Hello everybody :) like I mentioned before, I'm having a bit of Writers' Block, so I'll just tell a (sort of) story through messages. ^^
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SATURDAY AFTERNOON

Kris: 
Yixing and Suho, you guys are in big trouble

Lay:
Oh haha

Suho:
Idk why I agreed to that in the first place

Bacon Bakin' Baekhyun: 
Sulay <3

Lay:
Hey Kris mind if I steal Krystal's number

Kris:
Sure she's all yours, but I'm sending it on a different convo 

Sooyoung:
should we add the others to this 

Kris:
dam no

Sooyoung:
why?????????

Kris:
Why should we

Sooyoung:
fricking discussion

Kris:
Just do that at school

Sooyoung:
-_-

Kris:
(￣^￣)ゞ

Bacon Bakin' Baekhyun:
Aww look they're flirting （≧∇≦）

Kris:
(°_°)

Sooyoung:
never

Lay:
How about everyday

Suho:
...who are you

Lay:
I thought you knew me

Suho:
^_^;

Lay:
dude your memory sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Suho:
what was the point of that "s" overdose

Lay:
Someone call the doctor kuai bang zhu wo dui wo shuo

Lay:
Ai qing zhe bing shang yin overdose

Suho:
O_o

Suho:
Save me from this torture

Bacon Bakin' Baekhyun:
You're welcome

Suho:
For what

Kris:
Not only did he save you

Sooyoung:
We didn't interrupt your flirtatious behavior 

Kris:
Until now

Bacon Bakin' Baekhyun:
Actually a little before now

Lay:
Excuse me that is just gay...

Suho:
Agreed

Kris:
It is

Sooyoung:
Okay well I feel awkward

Bacon Bakin' Baekhyun:
It's ok we all do

Lay:
Oh. My. Goooooooodddddddd.

Kris:
What's up

Lay:
Krystal 

Sooyoung:
Is she that hot

Suho: 
>_< gross

Sooyoung:
U haven't told us who you like yet Suho

Kris:
Did u text her yet

Lay:
Yes, and she replied

Bacon Bakin' Baekhyun:
Probably with a rejection 

Lay:
Uh 

Bacon Bakin' Baekhyun:
Or worse 

Lay:
No

Sooyoung:
Then what 

Lay:
She told me to meet her Monday before school because she wanted to tell me something "important"

Suho:
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh SNAP

Kris:
No Suho

Kris:
You are not snazzy

Suho:
:(

Kris:
I am

Kris:
┌(^.^)┘

Kris:
Swag

Sooyoung:
Haha that's hilarious

 

 

 

 

 

NOT. 

Bacon Bakin' Baekhyun:
Kris why don't u give everybody their crushes' contact info

Kris:
Not unless they ask

Sooyoung:
Then tell us who they like

Kris:
Baekhyun:

Bacon Bakin' Baekhyun:
YES

Kris:
*Bacon

Bacon Bakin' Baekhyun:
...f u

Kris: 
Baekhyun likes Taeyeon
Lay: Krystal
Luhan: Seohyun
Jongin: Hyoyeon
Jongdae: Liyin
Chanyeol: Sulli
Sehun: Luna
Kyungsoo: Victoria
Baozi: Amber
Tao: Tiffany
Suho: Yoona

Sooyoung:
I know all of them

Suho:
Already?

Sooyoung:
Yeah they're nice but they fangirl a little too much 

Kris:
IKR 

Sooyoung:
Not all of them

Lay:
I guess it's worthwhile

Suho:
?

Bacon Bakin' Baekhyun:
To fangirl over me

Lay:
No me

Kris:
Actually it should be me because I'm hotter than you guys

Lay:
I beg to differ

Bacon Bakin' Baekhyun:
My eyes are beautiful

Kris:
It's the power of makeup

Lay:
Maybe it's Maybelline

Kris: 
Maybe it's sephora u never know

Sooyoung:
Um.