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'Kik'ing Off on Kik!• EXO's Kik Accountsbecause cats and chipotle totally go together #shoveacactusupyouranusbuddy
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You sent Kyungsoo, XiuMin, SeHun, LuHan, Yixing, and Baekhyun a message!
Tao- houston
Tao- we have a problem
Tao- e u e
SeHun- Luluuuuuuuu~
LuHan- Huuuuuuuuuuuuunnie~
SeHun- >~<
LuHan- ;<3;
Kyungsoo- STOP WITH THE PDA GODDAMMIT!!!!!! /flips table
Baekhyun- YOU LIVE IN THE SAME DORM FOR 'S SAKE!!!
Yixing- Since we're back from eating out, don't you think it'd be best to in one of your rooms rather than publicly expressing your love??
LuHan- you know what?
Yixing- What?
LuHan- imma actually do that
SeHun- THANKS XING GE~ ~^O^~
Tao- LISTEN TO ME GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!
Tao- YOU'RE MY FELLOW UKES, REMEMBER?!?!
SeHun- ^then why am i here?
XiuMin- ^because you and luhan are both bottoms
SeHun- ^I TOP IN THE RELATIONSHIP DUDE
XiuMin- lies, you two totally just gossip like teenage girls at a sleepover while lying on the bed omg
XiuMin- i know it in my bones ><
Baekhyun- hoemygod that totally works
Kyungsoo- XD
Yixing- #trufactz
Tao- gUySsssssSsSsssSsSS
Tao- D':
Kyungsoo- oh noes
Baekhyun- tao is starting to get pissed
Tao- Damn right, I'm getting pissed e u e
SeHun- Fiiiiiine, LuHan can give me a . Just go~ eue
Tao- It's about Puss Puss...
Yixing- Tao, my pengyou (friend in Mandarin), accept the fact that your ocelot is in heat
Baekhyun- ^Yeah, it's probably been banged at least once.
Kyungsoo- ^I saw Puss Puss having a foursome on top of one of Joonmyeon's cars lol
XiuMin- ^All of them were guys :3
Tao- WHAT?!?!?!??!?!
LuHan- Well, isn't that interesting...?
SeHun- You killed the vibe, babe.
Kyungsoo- ^Just go back to seducing your boyfriend, hyung ._.
Tao- DAMMIT KYUNGSOO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO TELL ME THAT?!?!?!
Kyungsoo- er... sorry? o e o
Baekhyun- ^lol kkaebsong~
Kyungsoo- ^lol can you like SHUT THE UP
Yixing- ^WHAT THE HAPPENED TOYOU
XiuMin- WOW THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY O U O
SeHun- ^Bipolar Kyungsoo strikes again, apparently
Tao- gAiz
Tao- WHAT ABOUT ME?!?!
Tao- I CALLED YOU ALL HERE FOR A REASON DAMMIT
LuHan- Hurry the uo, boi. Me and SeHun are getting -blocked by your kik messages.
Baekhyun- ^*sehun and i
Kyungsoo- shut up baekhyun omfg
Yixing- wow bipolar much??
XiuMin- what the hell is going on??
Kyungsoo- ^yOu'rE meAn yIxiNg
Kyungsoo- D;
Baekhyun- woah what in the actual
Kyungsoo- yOu tWO, xIumIn
XiuMin- BRUH WHAT THE DID I DO?!?!?!?!!! O W O
LuHan- I give up bye~
SeHun- lol
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Tao- NUUUUU
Tao- DASI DORAWA
Tao- DORAWA, DORAWA
Baekhyun- for the terrible infinite reference, i am leaving as well
Yixing- ^i second
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Kyungsoo- OMG THAT WAS THE WORST THING I EVER READ PLS KILL YOURSELF
XiuMin- ?????????
Tao- ?????????
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You invited Kyungsoo, Baekhyun, Kai, Yixing, LuHan, SeHun, Chanyeol, Joonmyeon, Jongdae, Kris, and XiuMin to a group chat!
You are now chatting with Kyungsoo, Baekhyun, Kai, Yixing, LuHan, SeHun, Chanyeol, Joonmyeon, Jongdae, Kris, and XiuMin!
Tao- ALRIGHT
Tao- WHICH ONE OF YOU ERS DID IT?!?!?!
Kris- babe calm down .-.
Joonmyeon- ...Uh... Care to elaborate?
Tao- SOMEONE FED PUSS PUSS SOME CHIPOTLE LEFTOVERS
Jongdae- ^that's not something you hear everyday XD
Tao- AND NOW HE'S ING KNOCKED OUT!
LuHan- ^as in dead or just sleeping?
Tao- WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK I MEAN?!?!
Yixing- ^wow you sound like a bipolar kyungsoo
Kyungsoo- ^;-;
Kyungsoo- i hATe yOu, yIXiNg!!!!!!
Kai- YIXING!
Kai- GREAT GOING, ARSEHOLe
Kai- NOW MY BOYFRIEND'S UPSET
Yixing- but he is bipolar
SeHun- ^lol so is luhan
LuHan- ^ you eue
SeHun- ^see what i mean?
XiuMin- GUYS COME ON TAO'S REALLY CRYING OVER PUSS PUSS
Tao- wHat iF hE dIeS?!?!?!!?!?!
Baekhyun- ing jesus tao
Baekhyun- a cat can't die from that
Baekhyun- it'schipotle
LuHan- ^tbh chipotle is life
Kyungsoo- YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
Yixing- YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
Jongdae- but taco bell ;(
Kris- they're both mexican restaurants, jesus christ
Kai- I have a feeling that although being Mexican, they're more popular in the US
SeHun- ^ lol truth
LuHan- #trufactz
Tao- DAMMIT GUYS IM SO SERIOUS
Tao- WHICH ONE OF YOU DID UT???
Tao- #byunbaekhyun #luhan #ohsehun #kimjongin #dokyungsoo #parkchanyeol #wufan
Kris- WTF
Kris- I'M YOUR BOYFRIEND DIMWIT WHY WOULD I DO THAT
Jongdae- tbh...
Tao- /glares at #kimjongdae
Jongdae- despite the fact that this looks like something i would do
Jongdae- i didn't do that
Tao- /narrows eyes
Jongdae- Hey, I was playing an intense round of Mario Kart with Minnie as soon as we got home soooooooooooooooo
Tao- Ge, is it true? :/
XiuMin- Mhmmmmm~ And I beat that bastard >8)
Jongdae- ^YOU. ME. MY ROOM. NOW.
XiuMin and Jongdae have left the conversation!
Yixing- Wait, was that a invite?
Joonmyeon- ...Yixing...
Yixing- I'm just asking, babe .-.
Tao- It better not be, I'm a room away from them.
Tao- Oh no they're not
Kai- Then, what are they doing?
Tao- Playing intense Mario Kart :3
Kyungsoo- No, they're not
Tao- ??
Kai- he just walked into their room to see if he could play and he saw jongdae with a wii remote on his and min on the bed
Tao- for real?
Kyungsoo- Did you not hear MinMin shriek "OPPA KIMOCHIIIIIIII" right now?
Tao- Noooo??
Joonmyeon- children ;-;
Kris- I am true duizhang
Kris- go away suho
Joonmyeon- hellla r00d
Tao- Nevermind.
Tao- I just heard XiuMin screech "KIM JONGDAE IF YOU THINK THAT WII REMOTE IS GOING UP MY , YOU ARE DEAD- mmdkdlfekdnlwjdnskrkwndkelek"
SeHun- ^I never knew they were that o u o
Tao- WAIT WHAT ABOUT PUSS PUSS
LuHan- hunnie and i ed as soon as we got home soooooo
SeHun- How about we do it again? >;)
Joonmyeon- CHILDREN
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Yixing- sugoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Joonmyeon- Babe, are you okay?
Yixing- How about you come over and see for yourself? c;
Joonmyeon- ...Fine
Yixing- fyi taozi me and susu were playing monopoly when we got home soooooooooooo
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Tao- oh my ing god
Kris- babe you should already know that i didnt so imma go groom ace now okei
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Tao- NUUUUUUUUU
Tao- BABY COME BACK
Tao- YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Kai- ew is that what you sing when kris goes away to clean himself up after ?
Tao- ^yeah, actually
Kai- Gross
Kyungsoo- Kaiiiiii~
Kai- Mmmm?
Tao- oh dear lord
Kyungsoo- Nice legs
Kyungsoo- What time do they open?
Kai- o//o
Kyungsoo- ;)
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Baekhyun- wow kyungsoo really lives up to be kyungsoo
Tao- It's just the two of us now...
Chanyeol- HAI GUYS >~<
Tao- ...Where the were you when I was worrying about Puss Puss?
Chanyeol- ...ehehehehehe
Baekhyun- oh my god yeol you did not--
Chanyeol- it was an accident...? ^^
Tao- I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE
Baekhyun- NUUUUU
Baekhyun- THAT'S ALL HE HAS!!!!!!!!!
Chanyeol- BAEK I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY BOYFRIEND ;;
Chanyeol- AND I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I GOT INTO SM BECAUSE OF MY MODELLING SKILLS OKEI
Tao- I'LL PUNCH YOUR NUTS THEN
Chanyeol- MY IS PRECIOUS OKEI
Baekhyun- precious
Baekhyun- omg it rhymes XDDDD
Chanyeol- BAEK NOT HELPING
Baekhyun- YOU FED THE ING FAMILY CAT CHIPOTLE
Chanyeol- I DIDNT KNOW HE'D CRASH??!???????????
Tao- Fine, Chanyeol.
Chanyeol- o u o
Tao- I won't punch your balls
Baekhyun- ^ YOU BETTER DO IT CHANYEOL MAY BE BOYFRIEND BUT THAT IS ANIMAL ABUSE
Chanyeol- Dx
Tao- So, I'm not gonna punch your nuts
Chanyeol- Wait, really?
Tao- Nope c:
Tao- Since I have more leg strength...
Baekhyun- TAO GO
Tao- I'M GONNA KICK THEM INSTEAD
Chanyeol- NO PLS
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Baekhyun- :')
Baekhyun- I'm so proud of my little Taozi <3
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