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'Kik'ing Off on Kik!• EXO's Kik Accountswhen Cupid strikes you in the with an arrow heart V/? #udunwannakno
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You sent Kai and SeHun a message!
Tao- hey es
Kai- tao
SeHun- we're in school
Kai- plz piss off
Tao- --
Tao- y'all are at lunch
Kai-
SeHun- so?
Kai- it's still at school
Tao- didn't they just call your names to report to the auditorium
Kai- how the would you know
Tao- kekekekekekeke
SeHun- god, why the auditorium out of all places?
Tao- ><
You have left the conversation!
Kai- alright what'd that little plan this time
SeHun- why are we kiking each other
SeHun- we're only two inches apart dude
Kai- --;
****
You sent Kyungsoo and LuHan a message!
Tao- ARE Y'ALL READY OR WHAT
Kyungsoo- >//<
LuHan- god why am i doing this
Tao- bc you want sehun's
Kyungsoo- ha
Tao- i don't know why you're happy kyungsoo
Tao- i can tell that you want kai's too
Kyungsoo- SHUT UP TAO OTHERWISE ME AND LUHAN WILL NOT DO THIS
LuHan- *luhan and i
Tao- •~•
****
Kai kicked the door open. "HELLOOOOOOOOOOO~?!"
SeHun slammed the door shut behind him. "Why are we here?"
Little did they know that in the dark, Kyungsoo and LuHan were scrambling to get everything ready.
"Hurry up, LuHan!" Kyungsoo hissed, finger poised to press the play button on his iPod.
LuHan groaned once more before getting the curtains fully opened on stage and running to his spot next to Kyungsoo.
LuHan turned to him and whispered. "But what about the lights?"
Kyungsoo smirked. "I got it, just fix yourself."
LuHan gulped. "I'm scared."
The redhead grabbed the blond's hand. "We shall suffer through hell together."
The blond scoffed. "God, when'd you, Do Kyungsoo, become this different person?"
"Don't act like you don't/didn't change because of SeHun."
LuHan pouted, while the other sent him a supportive smile.
Kyungsoo snapped his fingers, and the lights in the auditorium .
He hastily pressed play and threw the iPod away to his right.
"Uh huh~"
Kyungsoo turned around, facing Kai in the front seat.
He bent down. "Listen boy~"
Kai blinked. "What."
Kyungsoo spun around on his heel before winking. "My first love story~"
"Ooh woah oh ooh woah oh yeah~"
While Kyungsoo did the moves in the background, LuHan stepped forward and sang along. "My angel~ And my boy~"
Once SeHun made eye contact with him, he winked, mimicking Kyungsoo. "My sunshine~"
He stepped back in line behind Kyungsoo to bounce three times accordingly. "Uh uh uh~ Let's go~!"
****
Although Kyungsoo and LuHan were truly giving their all into this performance, Kai and SeHun could only think about how they crossdressed.
Kai his lips absentmindedly as he scanned Kyungsoo's body.
Not only was Kyungsoo wearing a wavy red wig that matched him well, but he was wearing a simple light gray sweater with a neon green skinnies that had suspenders and a pair of matching nerdy glasses.
SeHun, on the other hand, was in a complete daze.
The way LuHan's wavy wig that complemented his original blond locks just seemed to move accordingly with the choreography. And not only that, but he was also wearing a light shredded white crop top with a pair of red skinnies that matched his cat-ear headband.
And the fact that both of them had shimmery eye makeup on with the addition of matching spiked sneakers just made everything better.
Thank the Lord that someone was actually in there recording this.
****
While Kyungsoo started singing the high notes as LuHan sang along to the chorus, the blond decided to make sure that his lily didn't fall out.
Once he noticed what LuHan was doing, Kyungsoo continued to sing while probing his back for the purple honeysuckle he was gonna give Kai.
"Oh yeah yeah yeah~"
Enormous amounts of whooping and clapping erupted from the two males in the front.
LuHan and Kyungsoo cleared their throats and grabbed the mic.
Kyungsoo laughed. "So, if you can't tell yet, happy Valentine's Day!"
LuHan blushed. "And if it's not embarassing enough, we're not done yet."
Kyungsoo giggled. "So, turn around, please."
In a daze, the two obliged.
LuHan and Kyungsoo pulled their flowers from their backs. Before they did the deciding moment of their lives, they shared a hopeful silence.
Then, in their own styles, they jumped onto their crush's backs.
Kyungsoo, being the one that tended to be riskier around Kai, started off slowly but jumped onto Kai's back surely and strongly.
LuHan, being the one who tended to become an awkward mess of things around SeHun, did it slowly and ended up stepping onto his back.
Once SeHun and Kai understood that they were supposed to piggy-back them, Kyungsoo and LuHan started to lean in towards their crushes.
Kyungsoo looked up unsurely at Kai's closed eyes but he tilted his head and pressed their lips together in a chaste kiss.
LuHan, on the other hand, became a shy mess of things, but SeHun had no problem smirking and connecting their lips.
After kissing tenderly (HunHan)/kissing eagerly (KaiSoo) for five minutes, the two crossdressed males held out their flowers and smiled, pressing their foreheads together simultaneously (they practiced on Tao and Kris because Baekhyun, Tao, and Kris forced them too).
"And if you can't tell at this point, nado saranghae."
They brandished the flowers from their backs with cheeky smiles.
Kai smirked and took it from Kyungsoo. "Thanks, babe."
SeHun grinned from ear to ear before embracing LuHan. "Komawo, Lulu."
Kyungsoo and LuHan wiggled their way out of their boyfriends' grasps before standing in front of them to use their tippy toes to peck their lips.
"AND CUT!" A deep yet extremely recognizable voice yelled.
From the second row, Kris bolted up with a squeal.
"GOD, THAT WAS SO CUTE !"
Kyungsoo and LuHan blushed, Kyungsoo digging his shoe into the ground and LuHan burying his head into his hands. "SHUT UP, KRIS!"
Kai and SeHun frowned. "GTFO!"
Kris stuck out his tongue and ran away, camcorder and tripod in his right hand. "KKAEBSONG~"
****
Kris sent you a message!
Kris- alright babe
Kris- i'm on my way back to the dorm
Tao- did you film everything?
Kris- i'm watching the video right now
Tao- good kaisoo and hunhan is confirmed, right? >:)
Kris- indeed
Tao- 2/5 done >:)
Kris- but now that i think about it
Kris- baekhyun should dance snsd for chanyeol
Tao- oh don't worry
Tao- he's doing i got a boy
Kris- WTF WHAT ABOUT CHANYEOL DX
Tao- babe
Tao- calm down
Tao- i told yeol to wait and look purdy bc baekhyun was gonna do something
Kris-...and where is this taking place?
Tao- oh, you know
Tao- that park that's on the next block
Kris- >:)
Kris- what about sulay and xiuchen
Tao- god, joonmyeon and umin are so hard to work with
Tao- joonmyeon agreed to confess at noraebang
Tao- while xiuchen
Tao- well
Kris- DO THEY NOT HAVE A PLAN?!
Tao- ...
Tao- let me make final adjustments with chenchen for a second please
Kris- >:(
****
You sent Jongdae a message!
Tao- listen u lil
Tao- you are gonna confess according to plan
Jongdae- :(
Jongdae- BUT YOU WANT ME TO MAKE HIM CHOCOLATE!
Tao- hey
Tao- you're lucky i'm not asking you to dance or sing
Tao- and seriously i think your otp and sulay have the least crazy plan
Jongdae- Can I play a game with him through sticky notes and have him find me with chocolates please
Jongdae- HE LOVES ME AS A TROLL LET ME BE THAT TROLL FOR HIM TODAY PLZ TAO
Tao- ...i need to discuss this with krissy first
Jongdae- ;;
****
You sent Kris a message!
Tao- aight so the plan that we thought of
Tao- is that
Tao- jongdae plays a game with umin through sticky notes which eventually leads him to jongdae carrying chocolates and yeah
Kris- hm
Kris- let me speak with him
Tao- you know what
Tao- screw this
Tao- i'm adding him to this conversation
You, Jongdae, and Kris are now in this conversation!
Jongdae- hey krissy sissy
Kris- seriously doe
Kris- i mean i approve of your plan and all
Jongdae- YES!
Kris- but where are you gonna lead him to?
Jongdae- oh you know
Jongdae- that park
Tao- YOU CANT
Jongdae- wat why not ;;;;;;;;;;
Tao- BC BAEKYEOL IS HAPPENING THERE
Jongdae- COME ON
Jongdae- WE SHARED SEVERAL MEMORIES THERE
Jongdae- WHY CAN'T BAEKYEOL JUST DO IT IN THE HOUSE
Tao- actually
Tao- now that i think about it
Tao- do you wanna do your plan in the house and then see baekyeol happen?
Tao- plus our dorm is really special too :P
Kris- i'll let you film everything c;
Jongdae- don't need to ask me twice *U*
Tao- k now jongdae gtfo and work on your sticky notes
Kris- let us see everything before you initiate your plan
Jongdae- k
Jongdae has left the conversation!
Kris- now
Kris- which otp goes first
Tao- ;;
Tao- should sulay go first?
Kris- sure why not
Kris- want me to film them?
Tao- sure bby
Kris- k wanna have a pep talk with xing and i'll take joonmyeon?
Tao- oh yes plz
****
You sent Yixing a message!
Tao- hey xingie
Yixing- ye?
Tao- can you tell joonie to come to krissy's room?
Yixing- he's already there
Tao- k now just come to my room please x3
****
Tao looked into Yixing's eyes and placed a hand on top of the brunet's. "I'm just saying, Yixing, be prepared if Joonmyeon confesses."
Yixing blinked rapidly and gulped. "What do I say? What do I even do? I bet he doesn't even like me."
Tao's heart cracked when he heard the Chinese's defeated tone.
"That's why I'm proposing for you to sing XOXO."
Tao looked back into Yixing's eyes. "You think you can do it, Xingie?"
He nodded. "But what if he doesn't confess?"
Tao smiled. "Oh, don't worry, he will."
****
"NOW REPEAT AFTER ME, JOONMYEON!" Kris bellowed. "I AM A MAN!"
Joonmyeon rolled his eyes. "What was the plan again?"
Kris smiled wickedly. "Noraebang."
Joonmyeon furrowed his eyebrows in confusion. "What exactly do I do...?"
The blond rolled his eyes. "Look, I bet Yixing has been told by Tao to sing XOXO. And then, after that, you're gonna say 'I love you, too' and y'all are gonna be cute kissing and !"
Joonmyeon blew his bangs. "...Really?"
"Yes, really."
"Can't I just make him chocolates?"
Kris waved a hand. "Too mainstream. No one likes mainstream anymore."
****
"Wait, are you really taking me to Noraebang?" Yixing asked, leaning on Joonmyeon's shoulder.
"Ah, yeah..."
The Chinese looked away. "Oh."
Joonmyeon shook his hands. "Ahahahha nonono~ It's not just any Noraebang, XingXing."
Yixing rolled his eyes. "Stop calling me that, Joonmyeon, it's pretty embarassing."
The driver cleared his throat. "Well, I think it's cute."
The two idols looked at their driver.
"What? Pay no attention to me!"
The two blinked in awkwardness.
"Fine~ I'll shut up now." He grumbled.
****
After about an hour and a half of regular karaoke between Yixing and Joonmyeon, Kris was relieved that he could start filming something good from behind the cramped space of the couch when Yixing looked like he was fulfilling Tao's plan.
"Hey, Joonie~" Yixing giggled.
"What?"
"My song's gonna be a surprise~! So, close your eyes~!"
Kris winced at how drunk Yixing sounded, even though they were only drinking Coke.
"Alright~"
Yixing bit his lip before smiling and singing along.
"XOXO! XOXO! XOXO~ Yeah~"
He glanced at Joonmyeon who sat there with a dumb grin on his face.
"Salmyeoshi ibmatchun X neun Kiss~"
Joonmyeon bit his lip. "Goddammit, why is he so cute?"
Kris sighed as he held the camera in a steady position and muttered, "This is one of those times when I wanna be able to be as adorable as Yixing, I swear."
Yixing was now standing in front of Joonmyeon, mic still in his hand. "Baby XO, XO ohhhhhhh~"
He took a daring step. "Yeeeaaaah, baby ohhhhhhhhh~"
Kris grinned. "You go, Yixing!"
Joonmyeon gulped as the subject of his affections continued singing.
"XO, XO, XO ohhhhhhh~"
That was when Yixing looked at Joonmyeon, straight into his eyes.
"Durisol~ Yeaaaaaaaaaah~"
And just to make sure things ended on a good note, Yixing leaned forward to peck his cheek.
"Happy Valentine's Day, Joonmyeon."
Joonmyeon let out a cheeky smile before pressing their lips together in a sweet kiss, causing Yixing's knees to fail underneath him. And because of that, Yixing held onto Joonmyeon, but in the end, they still ended up falling.
Kris had his entire fist in his mouth to keep himself from squealing.
Joonmyeon and Yixing looked at each other before bursting out into complete laughter.
Joonmyeon dove down for a light-hearted peck.
"And Happy Valentine's Day to you too, Yixing. Nado saranghae."
****
Kris shot up from his hiding place. "SULAY IS A SHIP THAT SAILS!"
Yixing blushed while Joonmyeon groaned. "GODDAMMIT, KRIS!"
Kris thumped his chest proudly. "I swear, you will be the fluffiest couple of the entire dorm, oh my god."
Joonmyeon looked at Yixing when Kris ran out of the room. "Was that supposed to be an insult or a compliment?"
Yixing shrugged before leaning on his shoulder. "Probably both."
****
You sent Tao a message!
Kris- XiuChen?
Tao- you already know it doe >;)
****
XiuMin eventually woke himself up from his afternoon nap, but he did not expect to hear a crinkle of post-its.
He grabbed the first one off his forehead and furrowed his eyebrows when he realized that it was written backwards.
He frowned as he went to the mirror and saw the first one on his forehead.
'hey~ did i wake you up? kekekekeke
anywho get ready and change into that outfit.
yea, the one that's hanging on your door~'
XiuMin turned around- only to be met with an extremely glamorous outfit consisting of a shredded black crop top, a denim jacket, a pink and blue snapback, lavender skinnies, and who could forget- a brown, curly wig that probably reached the small of his back.
"He wants me to wear THIS ?!"
The oldest frowned when he read the second note.
'no, not the one with the wig! that's baekhyun's sorry. the one behind it: navy blue button-down, varsity vest, beanie, glasses, and skinnies.
oh! and don't forget those white converse that i bought you! ^^'
XiuMin scoffed. "What if I don't want to?"
He was about to rip the second post-it, there was a message on the back.
'you better wear this, otherwise, no more of baek's skittle cookies~'
XiuMin groaned, nonetheless blushing as he changed into the designated clothing. "God, he's such a troll."
****
XiuMin started to grow irritated in no time, and when he reached his boiling point after being the victim of several 'you're getting closer... closer... closer... closer... a step away... jk you're not gonna find me's.
He was about to punch the wall when he saw the blue post-it notes, which were a different color than the other yellow ones he wanted to throw away so badly.
'i know you're probly gonna punch this wall, but i'm stopping with the jokes for you, ok?
just go down the hall, to the left, make a right, and i'm the last door on the right x3'
XiuMin sighed. "God, he really is a troll."
****
Once XiuMin opened the door to Jongdae's room, he was smacked with a sticky note to the forehead.
He frowned as he struggled to read it.
'before you come in, tell me what day it is~ ^^'
XiuMin blushed and looked at Jongdae, biting his lip. "Do I really have to?"
Jongdae, all dressed in a dark gray Metallica T-Shirt, red skinnies, a khaki shredded vest, a pair of black Converse, and a pair of thick black glasses that gave XiuMin a completely different vibe, shook his head hastily and frowned.
XiuMin pouted. "Come on, Jongdae~"
The addressed male shook his head.
The older sighed. "February 14th."
Jongdae shook his head and his frown deepended even more.
XiuMin jutted his bottom lip out. "Do I?"
Jongdae sighed and slapped on another sticky note.
'you're not getting my gift for you unless you say it.'
"...Is the gift food?"
No response.
XiuMin smiled, eyes crinkling happily. "Happy Valentine's Day, Jongdae~"
Jongdae nodded. "There you go~!"
XiuMin frowned. "You do realize you could've made things easier if you just told me to come to your room, right?"
The taller rolled his eyes. "There's no fun in that, though~!"
XiuMin rolled his eyes. "Why are we dressed like this, anyway?"
Jongdae scratched the back of his head nervously. "Um, I tried my best to recreate the moment we first met-"
"At that poprock concert." XiuMin finished, smiling broadly.
The younger frowned. "You didn't have the exact same clothes, but I tried?"
XiuMin grinned, and while he was blushing, he stood on his tip-toes to peck his cheek.
"Thank you anyways, Jongdae."
He frowned. "I'm sorry I couldn't, uh, 'book' the park for us..."
XiuMin rolled his eyes. "Thank you anyway~"
He smirked. "But I'm not done~!"
The hipster-looking male suddenly pulled XiuMin to him, causing his cheeks to burn instantly- and they weren't even kissing yet.
Jongdae smirked as he tilted his head and pressed his lips tenderly against the other's, relishing the way XiuMin reacted by tightening his arms around his neck and the way XiuMin responded so openly to the kiss, as if he wanted his entire life for this moment.
After initimately kissing for five minutes, the brunet brandished an average-sized box of pink-and-purple stripes from his back.
XiuMin smiled eagerly as he slowly opened the box in Jongdae's grasp, immediately changing his smile into a look of love. "Ohhhhh~ Jongdae! You didn't have to!"
Jongdae smiled and held up the box without the cover on. "Happy Valentine's Day, Minnie~"
XiuMin, once again, threw his arms around the other and kissed him.
Kris, yet again, stood up from his position. "I have to say, Jongdae, I am extremely impressed! Way to be romantic, eh?"
XiuMin parted the kiss to stare incredulously at the -blocking blond.
Kris, yet again caught up in his feels, thumped his chest with his fist. "God, that was practically more endearing than anything I have ever seen! BRAVO!"
Jongdae batted his eyes, XiuMin still in his embrace.
Kris frowned and set the camera, connected to the tripod, on the table. "Geez, I get it! I'm leaving now to be with my boyfriend!"
He rolled his eyes. "And Jongdae, if you don't do good camerawork, I swear to God's right hand that I will behead you."
Jongdae waved a hand. "Yeah, yeah, whatever, kkaebsong."
Kris slammed the door.
The brunet extended a hand for his boyfriend to take. "Well, my darling? BaekYeol awaits!"
XiuMin rolled his eyes before taking his hand and leaning on his shoulder. "God, you seriously are something."
****
Baekhyun groaned when he saw XiuMin and Jongdae approach him on the stage arm in arm.
"I would tell you congratulations on finally getting together, but I'm still on the same boat and I am seriously stressed out." The petite male pouted.
XiuMin laughed, causing Jongdae to crack a smile. "Don't worry, if Jongdae s up, I'll be sure to kick his ."
Jongdae nodded. "And if Chanyeol s up, I'll be sure to kick his ."
The shorter of the couple extended an arm full of clothes fit for a woman towards the petite male in front. "Ah! Here's your costume!"
Baekhyun sighed in relief. "Sometimes, I'm so lucky to have you and XiuMin with me."
Jongdae frowned. "You should be even lucky that I allow you to sit with us."
The blond rolled his eyes. "What time is Yeol supposed to come?"
At the mention of him, Baekhyun grew flustered and started digging his shoe into the stage. "Ah, uh, um, urgh, around, uh, half an hour from now?"
Jongdae smirked. "You should go change, I'll even let Minnie help you get ready."
The oldest sighed while playfully rolling his eyes. "Arasso~"
"Yah, then what are you doing?"
The main vocal of their band took out the camera. "I'm gonna find a good spot to film and set up."
Baekhyun nodded. "Ah~ Yeah, Kris said you were covering for him because he wanted to spend time with Tao."
XiuMin quickly pressed his lips against Jongdae's in a goodbye peck before dragging Baekhyun by the wrist to other side of the stage.
"Hey, Baekhyun!" The other called out. "I'm better than Kris, right?"
"Why would I admit that?"
****
Baekhyun blew his bangs. "Do you honestly think I look okay, Minseok?"
The addressed male nodded eagerly. "More than okay! You look y and cute, Baekhyun-ah!"
The blond smiled and forced the crossdressed male to sit down in the high chair across from the mirror. "Now, time for makeup~"
Baekhyun held up a hand. "I already did make-up, Minseok. I think I'm fine-"
XiuMin, with brush and palette in hand, placed his free hand on his hip. "Honey, you're gonna need more than just basic foundation and blush. At least let me do eye-shadow."
The blond shook his head. "Wow, I sounded as gay as Tao."
Upon hearing this comment, the two burst out laughing.
"Alright, Baekhyun, what color do you want?"
Baekhyun opened his mouth.
XiuMin frowned, opening the palette. "And if you dare say pink, I will slaughter you."
The crossdressed male pouted and crossed his arms. "Fine then. Lavender?"
The blond nodded. "Fabulous choice, my young one."
****
XiuMin snapped his fingers. "Alright, Baekhyun! Show me what you got!" He turned to Jongdae, who had his left arm wrapped around his waist as the other fixed the camera. "Jongdae, you can use this rehearsal to figure out how the video can come out daebak, okay?"
Jongdae pressed his lips to the blond's cheek. "Arasso~"
"AND ONE, TWO, THREE!" XiuMin kissed Jongdae quickly before running up to the stage and taking place next to Baekhyun.
"AYO GG!"
" Ha ha ha ha! Hey let me introduce myself! Here comes trouble! Ttara hae~!"
"Oh~ Eh oh eh oh~ Eh oh woah oh eh oh~"
"I got a boy, meotjin!" XiuMin and Baekhyun ended the dance, arms crossed in a way that made them look tall (even though they were short).
While the two caught their breath, Jongdae kept hooting from the audience. "YEAAAAAAH! THAT'S MY XIUBAEK! YEAAAAAAAAH! GOD, I COULD'VE AND SHOULD'VE ED TO THAT! YEAAAAAAH, BABYYYYYYYYYY!"
XiuMin blushed. "SHUT UP, JONGDAE!"
Baekhyun turned to the blond. "You're not bad, XiuMin. Wanna be my background vocals and dancer?"
XiuMin furrowed his eyebrows. "Doesn't that mean I need a wig too?" He looked down at himself and pulled his shirt. "I kinda look like Seohyun in the music video, now that I think about it."
"Oh, don't worry, XiuMin, I got you covered."
****
Kris sent you a message!
Kris- ayo ayo
Jongdae- if you expect me to respond like chanyeol you're so wrong
Kris- i was just wondering how things were going boi geez
Kris- btw i forgot to say congrats on xiuchen c;
Jongdae- oh valentine's day isn't over yet :)
Jongdae- cuz minnie's helping out baek for yeollie
Kris- wait what?
Jongdae- yea
Jongdae- xiumin's putting on a wig, singing, and dancing to snsd's i got a boy with baekhyun while i film it in all its y glory
Kris- ....
Kris- you, sir, are one hell of a lucky guy
Kris- and you better get it on ing tape, i swear
****
You sent Chanyeol a message!
Kris- ayo
Chanyeol- I AIN'T GONNA DO IT
Kris- AT LEAST DO IT FOR THE VINE YOU INGRATE
Chanyeol- --
Kris- i just wanted to talk to you for a minute in my room jesus
Chanyeol- im scared
Kris- why?
Chanyeol- There's a legit chance that you and Tao are doing the frickle frackle right now
Chanyeol- or at least y'all were
Chanyeol- im not taking those kinds of chances
Kris- oh my ing god yeol
Kris- WE ARE DOING THAT TONIGHT SHUT UP
Kris- DON'T TELL TAO PLZ
Chanyeol- ew
Chanyeol- tmi srsly
Kris- no but really let's talk
Chanyeol- we already are .+.
Kris- so like
Kris- do you wanna top or bottom in this relationship?
Chanyeol- me? bottoming under byun baekhyun? oh my god you're kidding
Chanyeol- i don't have any other choice but to top
Kris- now that, mi amigo, are the true wise words of a seme
Chanyeol has left the conversation!
****
"JONGDAE!" Baekhyun shrieked.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT, BAEKHYUN?! YOU'RE NOT MY BOYFRIEND! WHY ARE YOU SUMMONING ME?!"
The crossdressed male held out a palette towards the taller. "Your boyfriend sent me outside to know which color he should use for his eye-shadow."
Jongdae snickered. "I can see that lavender's definitely not an option."
"Just hurry up and choose a color already, goddammit!" Baekhyun snapped, blowing his bangs.
"Fine, fine, sheesh." The brunet pointed at a pale, shimmery blue and a pale, shimmery pink. "Tell him that these two would suit him the most. If all goes wrong, use gold and black."
Baekhyun nodded sternly, spun on his heel (well, he was in sneaker wedges), and walked- more like strutted- his way back to XiuMin.
"He said the pale, shimmery blue or the pale, shimmery pink." Baekhyun said as he placed the palette in XiuMin's hands and stood next to the older.
XiuMin hummed. "Blue it is, then~"
Baekhyun giggled. "God, you look sooooooooo much better like this. You sure you're not a girl?"
"You're lucky that I'm usually too nice to 'joke' about how your guyliner makes you look like the twin of a member in A-Pink."
"Sohee." Baekhyun countered as XiuMin started working on his left eye.
XiuMin glared at him. "I can't even deny it because I know it's true."
Baekhyun in his cheeks. "God, having long hair is such a struggle! How do girls do it?"
The blond paused applying eye-shadow to his right eye to shrug. "But, yo, this hair is soft and so much fun to play with!"
The other crossed his arms. "But long hair is making my head feel like it's being ducked into a volcano."
XiuMin, hastily finishing his make-up, stared incredulously at him. "What the hell does that even mean?"
"Don't forget the eyeliner!"
XiuMin glared at him. ", I'm the only member in EXO that doesn't have double eyelids."
Baekhyun stared pointedly at him.
"Honey, it's either you apply the eyeliner or I will." The sone pointed out, rolling his eyes.
The older threw the eyeliner pen at the petite male and turned towards them. "Go crazy, I don't care."
Baekhyun squealed. "GOD, XIUMIN, YOU'RE SO PERFECT !"
"I CAN'T EVEN SEE HOW I LOOK!"
"NO WORRIES! MY EYELINER TECHNIQUE WILL DO EVEN MORE WONDERS IN TO YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACE!"
"Dear Lawd."
****
"JONGDAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" XiuMin bellowed.
"YES, DARLING?!" came the immediate response.
"SHOULD I WEAR A HEADBAND WITH IT OR NAH?"
"...WHAT COLOR IS YOUR WIG?"
"THE BLOND ONE DOESN'T LOOK NICE ON ME IN LONG HAIR SO BAEK CHANGED MINE TO THE OTHER HAIR COLOR I HAD!"
"THE ORANGE, BROWN, OR BLACK ONE?"
"THE BROWN!"
"...hubba bubba yes please."
When Jongdae began to hear the stacatto of heavy feet in sneaker wedges, he completely anticipated the coming of his boyfriend (hehe his boyfriend) in all his (y) crossdressed glory.
However, Baekhyun was striding across the stage.
Jongdae frowned. "HEY, WHERE'S MY BOYFRIEND?"
Baekhyun glared at him. "YOU'LL SEE HIM LATER!"
The main vocal made a face. "Well."
"Whatever~" The petite male rolled his eyes. "Anywho, kik Kris."
"Already did. And did I tell you that Chanyeol's coming?"
"...what."
"Apparently, Kris decided to tell Chanyeol to come here right after I kiked him."
"HOW LONG AGO DID YOU KIK HIM?!"
"I don't know... Five minutes ago?"
Baekhyun started to wheeze. "DUDE WE LIVE A BLOCK AWAY CHANYEOL IS GONNA BE HERE ANYTIME OH MY GOD XIUMIN GET YOUR HERE NOW!"
Jongdae whistled. "wow."
XiuMin, back facing his boyfriend, was yanked by Baekhyun onto stage. "BAEKHYUN CALM DOWN!"
The younger turned to him frantically. "Remember, you do the rapping and I sing!"
"CORRECTION! I do rapping with the addition of the later half of Tiffany, Jessica, Sunny, Hyoyeon, and Seohyun's singing!"
"FINE! I CALLED DIBBS ON TAEYEON NOONA, SO HA!"
XiuMin rolled his eyes. "Pretentious, much?"
Jongdae sighed. "God, Kris, make him hurry the up."
****
~Roughly five minutes ago~
Kris sent you a message!
Kris- is xiubaek ready yet or nah
Jongdae- I think it's safe to say that they are
Kris- good
Kris- cuz tao is making us celebrate exo becoming a gay fest when baekyeol is done
Kris- so yeah
Jongdae- oh my god please tell me that him and kyungsoo made the cake
Kris- him, luhan, yixing, and tao
Jongdae- oh my god i can just smell the deliciousness
Kris- that sounds very strange jongdae
Jongdae- i mean, i'm ready
Kris- for xiumin to ride you?
Jongdae- god, you sounded like kai
Kris- well, it is a known fact that people whose names start with the letter 'k' are very ual
Kris- cuz you know
Kris- 'k' is the first letter of
Kris- and describes
Jongdae- wtf
Kris- so ya
Kris- hence why me, kai, and kyungsoo are ual
Jongdae- kyungsoo?
Jongdae- your theory only proves you and kai tbqh
Kris- kyungsoo will become ual
Kris- with kai as his hubby
Kris- hence why kaisoo (two k's, dude) will have mindblowing
Kris- :)
Jongdae- you, my friend
Jongdae- are very ed up
Kris- well
Kris- it is a proven fact that tall people are ed up
Jongdae- das nice
Kris- i shall now share my ed up abilities with either my fellow tall comrade Chanyeol or my fellow tall boyfriend
Kris- so bye, shorty
Jongdae- --
Jongdae- tell yeol to come here already
Kris- kbai shorty~
Jongdae- you
Jongdae- just remember that the shorter you are, the closer you are to the ground
Jongdae- which means the shorter you are, the closer you are to satan :3
Kris- ...
Kris has left the conversation!
****
You sent Chanyeol a message!
Kris- ayo ayo
Chanyeol- WHAT DO YOU WANT
Kris- woah
Kris- whaddup with all caps
Chanyeol- YOU ALREADY KNOW
Kris- --
Kris- come on chanyeol
Kris- JUST DO IT CHANYEOL
Chanyeol- DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY OUTFIT CHOICES I HAVE
Kris- YOU ONLY OWN T-SHIRTS, BUTTON DOWNS, AND JEANS DUDE
Chanyeol- I'M WEARING A BUTTON DOWN VEST AND JEANS WITH BOOTS OF COURSE
Kris- THEN WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY OUTFIT CHOICES
Chanyeol- THE AMOUNT OF SNAPBACKS I HAVE TO CHOOSE FROM
Chanyeol- I LOVE THEM ALL
Chanyeol- THIS IS TOO HARD
Chanyeol- DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH STRUGGLE I HAVE TO FACE SINCE I'M CHOOSING ONLY ONE SNAPBACK FOR BAEKHYUN
Kris- god
Kris- i swear that you and baek are perfect for each other
Kris- don't forget your shades, ok
Kris- so much
Kris- it hurt sometimes
Kris- btw go to the park down the block
Kris- something is planned there for you :3
You have left the conversation!
****
"The ing struggles, I swear..." Chanyeol muttered as he shoved his hands into the pockets of his jeans, striding brisquely through the park to find Baekhyun.
"JONGDAEEEEEE"
"YES, BABY?"
Chanyeol's eye twitched once he heard the two familiar voices. "Nononononono, why is XiuChen here?"
"TELL CHANYEOL TO HURRY THE UP!"
"KAY!"
His phone buzzed in his pocket.
Jongdae sent you a message!
Jongdae- hurry the up
Jongdae- i would like to my boyfriend soon
Chanyeol winced.
Chanyeol- tmi
Chanyeol- and i'm already in the damn park
Chanyeol- and i hear your voices
Chanyeol- it's just that it's so ing dark
Jongdae- uh
Jongdae- dude
Jongdae- it's sunny as hell
Jongdae- take those goddamn sunglasses off your ing face
Jongdae- you don't need it for this
Chanyeol- hi to you too
****
Jongdae nodded to him as soon as Chanyeol made his way next to him.
He cleared his throat loudly. "HEY, CHANYEOL, WHATCHYA DOING HERE, HUH?"
Before Chanyeol could answer, two voices from the dark stage replied.
"!" A sharp shrill resonated.
"BAEKHYUN HE'S WEARING SHADES HE CAN'T SEE US" Another voice reprimanded the other.
"Oh. BUT STILL XIUMIN HELP ME"
"JESUS BAEKHYUN YOU'RE FINE"
"WAIT! LET'S PRACTICE THE DANCE ONE MORE TIME BEFORE WE START DANCING FOR REAL!"
"BAEKHYUN, WHY WOULD YOU WANNA DO IT IF HE'S RIGHT THERE ?!"
"HE CAN'T SEE US, DUDE, JUST COME ON!"
"UGH, FINE, YOU PRICK!"
Chanyeol turned to Jongdae. "Hi."
Jondae nodded before taking the camera and zooming in on him. "Hi, Chanyeol."
"Why are you filming me?" Chanyeol put his hand over the lens as Jongdae leaned the camera closer to his face.
Jondae frowned and pulled the camera away. "Be that way, prick." He cleared his throat as Chanyeol sent a glare at him. "So, what's today?"
Once again, a shrill voice interrupted his sentence.
"XIUMIN, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GO THE OTHER WAY"
"SORRY, JESUS !"
Chanyeol eyed Jongdae and the camera weirdly. "Uh, yeah, today's February 14th."
The shorter pouted. "Hey, why are you wearing shades?"
The taller shrugged. "Kris told me to, said it was for something."
Jongdae suppressed a giggle. "Ohohohohohohohohoho."
Chanyeol gave him a pointed stare.
"ALRIGHT XIUMIN WE GOT THIS!"
"HELL YEAH, WE DO!"
"NOW, GO GET THE SIGN!"
"JONGDAEEEEEEEE!" The shrill voice screamed.
Jongdae rolled his eyes and turned himself and the camera to the stage. "WHAT?!"
"TURN ON THE LIGHTS-"
"WAIT, NO, NOT YET! OKAY, NOW!"
Jongdae groaned. "THE THINGS I DO FOR YOU, I SWEAR!"
"I LOVE YOU TOOOOOO!" The two voices onstage chorused, making Jongdae make a face.
Jongdae snapped his fingers, causing the stage lights to go on.
The two on the ground wolf-whistled when they saw XiuMin (even though Chanyeol could only make out a figure).
Standing on stage with a large sign that said "Park Chanyeol, please move up that way you're at the edge of the stage!" in black Hangul was XiuMin in all his crossdressed glory.
He had a brown, wavy wig with the addition of studded sneaker wedges to the original outfit he had on earlier. Did I forget to mention that he had a cat-ear headband on?
Jongdae poked the dazed Chanyeol with the recording camera. "Move, ! That's my boyfriend!"
Chanyeol frowned and turned to Jongdae while walking up to the stage edge obediently.
XiuMin, with a satisfied smile, ducked back inside the curtains.
Jongdae frowned. "WAIT, NO! BABY COME BACK!"
Chanyeol rolled his eyes. "Clingy."
"I heard that."
****
Baekhyun turned to XiuMin urgently. "HURRY UP!"
After rolling the curtains open, XiuMin grabbed the mp3 player and got into position next to the petite male. "Aish, jinjja... You seriously..."
Baekhyun rolled his eyes. "XiuMin, just know that I sarang you forever and ever and you're seriously the most daebak hyung ever."
XiuMin rolled his eyes and pressed play before tossing it to his left, crossing his arms.
"Baekhyun, I sarang you too. And you and Chanyeol will be the best couple ever."
Baekhyun looked up at him, but XiuMin already turned around and strut himself across the stage. "AYO GG!"
"Oh my god." Jongae drooled as he watched his boyfriend do the rapper line's moves ily.
Chanyeol winced. "You're drooling on the camera."
Jongdae glared at him. "And for that, I'm interrupting your adoration with Baekhyun once he does-"
"Ha ha ha ha! Hey let me introduce myself!" Baekhyun sang loudly as he sashayed his way in front of Chanyeol, squatting down, grabbing his shades, and throwing them behind him, making Chanyeol gape. "Here comes trouble! Ttara hae~!"
Chanyeol gaped, opening and closing his mouth in attempt to sputter. "Skdnsneekksdnsnelel"
Jongdae whistled. "YOU CLEAN UP NICE, BAEKHYUN!"
Baekhyun, in response, spun around in his sneaker wedges and winked. "Oh~ Eh oh eh oh~ Yeah eh oh eh oh oh oh~!"
Jongdae turned to Chanyeol, not moving the camera from its position. "Speechless, eh?"
The taller grunted and couldn't seem to be in his right mind to form words. "I- uh- urgh- um- too- uh- Baekhyun- wow."
Chanyeol could only sputter as he saw Baekhyun in all his crossdressed glory dance to SNSD's I Got A Boy. The way that shredded black crop top and denim jacket flowed freely as Baekhyun moved did no help to draw attention. With the addition of lavender skinnies that looked like Baekhyun's blood circulation was cut off, the pink and blue snapback that rested comfortably on his brown, curly locks which reached the small of his back seemed to throw everything in place.
Jongdae smirked. "Wow, indeed."
"I got a boy, meotjin! I got a boy, chakhan!" Baekhyun and XiuMin happily sang, leaning forward, flipping their hair, and shaking their hips.
Chanyeol's mouth opened and closed, and still no words came out.
"Stop! Let's bring it back to 1:40!"
And before Chanyeol could believe it, Baekhyun was already dancing and belting out high parts while moving in his direction, which left XiuMin to dance and sing the chorus in the background.
"I got a boy, meotjin! I got a boy, chakhan!"
Baekhyun started to bite his lip (which made Chanyeol want to ravish him because of the iness) as he danced Taeyeon's and Sunny's parts closer to Chanyeol.
"Oh eh oh eh oh~"
Baekhyun got down on his knees and leaned forward towards Chanyeol.
"Oh eh oh eh oh~"
He threw his arms around his shoulders.
"I got a boy, meotjin!"
And that was when Baekhyun and Chanyeol leaned in and connected their lips, making XiuMin and Jongdae squeal as they noticed how passionate the kiss was.
Sure, their first kiss wasn't really anything, but there was so much more passion poured out into it that XiuChen felt like it was a live stream o.
Baekhyun leaned back, lips red and swollen. "Wow, Chanyeol."
Chanyeol rolled his eyes. "Wow, indeed."
Jongdae nodded happily as he pressed the recording button. "AND THAT'S A CUT! GOD, THAT KISS WAS HOT, BUT MY BABY'S HOTTER! MINNIEEEEEE~ COME TO MEEEEEEEEEEE~"
Baekhyun blushed fervently while Chanyeol glared at the other chingu in the birth year.
Chanyeol broke out into a goofy smile. "So, BaekYeol sails?"
Baekhyun nodded. "BaekYeol sails."
XiuMin jumped into Jongdae's open arms. "YAYYYYYYY~ WE ARE ALTOGETHER AND NON-SINGLE!"
Jongdae peppered his face with kisses. "God, you were hot."
XiuMin blushed. "Shut up, Jongdae."
"Please don't take off the wig!"
"I wasn't planning to until I fell asleep. It's wayyyy too comfy!"
Baekhyun glared pointedly.
"DO YOU NOT SEE THAT ME AND MY BOYFRIEND WANNA MAKE OUT HERE?"
****
"SO NOW I COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME TO YOUUUUUUUU WITH OOOOOOOOOPEN AAAAAAARMS!" The other eight members chorused as BaekYeol and XiuChen made their way back into the dorm.
"NOOOOTHING TO HIIIIIDE, BELIEEEEEEEEVE WHAT I SAAAAAAAY!" Tao shrieked, voice cracking as he stepped up to the two couples with open arms.
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! NO MORE SINGING!" Baekhyun shrieked, tightening his hold around Chanyeol's neck.
Tao smiled creepily. "I see what you're doing~ God, I am so proud of myself for playing Cupid, Jesus Christ."
Kris threw an arm around his panda and pecked his lips. "And don't forget that I helped~"
Kai rolled his eyes. "God, can't we just eat that cake already?"
Kyungsoo slapped his shoulder, to which he cried at. "No! Be patient!"
LuHan flailed his arms in SeHun's grasp, making SeHun lean back ti avoid getting hit. "WAAAAAAIT~! Are you sure every OTP happened?"
Tao nodded. "Positive."
SeHun raised an eyebrow. "Then, where's SuLay?"
"..."
Kris groaned. "Please don't tell me they're still at Noraebang!"
Just then, the door opened, revealing SuLay holding hands and leaning on each other.
"Ahhh~! Now, we can go relax and-" Joonmyeon cut his sentence short when he saw the other members.
"Oh, um, hey guys."
Yixing blushed.
Tao squealed. "EXO IS OFFICIALLY A GAY FEST!"
Yixing dug his head into Joonmyeon's shoulder. "Oh my god, Taozi, don't put it in that way, Jesus."
Tao looked pointedly at him.
Kris pursed his lips. "What are we waiting for?"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT~!" LuHan flailed his arms more violently than before with SeHun's arms around his waist, effectively hitting his boyfriend's eye. "WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE EVERY OTP IS REAL!"
Tao looked at him. "Listen, , I know that everybody's together-"
"Let's do this in order then!"
LuHan looked at SeHun, craned his neck, and kissed him. "HunHan's real!"
Kyungsoo blushed as he tried to move and kiss his boyfriend with the cake in his hands. "Uh, Kai, the cake-"
Kai leaned forward and kised him, hands gripping the edges of the cake.
"KaiSoo's real!"
Tao and Kris nuzzled their noses while holding hands.
"TaoRis has been real..."
The two born in 91 blushed before Yixing threw his arms around Joonmyeon's shoulders and Joonmyeon pulled him off his feet, clearly putting their lips together.
"....SuLay is adorably real..."
XiuMin pointed at himself. "Is it my turn now?"
Jongdae made the other jump down from his back before putting his arms on his waist and kissing him like he did in his room earlier.
"Wow, XiuChen's real..."
Everybody looked expectantly at the blushing Baekhyun in Chanyeol's arms.
Baekhyun, blushing as hard as ever, turned his head to look at the other members. "Do I have to?"
"YASSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
Baekhyun blinked, making Chanyeol chuckle and lean forward to claim his lips while smiling.
"YAYYY! BAEKYEOL IS REALLLLLL! GOD, DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH OF YOU WERE?!"
"OH MY GOD TAO SHUT UP!"
Kris leaned towards Tao and kissed him, effectively making him shut up.
Joonmyeon clapped his hands. "Alright! EXO is forever gay or whatever, so let's just eat the goddamn cake!"
"YAS BOO YASSSSSSSS!"
Once Kyungsoo set the cake down on the table, Kai claimed his lips and wrapped his arms around his waist. "Nice cake, babe. Maybe it'll taste as good as you."
"Oh my god, Kim Jongin, keep your ual fantasies to someone else please." Kyungsoo reprimanded before leaning up and kissing back.
SeHun laughed at his best friend's face of misery, making him fall down to the floor and choke on the cake in his throat.
LuHan his hair. "SeHun, you're such an idiot."
He smiled cheekily and sat up to claim his lips. "Your idiot."
"Oh, hush."
XiuMin moaned loudly as he shoved another piece of cake into his mouth. "Ughhhhhhh, babeeeeeeeee! THIS CAKE TASTES SO GOOOOOOOD!"
Jongdae laughed and wiped some excess frosting on his boyfriend's lips. "Careful, darling."
Joonmyeon choked on his cake when he heard Jongdae call his boyfriend 'darling', making Yixing rub his back.
"Yah, gwenchana?"
Joonmyeon swallowed and nodded.
Yixing ran his hand through the other's hair and smiled.
"Your hair looks y pushed back."
Baekhyun blushed. "OH MY GOD CHANYEOL PUT ME DOWN!"
Chanyeol pouted as he fed another piece to his petite boyfriend. "BUT I'M MAKING YOU FEEL TALLER!"
"WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!"
Kris cupped his left hand over his mouth with the other arm wrapped around Tao's waist. "THE TALLER YOU ARE, THE MORE ED UP YOU ARE!"
Baekhyun looked at Chanyeol with daggers. "OH YEAH?! WELL, DID YOU KNOW THAT THE SHORTER YOU ARE, THE CLOSER YOU ARE TO SATAN?!?!"
"oh baek no please spare me- OW BAEKHYUN STOP I'M SORRY I LOVE YOU!"
Tao sighed. "At least all of them are happy, right?"
Kris kissed his lips in response. "At least, I think they are."
They looked at HunHan feeding each other with cake cutely.
Then, they looked at KaiSoo making out in the kitchen, obviously knowing that Kyungsoo has experience with Kai.
They turned their heads to look at XiuChen having a small frosting fight in the corner of the room.
They saw SuLay holding hands and feeding each other cake, and just then, Yixing got some frosting on Joonmyeon's face.
Then, they looked at themselves.
And last, they turned to see Baekhyun running after a cowering Chanyeol with a sock filled with butter, screaming profanities.
Kris and Tao turned back to look at each other.
"Yeah, everybody's happy."
****
hoemygod this was total
but i'm proud of myself for making my otps real in this story lol
kbai
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hoemygod this was total
but i'm proud of myself for making my otps real in this story lol
kbai
('Kik'ing Off on Kik! EXO's Kik Accounts) IM SO SORRY I HAVENT UPDATED PLS FORGIVE ME SCHOOL IS WEIRD IM WEIRD IM SO SORRY BUT HERES A CHAPTER TO APPEASE U
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