A/N : Featuring SHINee & BTS (some don't talk tho lol) & VIXX (same w/VIXX) 

LOLOL WE ARE JUST LAZY TO PUT NAMES JUST READ THE CHAPTER :DDD

/BEEP!! You got ONEW message!!/

Onew : Yea, I’m NOT old :D

Onew : I'M O!SO NEW >:)

Taemin : OLDDDDDDDDDDD :P

BTS : HELLO THE PERSON THAT HAS THE SAME MV TITLE AS US!

Taemin & BTS became ‘Dangerous’ hot idol.

Key : MY BABYYYYY IS GONEEEEEEE!

Jonghyun : We can make more babies—

Key : NONONONONONONONONONONO

Minho :

Onew : WHO IS THAT HOT CHICK!?

Jonghyun : If you talking about Key, he's mine.

Minho : If it’s Taemin, BTS already took him.

Onew : NO I MEANT CHILDREN!!

 Key : WE HAVE A PEDO TT^TT NOW HE IS GONNA ATTACK MY BABIES.

Onew : Chicken**

Key : … /wipes sweat/

Taemin : I’m back…

Key : …

Taemin : BTS showed me a lot of things…

Key : …QAQ

Taemin : /dances like J-hope but failed epic-ly/

Epik High : YOU MEANT Epick*

Jonghyun : Ear pick?

Epik high : EPIK***

Key : J-hope…

J-horse : YUP!! OuO

Key : Let me join your girl dance group!!!

J-Girl : Umm, no.

Key : I DANCE GOOD!

J-For-Judgemental : No you don’t

Key :

Jonghyun : /jaws drop/

J-Like : I like you.

Key :

J-OKAY : I like you very much OuO

Key : Quit changing your name.

N : THE BOOTYLICIOUS CLUB IS OPEN AGAIN, NOW WANTING SHINee’s KEY AND BTS’ J-HOPE!! /because their is perfect/

Leo : Don’t you dare start this again .-.

Key : No, I’m a jewel & too precious to be in that club.

J-Hope : I’m golden, like my maknae but I’m better.

Key-Hope : WE ARE GETTING MARRIED.

Jonghyun is drop-dead jealous.

Key-Hope has made a new girl sub unit.

Admin : I’m has not been high for the last 1 month…OTL AND THESE PEOPLE THAT UNSUB, OUR HARD WORK. #RantingAtTheWrongTime

Admin Hope : ugh I can feel the writer's block coming .-.

meh I would rant but then some peeps might unsub too 

/hides in corner/

SHOULD WE DO ANOTHER SPECIAL SINCE WE GAINED 90 SUBS OR NOT?

/cough/ we lost like 3 = 87 subs and we gained some again to make 90 subs+ so idk should we?