/BEEP/

Luhan : Le Luhan is here.

Sehun : LULU~!

Luhan : B)

Kris : waddup

Suho : KREASE!

Chanyeol : MAH BUDDIE <3

KrisHan : WE ARE BUDDIES ONLY.

Chanyeol : /feels rejected/

KrisHan : We are doing a duo ONLY. 

Suho : REALLY!?

Kris : heck yea.

KrisHan : OUR GROUP & FIRST ALBUM IS CALLED : LUDAKRIS

Luhan : 1. Queen Luhan is the bomb feat. Luhan in 3D

Kris : 2. I GOT 2 OF EXO  feat. Got7

Luhan : 3. THEM PRETTY ANGELS feat. Jung Jessica

Kris : 4. MAH GOD, SHARE THE SONGS! Feat. Luhan being a

Luhan : 5. OH HEW NU feat. English speakers

Kris : 6. WHO IS GONNA PAY US feat money issues

Luhan : 7. THEM FANS BE RICH feat fans throwing money

Fans : I WOULD LIKE TO BUY THIS ALBUM OuO

Krishan : See, we are doing fine.

EXO w/o Krishan : /jaws drop/

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Luhan : /slaps white board/

EXO w/o Luhan : /suddenly appears in classroom/

Luhan : STUDENTS! AS YOU CAN SEE KRISHAN DUO RATINGS HAAVE BROKED THE ROOF!

EXO w/o Luhan: …

EXO w/o Luhan : /claps/

Kris : YIPPIE, WHERES MY MONEY!?

Luhan : /plays song number 7. THEM FANS BE RICH feat fans throwing money/

Kris : /rapping/ THEM FANS BE RICH LIKE LITTLE WITCH IN A DITCH.

Luhan : …wrong, that’s my line.

Kris : /singing/ THEM FANS BE RICHHHHHHHHHHH LIKE THEM KITTTTTTTTTTCHHHH

Luhan : 10/10!

EXO w/o KrisHan : /whispers/ Kitch isn’t even a word /whispers/ Why is Kris singing? Does that means Luhan was rapping? /whispers/ Luhan rapping? LMFAO /whispers/ SHHH you’re too loud. /whispers/

KrisHan : You guys know that this is a messaging thing right ._.

KrisHan : So we can basically read what you’re trying to ‘whisper’

EXO w/o KrisHan : THEY FINALLY GOTTEN SMART /le cries/

Admin : credits to whoever thought about Kris and Luhan being a duo.

I only copy the idea but I changed the 'songs' names into my version or something like that.

HOLY 3 MORE CHAPPIES /le cries/ /mixed emotion/ /meh no one cares/

Admin Hope : SAD BOUT EXO BUT FREAKING NOW MBLAQ...
bai bai pabo Lee Joon & Thunder *thunder crackles in the background* 
GOOD JOB SUNGMIN! SOMEONE FINALLY GETS MARRIED IN SUJU!
but bad timing cause he'll have to leave his wife for 2 yrs to go army...