A/N : Featuring da rookies Lu:kus, B.I.G, Legend, Bigflo & Halo /obviously there may be cameos/

/BEEP! LOOK OUT FOR INCOMING NOOBIE ROOKIES/

Lu:kus : ALL HAIL DA ROOKIES! WOOHOO!

B.I.G : HI!! WE ARE ROOKIES WHO ARE GOING TO CHOP OUR WAY TO YOUR BIAS GROUP LIST!!

Legend : HELL YEA!

Halo : YESH! WE WILL BECOME SO POPULAR EVERYONE WILL BOW DOWN TO US MWAHAHA

Bigflo : YES! OUR GOAL IS UNLIMITED!

Admin : you all, i can’t believe i am already looking up your names.

Admin : MY FEELZ YOU ALL ARE SO PERFECT! /ugly cries/

Lu:kus : Did any of you hear something?

B.I.G : Nope.

Bigflo : OMF! We should be ‘big’ brothers.

Bigflo : Get it?

Halo : yeah sure and we should go around singing hallelujah

Halo : WELL HAHAHA no.

Legend : LOL, nope.

Bigflo : WE ARE DA BIG ONES MEANING WE WILL BECOME SO POPULAR THAT WE WILL EVEN HAVE A SHOW CALLED 'BIG BROTHER'

/insert claps/

B.I.G : Dude have u not heard of that show before?

MC : Now, guys please introduce what is the meaning of your names/what is your debut song/and some info!!!

Lu:kus : Lu:kus is a cooler way of saying ‘look us’ which means ‘look at us’! We debuted with the song ‘So into U’!

Lu:kus : /starts doing dance moves that looks like Naruto x Pokemon style/

Lu:kus : Some of you may know that we have 3 members from X-5!

Lu:kus : But because of a scandal they had to disband /flicks the tears away/

Lu:kus : If you want to know what the scandal is /well just read along/ It was said that our CEO has some of our trainees and forced already debuted males to the trainees as well! DX! BUT WE DIDNT DO ANY !

Lu:kus :  went down u know?

Choi & Kyungjin : Yea, we no one because we didn’t even debuted yet, so pretty much WE could have got . /nods to show innocents/

Lu:kus : BTW if u you guys want us to ruin your bias list > here's our profile link

Suho : How are you all above 180 cm !?!?!! HOW!?

B.I.G : /push Lu:kus over a hill/ B.I.G stands for ‘Boys In Groove’! We debuted with the song ‘hello’! The point of our song is to promote Korea!

B.I.G : But as you can see we are already promoting ourselves. SO HELLO! /inserts like 5+ different languages/

B.I.G : Profile link to our beautiful faces

Legend : /kicks B.I.G into a pool where all the legends lies / Legend is just da legend. So umm, we debuted with ‘left out’!

Legend : This song is so nice and smoothing! /LOL, FULL ON PROMOTING OUR SONG WITH NO SHAME/

Legend : Profile link if u wanna be an airbender with a legend

Bigflo : /blows Legend off their feet/ Bigflo means for us to lead a huge flow in the music industry! We debuted with ‘Delilah’
 

Bigflo : we swear this song is not violence, even tho when we sang ‘delilah’ part, it sounds like we were telling Eli or a eel to die but most part of the song you can also hear ‘die’ too, but meh.

Bigflo : Still can’t believe we don’t have a full profile! But best one.

Halo : Hi /waves bigflo away for some typing time/. As you can see, our group name doesn’t stand for ‘hello’ nor does it stand for angels who have came down to earth

Halo : /cause that's what we are/ it stands for Hexagon of Absolute Light and the Organization. We debuted with ‘FEVER’!
 

Halo : our song is smooth and rock at the same time, so DU DU DU DU DU DU DOO!

Halo : Profile link

Lu:kus&B.I.G&Legend&Bigflo&Halo : PLEASE SUPPORT US!

Admin : Or my work will go to waste

Block B : I have a comment. Bigflo is so much like us…WE LIKE IT :D

Bigflo : OMG! LETS BE FRIENDS! :D! /hold hands with each other and walks out/

Kris : Because you are doing comments, dear Lu:kus’ X-5’s members, I know how you must have felt. These scandals that make people hate us, but i'm still handsome and cares no about them haters.

Lu:kus : OMFG, teach us your know how please!

Kris : Nah, I need to go pee.

Admin : This wasn’t meant to be funny it was just promoting . These are my top 5 rookie groups that debuted this year.

 As you all can see, from a scale of 1-10, I will be 9.99 a sesaeng fan OTL I should get pay for throw myself and banging my head on the wall because of fangirling.

 Like really, because of 5 music videos of these over perfect debuts I could have lost all my brain cells and died.

Admin Hope : Wow, shameless promoting right there ^ 

Anyways if there are any mistake WE ARE VERY SORRY

I editted for Admin last night and it somehow disappeared .-.