A/N : Featuring the new SM girl group Red Velvet (Seulgi, Irene, Wendy & Joy) & other peeps B)

/BEEP BALD BOLD BOW BLOW BALL BOWL/B...B...B.../

Seulgi : SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOT TO BE BALD

Seulgi : BOLD**

Irene : You just had to fail the opening of our debut .-.

Wendy : I guess it’s true...we will go probs bald if SM keeps dying our hair all the time .-.

Seulgi : LOL IT OKAY, BECAUSE I HAVE AWESOME PARENTS :D DEY LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM :)

Wendy : Whut.

Chanyeol : Thats right. I’m her father.

Dara : I AM DA MUDDA :D

Joy : WTF, I shipped chanbaek D:

Chanyeol : That midget left meh for another midget...

Dara : SO I'M NO LONER SINGLE :D

Seulgi : I look like my mother right!! AND I GOT MY FATHER'S DEEP VOICE :D

Irene : Can someone tell me something...Who the edited that gummy bear into our M/V?

Wendy : I DID :D

Irene : No wonder you had the spot light.

Joy : Irene...the gummy bear looks like you O.o

Irene : You calling me hairy!?

Joy : WTF!? Gummy bears ain’t even hairy, i was talking about the colour, you're both pink :D

Irene : NOW YOU CALLING ME A PIG!?

Joy : I SAID PINK! PINK! MY GOD READ!

Irene : Oh. I was about to call you a snot head.

Joy : But you just did.

Irene : ...TRUE OMG I’M SO SMART

Seulgi : Let’s go shopping

Chanyeol : /Derps/

Dara : /Derps/

Seulgi : /Derps/

The derp family went shopping while derpping at any one that was at the shop

Wendy : SHINE ON MEH! LET IT SHINE ON MEH!

Joy : /flashes lights at Wendy/

Wendy : OH MY FORK! ACID!!! /dies like a vampire/

Joy : SSSSSSSSSS /burning sound/

Irene : Just you and me.

Joy : Your hair is on fire.

Irene : Nah, it’s just pink.

Joy : Well it’s red now.

Irene : HOT HOT HOT

Joy : SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BURN >:D

Admin : Red Velvet is like one of my favourite girl group. Meanwhile there’s A.kor, they will be getting the awards for getting so much hate on a M/V

And i saw a picture on face book about Chandara couple and their daughter Seulgi :D

BTW, BTS HUSTLE THINGY IT’S SO DOPE OuO THEIR SO DORK AND DON’T FORGET THAT THEIR TEASER WAS ASDFGHJKLQWERTYUIOPZXCVBNM-- ADMIN HOPE TAKE OVER FOR MEH—

Admin Hope : SO PROUD OF MY HOPEY :)

HE'S BEEN IN THE WINNING TEAM EVERY EP HAHAHA 

I'M GLAD IN EP 3 HE WAS PAIRED W/JIN CAUSE JIN IMPROVED SO MUCH :D

Dude I had no idea who these Red Velvet girls looked like and I still don't know .-.

ALTHO ONE LOOKS LIKE KIM YOO JUNG MY FAV CHILD ACTRESS.

/doesn't mean I like dat red velvet girl tho/ #trollin

ANYWAYS UPVOTE, SUBSCRIBE & COMMENT :)