A/N: Featuring BTS (Rap Monster, Suga, J-Hope, Jin, Jimin, Jungkook & V)

/beep/

Rap Monster : I BELIEVE I CAN FLY~

Suga : I BELIEVE I CAN MAKE U SHUT UP~

J-Hope : AND IF YOU DON’T EVER SHUT UP~

Jin : I’LL MAKE U FLY HIGH TO HELL~

V : Can u guyz shut up I'm tryin to play my lil pony here

Jimin : My little pony~

Jungkook : Asian & Alieny

Suga : Chop it up!

J-Hope : Cook it up!

Jin : AND MAKE HIM SHUT UP!

Rap Monster : Yah T^T

Rap Monster : Was dat directed at me or V ?!

Suga : Who do you think tiny brain?

V : Somebody’s on their p~

Suga : Oh u mean poo? Of course I’m texting you guyz while taking a dump

Suga : How’d u know? *3*

Jungkook : .-. wow we’re that important to you that u need to text us whilst taking a dump right?

Suga : No u aren’t, I just need u guys to shut up or else the poopoo won’t ever come out :(

Jin : TMI bro too much info puh-lease

J-Hope : WE CAN’T SHUT UP TROLOLOL

Rap Monster : I’M SO CRACKY

Jimin : CAN’T GET ENOUGH

Jungkook : I’M IN THE FAST LANE

V : FROM MY LITTLE PONIES!

Suga : Yeah cause that’s TOTALLY gonna help little suga pooie come out >:|

Jin : Once again...TMI bro get with the program and stop creepin

Rap Monster : I GOT A POO STUCK IN MY

Jungkook : I GOT A POO

V : I GOT A POO IN MA

Suga : That’s totally gonna help guys .-.

Suga : I kennot do this anymore .-. you guys can't kentrol my poo poo 

Ken : WILL PEOPLE STOP DRAGGING ME INTO THEIR CONVOS?!

Ken : I KENNOT.

Ken : KEN.

Ken : NOT.

Ken : WHY DOES EVERYONE TALK BEHIND MY VIRTUAL Y THAT YOU'LL NEVER GET TO TOUCH?

Ken : #bootylicious 

Suga : Thx for screaming that I think it helped little poopie come out :)

Admin Hope: I should REALLY stop mentioning Ken LOLOL  it's out of kentrol /le bows/  

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Btw how many chaps do you think this fanfic should go for? 

Admin : ken got the power! He got the power! He will appear in all the messages! Unless his phone runs out of battery, there's no way to stop him! (LMAO, b.a.p power Kennot version)

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