XV.

'Kik'ing Off on Kik!• EXO's Kik Accounts

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Kai- tao
Kai- this is of mild importance
Kai- pls
Tao- okei wtf
Tao- are you okay
Kai- MILD IMPORTANCE
Kai- oh 
Kai- there you is
Tao- **are
Kai- stfu
Tao- okay srsly wtf do you want
Kai- can't just say hi??????
Tao- girl
Tao- you never tell me nothin
Tao- something is up
Tao- i can smell it
Tao- it's the smelly smell
Tao- of the smelliest smells
Tao- that smells
Tao- smelly
Kai- dAMMIT TAO NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO QUOTE SPONGEBOB
Tao- anchovies
Kai- eue
Tao- aNChOvIes
Kai- TAO NO
Tao- ANCHOVIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! !!  ! ! ! ! ! ! !! !  
Tao- lmao 
Tao- no but srsly
Tao- wut you want
Kai- er
Kai- this is embarassing
Kai- but you're like the only one
Kai- i can turn to um
Tao- hold up
Tao- you have a boyfriend do you not
Kai- KYUNGSOO IS CRYING OVER HOW THE NEW SAILOR MOON LOOKS LIKE THE INUYASHA CHARACTERS
Tao- I THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD THING HE LOVES INUYASHA
Kai- NO HE DOESN'T
Tao- YES HE DOES
Kai- I'M HIS BOYFRIEND OF COURSE I WOULD KNOW
Tao- THEN SHOW ME WHAT YOU KNOW
Kai- EW GROSS THAT SOUNDS SO SUGGESTIVE
Tao- NOT IN THAT WAY YOU TINY ERT
Kai- I AM TINY
Tao- I AM TALLER THAN YOU
Kai- YEAH WELL KRIS IS TALLER THAN YOU
Tao- THANKS FOR THE NEWSFLASH NANCY DREW
Kai- NANCY DREW
Tao- /GASPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSP
Tao- aW HEELLL NOANOSNSONSNSOSN 
Tao- BISH WUT
Tao- YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT OMG
Tao- MY MIND JUST IMPLODED
Kai- SCOOBY DOO WAS BETTER
Tao- THE HELL IT WAS
Tao- LITERALLY EVERY EPISODE WAS ABOUT HOW THEY SOLVED A MYSTERY AND YAY
Kai- SO WHAT
Kai- POWER RANGERS ARE LITERALLY THE SAME THING EXCEPT WITH MEN AND FEMALES IN BRIGHT COLORED SPANDEX AND FAKE EXPLOSIONS
Tao- YOU TAKE THAT BACK
Kai- NO I WON'T
Tao- I WILL MAKE YOU EXPLODE
Kai- WTF
Tao- wait nvm that sounds suggestive
Kai- ahahahahahahaa
Tao- wAIT
Tao- WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME AGAIN
Kai- IDK WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME
Tao- YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SAID HI
Kai- YOU WERE THE ONE WHO REPLIED HEAD
Tao- ; - ; you're so mean omg
Kai- ><
Tao- im telling joonmyeon on you
Kai- nO
Kai- NO PLSSSS
Tao- >_>
Kai- PLS BRUH
Kai- I WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE KYUNGSOO FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK EXCEPT FOR WHEN WE PERFORM
Kai- wait nvm
Kai- that's actually a good thing
Kai- he's pmsing so i wouldn't need to be the one to take care of him
Kai- YES TELL JOONMYEON ^^
Tao- WOW
Tao- YOU'RE SUCH A GREAT BOYFRIEND OMG
Tao- 10/10 WOULD DATE YOU
Kai- lmao
Kai- no but srsly
Kai- tao plz
Kai- you're the only one i can turn to ;;
Tao- um what about hun
Kai- he's too busy ing his chinese bae, do you not hear their screams
Kai- jesus christ i feel a migraine coming on
Tao- um okei er what about chanyeol
Kai- that fool's arranging his snapback collection and taking pictures of each one
Tao- ugh that stupid snapback collector
Tao- joonmyeon?
Kai- he'd give me more things to do regarding this subject instead of actually talking to me ;;
Tao- you sure he would?
Kai- have you not seen his collection jesus christ
Tao- oh yeah
Tao- he got bobbleheads and everything lmao
Kai- yixing is too light-headed for this matter
Tao- okei
Tao- what about jongdae
Kai- JONGDAE IS NEVER A PERSON THAT CAN KEEP A SECRET
Tao- YES HE CAN :(((((
Kai- HE RATTED YOU OUT ON HAVING THE HOTS FOR KRIS BEFORE YOU KNEW IT FOR YOURSELF
Tao- IT WAS PRETTY OBVIOUS THAT I WAS GAY FOR HIM TBH
Kai- THAT'S NOT THE POINT HUANG ZITOE
Tao- um
Kai- **zitao
Tao- okei
Tao- er i usually go to xiumin ge
Kai- XIUMIN WILL BE FORCEFUL ABOUT THIS SUBJECT
Kai- I WOULD GO TO HIM
Kai- BUT HIS OTAKU LIFESTYLE GETS THE BEST OF HIM
Tao- WTF ARE YOU GONNA EVEN DO ANYWAY
Kai- BAEKHYUN IS LITERALLY JONGDAE SO UH NO
Tao- nuh uh
Tao- he's even worse
Kai- all that's literally left is your boyfriend
Tao- so?
Tao- what's wrong with wu yipants?
Kai- no offense
Kai- but uh
Kai- kris would just be a big fangirl over this subject 
Tao- whale then
Tao- wait so you don't choose baek and dae because they're going to judge you?
Kai- essentially well yea
Tao- what makes you think i won't do the same ???????  ??????????????  ????????????   ?????????????????  ????????
Kai- oh
Kai- that is a very good point
Kai- i mean
Kai- you seem well-known for your anime goods
Tao- WHAT THE DO YOU WANT FROM MY COLLECTION
Tao- SORRY PAL BUT MY IA COLLECTION IS RESERVED FOR ONLY ME
Kai- um
Tao- **GERTALY
Kai- yeah okei
Kai- usuk is such a better ship anyway
Tao- YOU TAKE THAT BACK ER
Kai- USUK IS LIFE
Tao- THAT'S PRACTICALLY
Kai- HE'S FREE FROM BRITAIN SO THEY'RE NOT BROTHERS ANYMORE AHAHAHAHAHAH
Kai- MY
Tao- uh no thanks
Tao- oh and my iwatobi swim club stash is stashed somewhere where you can't find it
Kai- IT'S IN KRIS'S ROOM THANKS I'LL TAKE THE MAKOHARU BODY PILLOW
Tao- WHAT NO
Kai- well
Kai- that wasn't what i called you for but
Kai- um
Tao- SPIT IT OUT GODDAMMIT I WASTED HALF AN HOUR ON YOU
Kai- well
Kai- how do i put this
Kai- um
Kai- well
Kai- in yamato nadeshiko shichihenge
Tao- WHAT THE
Kai- wait i didn't even ask my questions ;;
Tao- YOU CAME HERE TO TALK ABOUT AN ANIME THAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT????
Kai- um
Kai- yeah
Kai- kinda obvious doncha think
Tao- i--
Tao- no
Kai- wAIT TAO NO
Kai- MY ONLY OPTION IS


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('Kik'ing Off on Kik! EXO's Kik Accounts) IM SO SORRY I HAVENT UPDATED PLS FORGIVE ME SCHOOL IS WEIRD IM WEIRD IM SO SORRY BUT HERES A CHAPTER TO APPEASE U

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thefrothycoffee
#1
Chapter 16: HOLY THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS IVE EVER READ I LAUGHED SO MUCH OHMYGOD
GalaxyBaoZi
#2
Chapter 15: Chapter 15 is life. xDDD
Yasss for the anime referencesss!
exozen
#3
Chapter 16: YAY kyungsoo we should watch black butler together and fangirl over Ciel or Sebastian!
oh and i think sehun will win for the battle of the iest
MyStarryNight
#4
Chapter 14: LOL Ukes won
jiosne #5
Chapter 15: I JUST REALISED SOMETHING.

I'VE BEEN READING KAI AS KRIS THIS WHOLE TIME UGH.
jiosne #6
Chapter 15: i feel like you writing this is for releasing out your craziness
because the way they speak REMINDS ME TOO MUCH OF YOU AND MY ENG IS FAILING ME AGAIN ok bai
DragonTopsThePanda
#7
Chapter 14: IM CDYUNG
"Tao- XING IF YOU DON'T DO THIS RIGHT I SWEAR
Yixing- rawr ;)
Tao- tHAT'S THE SPIRIT !!! <3"
WHY WAS THAT SO FUNNY
MyStarryNight
#8
Chapter 13: LOL The song refrences tho in this chapter got me LMAO!!! I love this XD
Exoticfan2244 #9
Chapter 14: Oh my god. I can't form coherency
lemonlovesfanfics #10
Chapter 14: The references.....I love every single one of them xD