A/N : Featuring The Hyun Family (a.k.a Baekhyun, Taehyung & Daehyun) 

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V : AYO MUDDA & FUDDA

V : U R MY MUDDA FUDDA GENTLEMEN~

V : DU DU DU DU IMMA DU DU DU~

Daehyun : shut the flick flocking toes .-.

Baekhyun : did we really give birth to such alien?

Daehyun : I blame it on you

Daehyun : You were pounding into me too hard = brain damage = ma son being a retard

V : WOAH WOAH WAH PG PLZ

V : WOAH WAIT BAEKKIE APPA TOPPED :O

Baekhyun : is it that hard to believe .-.

Daehyun : it was a onetime thing tho I was drunk OTL

Daehyun : anyways I blame it in your genes .-. that’s why we have such a weird child

Baekhyun : EXCUSE MEH?

Baekhyun : I AM PRETTY SURE U R THE CRAZY ONE WHO GAVE OUR TAE-TAE HIS WEIRD PERSONALITY!

Daehyun  : honey puh-lease we all know out of the two of us he got his diva-ness from you

Baekhyun : That isn’t relevant tho we are talking about how weird he is not who diva he is!

V : /sits back quietly and watches whilst eating popcorn/

Daehyun : Feet off the table sir

V : /quietly removes feet off table/

Baekhyun :  Shoes off too sir

V : /quietly takes off shoes too/                                                  

Daehyun : Damn when did we raise such an improper son .-.

Baekhyun : I blame it on u

Daehyun : ...

Baekhyun : OHHHH SEE U ADMIT IT DON’T CHA?

Daehyun : ...

Daehyun : no I don’t .-.

Daehyun : don’t accuse me of such thing

V : just break it up guys

Baekhyun : good idea

Baekhyun : WE ARE OVER BYUN DAEHYUN /Status: DIVORCED/

V : WHAT WHAT WHAT NO I MEANT...

Daehyun : PSH FINE THEN.

V : UMMA T^T APPA T^T

Admin Hope : I SHIP BAEKDAE / DAEBAEK

OH! WHO CARES I SHIP BANGDAE EVERYTHING X DAEEEEEEE

TEEHEE

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/awks/ JUDGE ME ALL YA WANT >:DDDD

Admin : talking about hyun family...v...BTS ASDFGHJKL CAN YOU BELIEVE THERE WAS SUCH PERFECT PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD!? I WON'T MAKE IT--