin foil

GD : I meant rapping**

GD : and—

Top : stop with the ‘and’

GD : then—

Top : stop saying that too!

GD : after you come in, i will appear like an angel, while you will continue seungri

GD : RAPPING**

Top : Why do you get the good roles?

GD : you will get the good roles! Because you will do most of the  

GD : rapping**

Top : Go get a new phone .-.

GD : Before that I got to tell you what our comeback will look like!

Top : i don’t want to hear it anymore...

GD : OH! And we can have Taeyang walking in with a wedding dress and then he just rips it!

GD : and this is where you have to take off your shirt too and be a man and give it to him.

Top : No. No. NO!

GD : FINE! You take off your shirt and then taeyang rips his dress and wraps it around you.

Top : That's what sick plan...

GD : okay, we stick with either that or an entire video of the top half of u <3

Top : What? NNNOOO!

GD : It’s no*

Top : Says the person that can’t even spell rapping right!

GD : Its swag, it was meant to be that way.

Top : THEN WHAT WILL DAESUNG DO!?

GD : HE SINGS!

Top : I know that!

GD : He will come in with a tutu and then do the splits.

Top :

GD : You don’t like it? Then he will come in with a taxi selling ice cream while dancing to Hyuna’s Bubble Pop.

Top : Why were you the leader again?

 GD : BECAUSE I BLEW EVERYONE OFF THE CHAIR! MUHAHAH-

Top : So you want our comeback to be: 'Once upon a time, Seungri was a panda that pole danced with a bamboo tree, while there was a person rapping named TOP. Then GD comes in looking like an angel, who made Taeyang show up in a dress and then he rips his dress. This is where TOP the awesome rapper has to take off his shirt and give it to Taeyang but then Daesung comes in with a taxi also wearing a tutu dancing to Hyuna’s Bubble Pop while selling ice cream?

GD : Pretty much.

Top : I don’t want to think of the title

GD : the title is ‘Crack’ and for the hook we can just sing ‘CRACK CRACK CRACK ACK! CRACK CRACK, CRACK YOUR BACKS!’

GD : WE ARE SO DOING THIS :D

Top : Oh No, I’m stopping you RIGHT NOW!

GD : AHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOO!

Admin : OH MY RA~! IM HIGH >:D YES IT BEEN SO LONG! I WROTE 500+ WORDS LMAO.

BIG BANG SHOULD HAVE A COMEBACK LIKE THIS XD AND I WILL LOVE THEM OuO

Admin Hope : Wow the plan was to stick to 200-300 words but noooooo somebody has to be a rebel~

Anyways the special will come tomorrow cause yeah...we have no reason LOL

/admin says : because I was too high ._./