XI.

'Kik'ing Off on Kik!• EXO's Kik Accounts

chipotle is life~  #yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

EXO wants to eat out.
 
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You sent Kris a message!

Tao- ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeee papiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Kris- tao are you drunk
Tao- no :(
Tao- but i do wanna eat out :(
Kris- whyyyy~?
Tao- i mean i sarang kyungsoo's cooking
Tao- but i miss the outside world
Kris- you sound like you stay indoors all the time
Tao- don't i, though?
Kris- eue
Tao- pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee kris
Kris- ugh fine


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Kris sent you a message!

Kris- oi joonjoon
Joonmyeon- can you please stop calling me that?
Joonmyeon- the only person that can give me valid nicknames is yixing eue
Kris- what do you want me to call you myeonmyeon?
Joonmyeon- i am so close to leaving this pointless conversation
Kris- NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Joonmyeon- what do you want then eue
Kris- can we eat out tonight?
Joonmyeon- why
Joonmyeon- DON'T ABUSE THE POWERS OF KIM JOONMONEY
Joonmyeon-
Joonmyeon- THAT WAS A TYPO
Kris- i dont think it was tbh


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Kris sent you a message!

Kris- yixing~
Yixing- what
Kris- can you convince your boyfriend to let us eat out? :/
Yixing- wait what why
Kris- because i said so?
Yixing- it's for taozi, isn't it?
Kris- ...
Yixing- mhm yeah you're totally whipped
Kris- like you're one to talk


Yixing left the conversation!

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Yixing sent you a message!

Yixing- babe
Joonmyeon- yeah, hun~?
Yixing- i wanna eat out
Joonmyeon- oh my god did kris get to you?
Yixing- can we please eat out~? :(
Joonmyeon- sure, i'll get my bike right now
Yixing- not us on a date, i meant, all of us
Joonmyeon- ALL TWELVE OF US?
Yixing- please~? :(
Joonmyeon- ...no
Yixing- ;;
Joonmyeon- no
Yixing- ; A ;
Joonmyeon-
Yixing- ; o ;
Joonmyeon- 
Yixing- ;-;
Joonmyeon-
Yixing-;U;U;U;U;U;U;U;U;U;U;U;U;U;U;U;U;U;U;U;U;U;U;U;U;U;U;U;U;U;U;U;U;U;U;U;U;U;U;
Joonmyeon- FINE


Yixing left your conversation!

Joonmyeon frowned and furrowed his eyebrows. "What a boyfriend I have." He sighed and sprawled himself across the bed.

Suddenly, a pair of lips smacked his.

Yixing smiled. "Yes, indeed."

With that, he pecked his boyfriend's lips again and sashayed out of the room.

Joonmyeon blinked.

"... What the just happened and why did I enjoy it?"

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You invited Kris, Tao, SeHun, LuHan, Chanyeol, Baekhyun, Yixing, Kai, Kyungsoo, XiuMin, and Jongdae to your group chat!

You are now talking with Kris, Tao, SeHun, LuHan, Chanyeol, Baekhyun, Yixing, Kai, Kyungsoo, XiuMin, and Jongdae!


Joonmyeon- guys let's eat out
Kris- you're paying
Joonmyeon- eue
Kris- :3
Tao- YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
Kyungsoo- ;-;
Kyungsoo- but what about my cooking
Baekhyun- soosoo, calm down
LuHan- we all love your cooking
Jongdae- but seriously when was the last time we went out
Chanyeol- i think what makes this special is that joonmyeon's paying
SeHun- i mean he's rich, but WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME HE PAID FOR US ;3;
Joonmyeon- guys
Yixing- hehe you're welcome guys~
XiuMin- oh my god can we eat baozis
Kris- no
Jongdae- DONT BE THAT MEAN TO BAOZI >:(
Kris- eue
Joonmyeon- um guys
Joonmyeon- dont get all crazy or anything
Joonmyeon- but where do you wanna go?
Kris- why did you say that oh my god
Kris- you do realize that all hell is gonna break loose now because of you right
LuHan- I LIKE CHINESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Yixing- TACO BELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Jongdae- ^YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
Chanyeol- NO LET'S GO TO POPEYES!
SeHun- ^NIGGA WHATCHU TALKING ABOUT?! KFC IS THE !
Kai- ^EXCUSE YOU, I THINK YOU ALL ARE FORGETTING ABOUT MCDONALDS
Kyungsoo- ^WENDY'S IS BETTER JONGIN
Kai- ^NO IT'S NOT
Kyungsoo- ^YES IT IS
Baekhyun- STARBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS
XiuMin- ^ that ain't a place to dinner
XiuMin- it's a cafe
Baekhyun- ^wtf is the difference?
XiuMin- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST ASKED ME THAT ; A ;
Jongdae- baekhyun now he's sobbing all over me
Baekhyun- #sorrynotsorry
Joonmyeon- oh my god what have i done
Kris- i told you
Tao- GAIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Tao- YOU'RE FORGETTING ABOUT THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE
Chanyeol- if you dare say in&out i will kill you
Tao- ...
Kai- MCDONALDS IS LIFE
Baekhyun- STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS
Jongdae- TACO BELL ES
Yixing- ^YAS
Joonmyeon- ...babe, do you really wanna eat at taco bell? .-.
Jongdae- oh yas
Joonmyeon- ^stfu
LuHan- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHINESE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Kris- ^luhan dammit you're chinese for 's sake calm yo
LuHan- CHINESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Kai- MICKEY DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Kyungsoo- GAWD Y'ALL NEED TO BE HEALTHIER! WENDY'S!
Baekhyun- STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS
Chanyeol- POPEYES!
SeHun- KFC!
Jongdae- NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Jongdae- TACO BELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Tao- GUYS YOU FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE
Joonmyeon- ^huang zitao if you dare say what i think you're going to say, i swear--
Tao- OMG HOW COULD Y'ALL FORGET ABOUT CHIPOTLE
LuHan- ...
SeHun- ...
Chanyeol- ....
Kai- ...
Kyungsoo- ...
Jongdae- ...
XiuMin- ...
Yixing- ...
Baekhyun- ...
Baekhyun- oH mY gOD
LuHan- HOW DID WE FORGET?!
Joonmyeon- zitao i will-
Kris- i tried to warn you
Kris- i tried, joonmyeon
Kai- YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
Jongdae- YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
Chanyeol- YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
Yixing- YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
Kyungsoo- o u o
Jongdae- lmfao xiumin just magically stopped crying at the mention of chipotle omg
Baekhyun- BUT STILL
Baekhyun- CHIPOTLE
LuHan- YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS BOO YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
Tao- Y'ALL ARE WELCOME :3
Joonmyeon- hoemygod
Kris- what did i tell you
Kris- you should've just chosen the place yourself
Joonmyeon- but then i wouldn't be a good leader :/
Kris- nigga how many times do i have to tell you
Kris- I AM THE DUIZHANG OF EXO
Joonmyeon- eue
Baekhyun- ALL THOSE IN FAVOR OF CHIPOTLE?
Kai- I
Kyungsoo- I
XiuMin- I
Jongdae- I
Yixing- I
LuHan- I
SeHun- I
Tao- I
Chanyeol- AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~
Kris- oh me
Tao- ^;)
Joonmyeon- screw you guys
Yixing- ^i would
Yixing- no but seriously chipotle
Joonmyeon- is that what you want, baby?
Kai- brb throwing up
Kyungsoo- KAI! E U E
SeHun- same bro same
Yixing- ^stfu
Yixing- ya c:
Joonmyeon- ...
Joonmyeon- ok
Baekhyun- YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
LuHan- YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
Jongdae- omg xiumin just started making out with me because of this thanks joonmyeon
Joonmyeon- TMI ; - ;
Tao- YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
Kai- teehee :3
Kyungsoo- :P
Chanyeol- >~<
SeHun- YEHET
Joonmyeon- fack you gaiz ; - ;
Kris- i feel you bro
Baekhyun- ^kkaebsong~
Baekhyun- remember joonmyeon
Baekhyun- chipotle is life~
Tao- ^yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

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thefrothycoffee
#1
Chapter 16: HOLY THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS IVE EVER READ I LAUGHED SO MUCH OHMYGOD
GalaxyBaoZi
#2
Chapter 15: Chapter 15 is life. xDDD
Yasss for the anime referencesss!
exozen
#3
Chapter 16: YAY kyungsoo we should watch black butler together and fangirl over Ciel or Sebastian!
oh and i think sehun will win for the battle of the iest
MyStarryNight
#4
Chapter 14: LOL Ukes won
jiosne #5
Chapter 15: I JUST REALISED SOMETHING.

I'VE BEEN READING KAI AS KRIS THIS WHOLE TIME UGH.
jiosne #6
Chapter 15: i feel like you writing this is for releasing out your craziness
because the way they speak REMINDS ME TOO MUCH OF YOU AND MY ENG IS FAILING ME AGAIN ok bai
DragonTopsThePanda
#7
Chapter 14: IM CDYUNG
"Tao- XING IF YOU DON'T DO THIS RIGHT I SWEAR
Yixing- rawr ;)
Tao- tHAT'S THE SPIRIT !!! <3"
WHY WAS THAT SO FUNNY
MyStarryNight
#8
Chapter 13: LOL The song refrences tho in this chapter got me LMAO!!! I love this XD
Exoticfan2244 #9
Chapter 14: Oh my god. I can't form coherency
lemonlovesfanfics #10
Chapter 14: The references.....I love every single one of them xD