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'Kik'ing Off on Kik!• EXO's Kik Accountsteam top vs. team bottom #ohnoes
The day in which goes down between the ukes and the semes a.k.a. "The War of The Whipped" (name; courtesy of LubeHan)
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You have invited LuHan, Yixing, Kyungsoo, XiuMin, and Baekhyun to chat!
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Tao- Are you all awake?
LuHan- No, not really :/
Yixing- Man, it's 6 am ; - ;
Baekhyun- wow you guys
Kyungsoo- me, baek, and min are all up at this time everyday wow
Yixing- but you guys can cook :/
XiuMin- ^You can, too??
Yixing- Oh
Yixing- Yeah
Baekhyun- smh
LuHan- man, how do you guys wake up like this everyday ugh
Kyungsoo- i set an alarm :3
XiuMin- baek and soo barge into my room to sing off-tune american pop or girl group songs until i wake up
Tao- Hey! I thought you only did that for me!!! :(
Baekhyun- wellllll, xiumin helps us cook breakfast for you monsters so...
Yixing- but still, the sun hasn't even risen yet omg
LuHan- i know urgh
Kyungsoo- my alarm is mr. simple idk about you baek
Baekhyun- mine is taetiseo's twinkle bruh
XiuMin- wow i can just feel the sweq man
Baekhyun- thanks(?)
LuHan- wow
Yixing- what a life you have
XiuMin- soo and baek sung a terrible version of Lorde's Royals this morning for me
Kyungsoo- you're welcome :3
Baekhyun- welcome ><
XiuMin- thank
Yixing- min sounds like he needs to sleep
XiuMin- **thanks(?)
LuHan- all i know is that for some reason today, i didn't get morning wood and i wonder why
Yixing- tMI(?)
Tao- ANYWAY
Tao- GOOD MORNING ES
Baekhyun- literally excuse you
Tao- WHO IS READY TO COMMENCE THE UKE UPRISING? 8DDDD
LuHan- MEEEEE
Baekhyun- MEEEEE
Yixing- MEEEEE
Kyungsoo- MEEEEE
XiuMin- MEEEEEE
Tao- We meet in the kitchen ;D
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Kris- RISE AND SHINE IT'SBRIGHT AND EARLY MEN
Kai- wtf it's 6 am
Jongdae- SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND~
SeHun- go home you're drunk
Joonmyeon- KRIS IT'S 6 AM SHUT UP AND LET ME GO BACK TO SLEEP
Chanyeol- :O Leader is mad
Jongdae- Excuse you, my bby is true duizhang #KimMinseok
Kris- WAKE THE UP MEN
SeHun- WHY AM I AWAKE
Chanyeol- I CAN'T OPEN MY EYES
Jongdae- WHY DID YOU SUMMON ME DAMMIT
Joonmyeon- THIS IS NOT THE WAY I WANTED TO WAKE UP KRIS
Kris- SHUT UP AND IT UP
Joonmyeon- Good morning to you too, damn...
SeHun- GOOD MORNING TO YOUUUU~
Kai- GOOD MORNING TO YOUUUUU~
Jongdae- WE'RE ALL IN OUR PLACES
Chanyeol- OUR SUN SHINING FACES~!!!!
Joonmyeon- ^That is why you do not wake these people up this early
Kris- , why are y'all singing Jimmy Neutron, damn
Kai- IT'S THE MORNING
Chanyeol- YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT IF YOU WAKE US UP LIKE THIS OKEI
Joonmyeon- WHAT THE HELL DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CARL WHEEZER OMFG
SeHun- I'M TIRED
Jongdae- i AM TOO
Kris- I HAVE WOKEN YOU ALL UP BRIGHT AND EARLY FOR A SPECIAL SOMETHING MEN
Joonmyeon- IT BETTER BE GOOD OTHERWISE I AM GOING INTO YOUR ROOM AND DUMPING A MCDONALDS HAPPY MEAL BOX ON YOUR HEAD
SeHun- ^
Kai- ^
Chanyeol- ^
Jongdae-^
Kris- WHO'S READY TO
Joonmyeon- oh god
Kris- START THE SEME SURGE?!?!?!?!?!?! 8D
Chanyeol- ...
Kai- ...
SeHun- ...
Jongdae- ...
Kris- What? They always wake up mad early to make us breakfast, so they're up now!
Chanyeol- -.-
Chanyeol- you, man.
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Kai- I'm going to sleep bye
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Jongdae- Urgh, I'm gonna need more time to recharge now...
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SeHun- IT I'M USING THE SLEEP BYE
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Joonmyeon- ...
Kris- :/
Joonmyeon- ...You do realize I'm actually doing it, right?
Kris- e u e
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Tao- Remember the plan, okay? And make sure to tell the others too.
Tao- The main objective is to make them whipped, so ask for things like to help out with chores or something.
Tao- If they refuse, unleash the power of the uke puppy eyes and begging, but only do it less than five times.
Tao- And then, ignore them for the rest of the day until they come crawling back and make a fit once they do, alright?
Tao- WHEN Y'ALL HAVE , I BETTER HEAR YOUR SEMES BEGGING FOR YOU
Yixing- Yes, master Panda, your orders will be followed
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Kris- Remember the plan! And remind the others as well!
Joonmyeon- wtf i ain't no messenger
Kris- excuse you
Joonmyeon- you are excused(?)
Kris- anywho remind the others about the plan
Kris- we're supposed to be in charge! if they ask, we refuse. if they talk, we take over and change the topic. arasso?
Joonmyeon- I ain't yo messenger ok bye~
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Kris- goddammit
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Kris- bruh
Kris- have you seen tao?
Joonmyeon- come to think of it
Joonmyeon- he's never come out of his room
Kris-dammit what is he doing
Joonmyeon- he just came to get lunch and then he went back omg
Kris- but that's what i did o u o
Joonmyeon- iF YOU CAME OUT OF YOUR ING ROOM, THEN YOU'D ING KNOW GODDAMN
Kris- excuse you i am working on big master plan over here
Joonmyeon- e u e
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Kai sent you a message!
Kai-
Kai- KRIS WHAT THE HELL DO I DO OMG
Kris- what the
Kai- kYUNGSOO'S GIVING ME THE COLD SHOULDER
Kris- haven't you experienced it??
Kai- NOT THE POINT
Kai- THE POINT IS THAT HE'S IGNORING ME EVEN THOUGH HE TALKS ABOUT ME AS IF I'M NOT THERE ; - ;
Kris- wth
Kai- i cANNOT
Kai- HE JUST TOLD YIXING THAT I HAVE A HUGE MOLE ON THE CROWN OF MY --
Kris- oh god
Kris- man just it up dammit
Kai- if i don't get after this operation, i'm going to give you accupuncture with sewing needles
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Kris- well damn o u o
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Tao- good job soo :3
Kyungsoo- thankssss~ >o< i try~
Tao- keep it up, and we'll be there in no time ;)
Tao- if you decide to start the last part of your mission, you know where to find me c:
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XiuMin sent you a message!
XiuMin- WILL YOU QUIT FEELING ME UNDER THE TABLE?!?! I'M TRYING TO EAT MY DAMN MAC & CHEESE HERE!!!
Jongdae- BABE WHY ARE YOU EATING MAC & CHEESE OMG YOU'RE TWENTY FOUR GDI
XiuMin- YOU ACT LIKE YOU WOULDN'T DO THE SAME THING
Jongdae- I'M EATING MANLY CHICKEN NUGGETS EXCUSE YOU
XiuMin- THOSE ARE THE CHICKEN NUGGETS FROM A WENDY'S KIDS MEAL JONGDAE YOU'RE PRACTICALLY TWO YOUNGER THAN ME
Jongdae- I'M FEELING YOU UP BC YOU LOOK UPSET AFTER I SAID NO TO WASHING THE DISHES WITH YOU??
XiuMin- eue
Jongdae- fyi i'm still not doing the dishes with you
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Jongdae- dAMMIT
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Tao- why the hell haven't you made any moves on your bf yet
Baekhyun- bc he hasn't come out all day????
Tao- oh
Tao- lemme help with that
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Kris- GET THE OUTTA YOUR ROOM
Kris- WHAT THE HELL WHY AREN'T YOU DOING YOUR MISSION
Chanyeol- i cAn'T dO THIS MAN
Kris- YES YOU CAN
Chanyeol- NO I CAN'T
Kris- LOOK DO YOU WANT NICE AFTER THIS??
Chanyeol- TBH I PREFER ROUGH--
Kris- WELL THEN GET OUTSIDE DAMN
Kris- fyi baekhyun is in the closet
Chanyeol- I THOUGHT WE ALL CAME OUT ALREADY NOT AGAIN
Kris- nOT LIKE THAT CHANYEOL GODDAMMIT
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Tao- diD YOU DO YOUR MISSIONS???
Yixing- did you see what min did to jongdae at the lunch table doe omg
Tao- WHAT'D HE DO OMG DID HE HIM UP 8D
Baekhyun- ^he poked jongdae's eyeballs with chicken nuggets and stuck french fries up his nostrils
LuHan- ^i took a picture
Tao- sEND IT TO ME PLZ
LuHan- tbh it still doesn't beat what i did to hunhun
Yixing- care to explain????
LuHan- i literally shoved a rubiks cube up his bc he wouldn't stop annoying me omg
Baekhyun- clothed?
LuHan- NO BC MORE PAIN >~<
Tao- pls tell me you took it out
LuHan- yeah i yanked down his pants and undies in one go and bam
LuHan- i just took it out he has imprints of the tiny squares lol
Baekhyun- ...
Yixing- ...
Tao- ...
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LuHan- it's his fault for not shutting up about justin bieber fyi
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Chanyeol- kRIS
Chanyeol- I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THIS MISSION ANYMORE
Chanyeol- I HAVE BEEN GRAVELY INJURED
Kris- what happened
Chanyeol- BAEK WAS IN THE CLOSET BC HE WAS REARRANGING RIGHT
Chanyeol- SO WHEN I TOLD HIM THAT I DIDN'T WANNA HELP I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI
Chanyeol- HE JUST ING THREW AN ENTIRE PACK OF WATER BOTTLES AND IT KNOCKED ME ONTO THE GROUND
Kris- oh gosh
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SeHun- KRIS
Jongdae- KRIS
Chanyeol- KRIS
Joonmyeon- hiiii >~<
SeHun- i gOT A RUBIKS CUBE SHOVED UP MY D:
Jongdae- MINNIE POKED MY EYES WITH CHICKEN NUGGETS AND STUCK FRIES UP MY NOSE
Chanyeol- I GOT ASSAULTED WITH A PACK OF WATER BOTTLES BY MY OWN BOYFRIEND
Joonmyeon- my god guys
Kris- ^DID YOU EVEN DO YOUR MISSION GDI
Joonmyeon- um yeah
Joonmyeon- xing told me to do all the chores with him and i said no
Joonmyeon- now he's just ignoring me
Kris- wow oOo
Jongdae- I STILL HAVE SALT IN MY NOSE AND CRUMBS IN MY EYES
SeHun- I HAVE SQUARE MARKS ON MY
Chanyeol- I HAVE A DISLOCATED SHOULDER
Joonmyeon- omg
Kris- whut
Joonmyeon- i ACCIDENTALLY BUMPED INTO XING AND HE JUST FLICKED ME WITH A TOWEL
Kris- .-.
Joonmyeon- I HAVE A BURN
Joonmyeon- WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE A HOT TOWEL?!?!?!?!
Kris- be patient my friends
Kris- once more and you will be rewarded
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Kyungsoo sent you a message!
Kyungsoo- ready when you are~ :3
Tao- my my, doing it at the dinner table is certainly public
Kyungsoo- ><
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Kyungsoo bit his lip, trying to channel his inner acting, as he stared at his dinner plate.
"Kai, will you please pass the salt?"
"No."
Time for the big show~
With a nod from Tao at the head of the table, Kyungsoo jumped from his seat and stared incredulously at his boyfriend with (fake) teary eyes. "WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?!"
Kai's face paled and his mouth opened and close like a gaping fish. "K-Kyunggie-"
Immediately, the others at the table turned into a ghetto audience, screaming mixtures of "OOOOOH KILL EM" and "OOOOOH 'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN".
The shortest member finally let a (fake) tear roll down his cheek.
"IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN CARE FOR ME ANYMORE!!"
Kyungsoo pushed himself away from the dinner table and ran into his room, Tao filming every single detail with his iPhone.
Kai soon followed, voice cracking as he cried desperately. "BABY COME BACK! YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON MEEEEEEE~!!!!"
Tao smirked as Kyungsoo sent him a wink on his way out.
One down, four more to go.
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You sent Kai a message!
Kris- MAN WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MISSION??
Kris- HELLO???
Kris-
Kris- YOU'RE PROBABLY ING HIM
Kris- DAMMIT
Kris- EW I CAN HEAR YOUR TY MOANS FOR KYUNGSOO YOU NASTEH
Kris- I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE SEME MAN
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You sent a message to SeHun!
Kris- MAN
Kris- YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED AS THE MAKNAE OF EXO
Kris- HOW THE HELL DID YOU LET LUBEHAN TOP FOR ONE NIGHT
SeHun- eh
SeHun- it was forced
SeHun- plus i didn't really enjoy it
SeHun- #whatevs
SeHun- he looked so cute trying niaw
Kris- GODDAMMIT
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You sent Tao a message!
XiuMin- may i start?
Tao- whenever c;
XiuMin- :3
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You sent Jongdae a message!
Kris- BRUH
Kris- WHY THE HELL ARE YOU LETTING YOUR BOYFRIEND TOP YOU
Jongdae- HE IS A POWER BOTTOM OKAY
Jongdae- WE BOTH TAKE PRIDE IN THAT FACT
Kris- TOO MUCH INFO MAN
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You sent Baekhyun a message!
Kris- man
Kris- what the hell did you do to your boyfriend
Baekhyun- tied him up and gave him a bacon strip (if you know what i mean) ;))))
Kris- O U O
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You sent Yixing a message!
Tao- XING IF YOU DON'T DO THIS RIGHT I SWEAR
Yixing- rawr ;)
Tao- tHAT'S THE SPIRIT !!! <3
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Kris- WTH JOONMYEON
Kris- I PLACED ALL OF MY TRUST IN YOU DAMMIT
Kris- YOU WERE LEADER
Kris- WHO THE HELL LETS THEIR UKE TAKE OVER IF THEY'RE LEADER????
Joonmyeon- ^you do too so stfu
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Tao- words cannot express how proud i am of you boys today omg
XiuMin- aw shucks
LuHan- ain't you nice :3
Kyungsoo- lol
Baekhyun- it was worth it
Yixing- teehee
Tao- brb gotta do something first
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Tao- I declare the ukes victorious over the semes in the War of the Whipped :3
LuHan- CREDITS TO ME FOR THE BATTLE NAME YOU ARE WELCOME
Joonmyeon- are you basically saying that in a battle against team top and team bottom, team bottom won?
Tao- Awww, Leader, you didn't have to put it in such a way :3
Tao- BUT YES UKES WILL ALWAYS BE VICTORIOUS MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kris- O W O
Baekhyun- DAMMIT KRIS STOP WITH THE RANDOM LETTER EMOJIS
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