VIII.
'Kik'ing Off on Kik!• EXO's Kik Accountshoneymoon avenue #morelikehoneymoonhangover
Now that Valentine's Day was finally over and all the OTPS in EXO became royal, everything seemed to be perfectly.
But in reality, it was far from that.
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Baekhyun sent you a message!
Baekhyun- plz plz plz tell me that you and kris have done the deed
Baekhyun- bc if you didn't
Baekhyun- that's just extremely sad
Baekhyun- bc even me and yeol did it last night
Tao- wow baekhyun you're supportive
Baekhyun- you think im joking?
Tao- hahahahahaha c:
Baekhyun- aNswEr thE quEStIOn bEfoRE yEOL kIDnAPs yOU anD cHewS yOUr eYes oFf
Tao- that reminds me of that kaisoo fic
Tao- you know
Tao- the one that soo eats kai's eyes as he rides him
Baekhyun- dOn'T reMInD mE
Tao- /o\
Baekhyun- seRiousLy dOE
Tao- wait you and yeol did the do?
Baekhyun- of course we did
Baekhyun- i dunno about you two
Tao- sorry i didn't notice because i was being loud ;)
Baekhyun- loud?
Baekhyun- you mean
Baekhyun- OH MY GOD
Baekhyun- tAozI
Tao- ;)
Baekhyun- OH MY GOD IT FINALLY HAPPENED
Tao- of course it did baekhyun
Tao- it was just a matter of time until my of a boyfriend resisted me ;)
Baekhyun- oh my god
Baekhyun- who are you and what have you done with my taozi
Tao- i've been kris's property for a while, baekhyun ;)
Baekhyun- brb i need to go spread the word and i need to stop screaming
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Kai sent you a message!
Kai- PLZ TELL ME THAT THE RUMOR IS TRUE HYUNG
Kris- woah dude what's up?
Kai- YOU ED TAO RIGHT
Kris- oh my god
Kai- IF YOU DENY THIS, I WILL SLAP THE LIVING OUT OF YOU
Kris- kAI pLZ
Kai- ANSWER ME YOU LIL
Kris- WHO YOU CALLING LITTLE, NIGGA?
Kai- NI Q QA
Kris- IF ANYTHING ASK TAO
Kris- I AM NOT LITTLE YOU WHIPPED PUPPY
Kai- oh my god
Kai- so you guys did
Kris- yes, now shut up and go the away
Kai- THIS IS REAL
Kris- kai
Kai- THERE IS A GOD
Kris- please
Kai- IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, THE SON, AND THE HOLY SPIRIT
Kris- you
You have left the conversation!
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You are now chatting with Baekhyun, LuHan, and Kyungsoo!
LuHan- OH MY GOD
Baekhyun- that's just extremely sad
Baekhyun- bc even me and yeol did it last night
Tao- wow baekhyun you're supportive
Baekhyun- you think im joking?
Tao- hahahahahaha c:
Baekhyun- aNswEr thE quEStIOn bEfoRE yEOL kIDnAPs yOU anD cHewS yOUr eYes oFf
Tao- that reminds me of that kaisoo fic
Tao- you know
Tao- the one that soo eats kai's eyes as he rides him
Baekhyun- dOn'T reMInD mE
Tao- /o\
Baekhyun- seRiousLy dOE
Tao- wait you and yeol did the do?
Baekhyun- of course we did
Baekhyun- i dunno about you two
Tao- sorry i didn't notice because i was being loud ;)
Baekhyun- loud?
Baekhyun- you mean
Baekhyun- OH MY GOD
Baekhyun- tAozI
Tao- ;)
Baekhyun- OH MY GOD IT FINALLY HAPPENED
Tao- of course it did baekhyun
Tao- it was just a matter of time until my of a boyfriend resisted me ;)
Baekhyun- oh my god
Baekhyun- who are you and what have you done with my taozi
Tao- i've been kris's property for a while, baekhyun ;)
Baekhyun- brb i need to go spread the word and i need to stop screaming
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Kai sent you a message!
Kai- PLZ TELL ME THAT THE RUMOR IS TRUE HYUNG
Kris- woah dude what's up?
Kai- YOU ED TAO RIGHT
Kris- oh my god
Kai- IF YOU DENY THIS, I WILL SLAP THE LIVING OUT OF YOU
Kris- kAI pLZ
Kai- ANSWER ME YOU LIL
Kris- WHO YOU CALLING LITTLE, NIGGA?
Kai- NI Q QA
Kris- IF ANYTHING ASK TAO
Kris- I AM NOT LITTLE YOU WHIPPED PUPPY
Kai- oh my god
Kai- so you guys did
Kris- yes, now shut up and go the away
Kai- THIS IS REAL
Kris- kai
Kai- THERE IS A GOD
Kris- please
Kai- IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, THE SON, AND THE HOLY SPIRIT
Kris- you
You have left the conversation!
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You are now chatting with Baekhyun, LuHan, and Kyungsoo!
LuHan- OH MY GOD
LuHan- IT'S TRUE ????????
Kyungsoo- tAO
Tao- not you too...
Baekhyun- you couldn't have expected them not to act this way, taozi
Tao- stfu baekhyun
Baekhyun- that's not what yeol said to me last night in bed ;)
LuHan- ew baekhyun you're nasty
Baekhyun- ^SHUT UP, LUBEHAN
Kyungsoo- ahahahahahahahahaahah
Tao- ^why are you laughing
Tao- ^you got ed last night by kai too
Kyungsoo- actually it was twice backstage in the school, once in the bathroom, and three times in the kitchen this morning :3
LuHan- and yet you call me lubehan
LuHan- you should call kyungsoo satansoo or something since he's a er
Baekhyun- ^you're the one that owns bubblegum flavored lube hanhan
Kyungsoo- omg luhan
LuHan- LeAVe mY eS aLOne yOU kYUngSOo
Tao- hold up this conversation is missing some people
Tao- i'll go get xingie and minmin ok
Kyungsoo- I MAY BE BUT I DO NOT HAVE BUBBLEGUM FLAVORED LUBE
LuHan- YUMMY S ARE FABULOUS OK?
Baekhyun- why is this getting interesting for me omg o w o
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You are now chatting with Kai, Chanyeol, and SeHun!
Kris- please don't tell me i'm here for the reason I think I am
SeHun- CONGRATS DUDE
Chanyeol- yEAAAAAaAAAAAAAaaAAaAAAAAAAaAAAAaaaaAAAAaAAA
Kai- IFKR
SeHun- I WISH I COULD'VE HEARD HIS
Kris- WTF HE'S MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!
SeHun- TOO BAD I WAS LISTENING TO LUHAN'S MAD LOUD MOANS #sorrynotsorry
Chanyeol- lmao i could've sworn i heard tao moan but then i ed into baek again ;)
Kai- wow that just proves that we were all having at the same time
Kris- except for sulay
Chanyeol- THEY HAD IN THE NORAEBANG YOU ES
Chanyeol- WHY ELSE WOULD THEY COME LATE TO THE EXO GAYFEST FROM LAST NIGHT
SeHun- hoemygod
Kai- HOW HAVE I LIVED NOT KNOWING THIS REALITY?!??!???!??!
Kris- wow you guys you
SeHun- ^shut up you
Kris- ^mind you i am no longer a
Kai- YO WHERE'S JONGDAE HE NEEDS TO BE HERE
Chanyeol- YO WHAT IF MINMIN TOPPED?!?!?!?!?
Kai- YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SeHun- YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kris- GUYS JONGDAE TOPPED Y'ALL ARE DUMB
Chanyeol- SHUT UP HOMEBOY YOU RESISTED TAO'S Y FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR HOW CAN YOU DO THAT
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You are now chatting with XiuMin, Jongdae, Baekhyun, Kyungsoo, and LuHan!
XiuMin- gaiz
Jongdae- AYO WASSUP FACTORY MISTAKES?!?!?!??!?!?!
Kyungsoo- don't act like you've never experienced a factory mistake ;)
LuHan- oh my god
Baekhyun- kyungsoo did you just
Tao- JUST GOT REAL OMFG
XiuMin- what the hell did me and my boyfriend walk into? o w o
Baekhyun- cut the bullcrap, minnie
Jongdae- HANDS OFF BACON THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND
LuHan- LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
XiuMin- TO DEFEAT THEHUUUUUUUUUUUN
LuHan- da faq that's my boyfriend asshurr
XiuMin- idgaf :3
Tao- well damn /o\
Baekhyun- don't act innocent taozi
Jongdae- DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERSSSSS
XiuMin- WHEN I ASKEDDDDDD FOR SONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Baekhyun- YOU'RE THE SADDEST LOT I'VE EVER METTTTTTTTTTTTT
Tao- why are you doing this
Kyungsoo- MISTER I'LLLLL MAKE A MANNNNN OUT OF YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
LuHan- DAmMit kYUnGSoO yOU kILLeD dA vIBe
Kyungsoo- omg im sorry /o\ ;;
Tao- well damn
Jongdae- haha soosoo you killed da vibe
XiuMin- honey don't be such a douche~ - . -
LuHan- lol wat
Baekhyun- i give up on you people
Tao- hey that's my line ;;
Baekhyun- #sorrynotsorry
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You are now chatting with Joonmyeon, Yixing, SeHun, Chanyeol, and Kai!
Joonmyeon- yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo
Kai- CUT THE GRAMPS
Joonmyeon- wth all i did was exchange greetings
Yixing- KAI, LANGUAGE! - o -
SeHun- that sounded like something kyungsoo would say to kai lol
Chanyeol- but soo's not here
Kai- NO ONE CAN REPLACE MY BABY O U O
Kris- geez kai calm yourself o w o
Chanyeol- ANYWHO
Kai- DID YOU TWO FRICKLE FRACKLE OR NOT
SeHun- wow much outspoken such speech
Kris- e u e
Chanyeol- SERIOUSLY DOE TELL US
Joonmyeon- um yeah we did
Yixing- I'm surprised Kris didn't rat us out on it e u e
Kris- yOU dOn't kNow hOw muCh i cRieD whEn thEy coNfrOnTed mE LaST nIGhT oMG
Kai- WHY
Kris- THEIR WAS SO SWEET AND FLUFFY I CRIED ;;
Chanyeol- OMG AND THEY'RE BOTH S TOO
SeHun- THAT SOUNDS SO ING SWEET I AM DONE
Joonmyeon- oh god you guys
Yixing- come on joonmyeon you gotta admit it was sweet of you to be like that with me >~<
Kai- OH GOD THE FLUFFINESS
Kai- YIXING WHAT DID HE DO TELL ME
Kris- THEIR WAS SO INNOCENT OMFG
SeHun- brb crying
Chanyeol- I'M ALREADY WITH YOU ON THAT ONE
Joonmyeon- jesus christ
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Tao sent you a message!
Tao- so hon what did we learn today?
Kris- that all our work has paid off
Tao- and?
Kris- that all the otps are now royal because they all did the frickle frackle
Tao- you know what this means?
Kris- WE CAN ON THE COUCH /O\
Tao- what no that means we can film exo
Kris- tao
Tao- after ing on the couch
Kris- /o\
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i am so done with myself i literally spent two anime episodes writing this and i am just done
Kyungsoo- tAO
Tao- not you too...
Baekhyun- you couldn't have expected them not to act this way, taozi
Tao- stfu baekhyun
Baekhyun- that's not what yeol said to me last night in bed ;)
LuHan- ew baekhyun you're nasty
Baekhyun- ^SHUT UP, LUBEHAN
Kyungsoo- ahahahahahahahahaahah
Tao- ^why are you laughing
Tao- ^you got ed last night by kai too
Kyungsoo- actually it was twice backstage in the school, once in the bathroom, and three times in the kitchen this morning :3
LuHan- and yet you call me lubehan
LuHan- you should call kyungsoo satansoo or something since he's a er
Baekhyun- ^you're the one that owns bubblegum flavored lube hanhan
Kyungsoo- omg luhan
LuHan- LeAVe mY eS aLOne yOU kYUngSOo
Tao- hold up this conversation is missing some people
Tao- i'll go get xingie and minmin ok
Kyungsoo- I MAY BE BUT I DO NOT HAVE BUBBLEGUM FLAVORED LUBE
LuHan- YUMMY S ARE FABULOUS OK?
Baekhyun- why is this getting interesting for me omg o w o
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You are now chatting with Kai, Chanyeol, and SeHun!
Kris- please don't tell me i'm here for the reason I think I am
SeHun- CONGRATS DUDE
Chanyeol- yEAAAAAaAAAAAAAaaAAaAAAAAAAaAAAAaaaaAAAAaAAA
Kai- IFKR
SeHun- I WISH I COULD'VE HEARD HIS
Kris- WTF HE'S MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!
SeHun- TOO BAD I WAS LISTENING TO LUHAN'S MAD LOUD MOANS #sorrynotsorry
Chanyeol- lmao i could've sworn i heard tao moan but then i ed into baek again ;)
Kai- wow that just proves that we were all having at the same time
Kris- except for sulay
Chanyeol- THEY HAD IN THE NORAEBANG YOU ES
Chanyeol- WHY ELSE WOULD THEY COME LATE TO THE EXO GAYFEST FROM LAST NIGHT
SeHun- hoemygod
Kai- HOW HAVE I LIVED NOT KNOWING THIS REALITY?!??!???!??!
Kris- wow you guys you
SeHun- ^shut up you
Kris- ^mind you i am no longer a
Kai- YO WHERE'S JONGDAE HE NEEDS TO BE HERE
Chanyeol- YO WHAT IF MINMIN TOPPED?!?!?!?!?
Kai- YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SeHun- YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kris- GUYS JONGDAE TOPPED Y'ALL ARE DUMB
Chanyeol- SHUT UP HOMEBOY YOU RESISTED TAO'S Y FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR HOW CAN YOU DO THAT
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You are now chatting with XiuMin, Jongdae, Baekhyun, Kyungsoo, and LuHan!
XiuMin- gaiz
Jongdae- AYO WASSUP FACTORY MISTAKES?!?!?!??!?!?!
Kyungsoo- don't act like you've never experienced a factory mistake ;)
LuHan- oh my god
Baekhyun- kyungsoo did you just
Tao- JUST GOT REAL OMFG
XiuMin- what the hell did me and my boyfriend walk into? o w o
Baekhyun- cut the bullcrap, minnie
Jongdae- HANDS OFF BACON THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND
LuHan- LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
XiuMin- TO DEFEAT THEHUUUUUUUUUUUN
LuHan- da faq that's my boyfriend asshurr
XiuMin- idgaf :3
Tao- well damn /o\
Baekhyun- don't act innocent taozi
Jongdae- DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERSSSSS
XiuMin- WHEN I ASKEDDDDDD FOR SONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Baekhyun- YOU'RE THE SADDEST LOT I'VE EVER METTTTTTTTTTTTT
Tao- why are you doing this
Kyungsoo- MISTER I'LLLLL MAKE A MANNNNN OUT OF YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
LuHan- DAmMit kYUnGSoO yOU kILLeD dA vIBe
Kyungsoo- omg im sorry /o\ ;;
Tao- well damn
Jongdae- haha soosoo you killed da vibe
XiuMin- honey don't be such a douche~ - . -
LuHan- lol wat
Baekhyun- i give up on you people
Tao- hey that's my line ;;
Baekhyun- #sorrynotsorry
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You are now chatting with Joonmyeon, Yixing, SeHun, Chanyeol, and Kai!
Joonmyeon- yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo
Kai- CUT THE GRAMPS
Joonmyeon- wth all i did was exchange greetings
Yixing- KAI, LANGUAGE! - o -
SeHun- that sounded like something kyungsoo would say to kai lol
Chanyeol- but soo's not here
Kai- NO ONE CAN REPLACE MY BABY O U O
Kris- geez kai calm yourself o w o
Chanyeol- ANYWHO
Kai- DID YOU TWO FRICKLE FRACKLE OR NOT
SeHun- wow much outspoken such speech
Kris- e u e
Chanyeol- SERIOUSLY DOE TELL US
Joonmyeon- um yeah we did
Yixing- I'm surprised Kris didn't rat us out on it e u e
Kris- yOU dOn't kNow hOw muCh i cRieD whEn thEy coNfrOnTed mE LaST nIGhT oMG
Kai- WHY
Kris- THEIR WAS SO SWEET AND FLUFFY I CRIED ;;
Chanyeol- OMG AND THEY'RE BOTH S TOO
SeHun- THAT SOUNDS SO ING SWEET I AM DONE
Joonmyeon- oh god you guys
Yixing- come on joonmyeon you gotta admit it was sweet of you to be like that with me >~<
Kai- OH GOD THE FLUFFINESS
Kai- YIXING WHAT DID HE DO TELL ME
Kris- THEIR WAS SO INNOCENT OMFG
SeHun- brb crying
Chanyeol- I'M ALREADY WITH YOU ON THAT ONE
Joonmyeon- jesus christ
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Tao sent you a message!
Tao- so hon what did we learn today?
Kris- that all our work has paid off
Tao- and?
Kris- that all the otps are now royal because they all did the frickle frackle
Tao- you know what this means?
Kris- WE CAN ON THE COUCH /O\
Tao- what no that means we can film exo
Kris- tao
Tao- after ing on the couch
Kris- /o\
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i am so done with myself i literally spent two anime episodes writing this and i am just done
('Kik'ing Off on Kik! EXO's Kik Accounts) IM SO SORRY I HAVENT UPDATED PLS FORGIVE ME SCHOOL IS WEIRD IM WEIRD IM SO SORRY BUT HERES A CHAPTER TO APPEASE U
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