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'Kik'ing Off on Kik!• EXO's Kik Accountsuation #dayum
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Kai- tao
Kai- this is of mild importance
Kai- pls
Tao- okei wtf
Tao- are you okay
Kai- MILD IMPORTANCE
Kai- oh
Kai- there you is
Tao- **are
Kai- stfu
Tao- okay srsly wtf do you want
Kai- can't just say hi??????
Tao- girl
Tao- you never tell me nothin
Tao- something is up
Tao- i can smell it
Tao- it's the smelly smell
Tao- of the smelliest smells
Tao- that smells
Tao- smelly
Kai- dAMMIT TAO NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO QUOTE SPONGEBOB
Tao- anchovies
Kai- eue
Tao- aNChOvIes
Kai- TAO NO
Tao- ANCHOVIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! !! ! ! ! ! ! ! !! !
Tao- lmao
Tao- no but srsly
Tao- wut you want
Kai- er
Kai- this is embarassing
Kai- but you're like the only one
Kai- i can turn to um
Tao- hold up
Tao- you have a boyfriend do you not
Kai- KYUNGSOO IS CRYING OVER HOW THE NEW SAILOR MOON LOOKS LIKE THE INUYASHA CHARACTERS
Tao- I THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD THING HE LOVES INUYASHA
Kai- NO HE DOESN'T
Tao- YES HE DOES
Kai- I'M HIS BOYFRIEND OF COURSE I WOULD KNOW
Tao- THEN SHOW ME WHAT YOU KNOW
Kai- EW GROSS THAT SOUNDS SO SUGGESTIVE
Tao- NOT IN THAT WAY YOU TINY ERT
Kai- I AM TINY
Tao- I AM TALLER THAN YOU
Kai- YEAH WELL KRIS IS TALLER THAN YOU
Tao- THANKS FOR THE NEWSFLASH NANCY DREW
Kai- NANCY DREW
Tao- /GASPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSP
Tao- aW HEELLL NOANOSNSONSNSOSN
Tao- BISH WUT
Tao- YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT OMG
Tao- MY MIND JUST IMPLODED
Kai- SCOOBY DOO WAS BETTER
Tao- THE HELL IT WAS
Tao- LITERALLY EVERY EPISODE WAS ABOUT HOW THEY SOLVED A MYSTERY AND YAY
Kai- SO WHAT
Kai- POWER RANGERS ARE LITERALLY THE SAME THING EXCEPT WITH MEN AND FEMALES IN BRIGHT COLORED SPANDEX AND FAKE EXPLOSIONS
Tao- YOU TAKE THAT BACK
Kai- NO I WON'T
Tao- I WILL MAKE YOU EXPLODE
Kai- WTF
Tao- wait nvm that sounds suggestive
Kai- ahahahahahahaa
Tao- wAIT
Tao- WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME AGAIN
Kai- IDK WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME
Tao- YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SAID HI
Kai- YOU WERE THE ONE WHO REPLIED HEAD
Tao- ; - ; you're so mean omg
Kai- ><
Tao- im telling joonmyeon on you
Kai- nO
Kai- NO PLSSSS
Tao- >_>
Kai- PLS BRUH
Kai- I WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE KYUNGSOO FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK EXCEPT FOR WHEN WE PERFORM
Kai- wait nvm
Kai- that's actually a good thing
Kai- he's pmsing so i wouldn't need to be the one to take care of him
Kai- YES TELL JOONMYEON ^^
Tao- WOW
Tao- YOU'RE SUCH A GREAT BOYFRIEND OMG
Tao- 10/10 WOULD DATE YOU
Kai- lmao
Kai- no but srsly
Kai- tao plz
Kai- you're the only one i can turn to ;;
Tao- um what about hun
Kai- he's too busy ing his chinese bae, do you not hear their screams
Kai- jesus christ i feel a migraine coming on
Tao- um okei er what about chanyeol
Kai- that fool's arranging his snapback collection and taking pictures of each one
Tao- ugh that stupid snapback collector
Tao- joonmyeon?
Kai- he'd give me more things to do regarding this subject instead of actually talking to me ;;
Tao- you sure he would?
Kai- have you not seen his collection jesus christ
Tao- oh yeah
Tao- he got bobbleheads and everything lmao
Kai- yixing is too light-headed for this matter
Tao- okei
Tao- what about jongdae
Kai- JONGDAE IS NEVER A PERSON THAT CAN KEEP A SECRET
Tao- YES HE CAN :(((((
Kai- HE RATTED YOU OUT ON HAVING THE HOTS FOR KRIS BEFORE YOU KNEW IT FOR YOURSELF
Tao- IT WAS PRETTY OBVIOUS THAT I WAS GAY FOR HIM TBH
Kai- THAT'S NOT THE POINT HUANG ZITOE
Tao- um
Kai- **zitao
Tao- okei
Tao- er i usually go to xiumin ge
Kai- XIUMIN WILL BE FORCEFUL ABOUT THIS SUBJECT
Kai- I WOULD GO TO HIM
Kai- BUT HIS OTAKU LIFESTYLE GETS THE BEST OF HIM
Tao- WTF ARE YOU GONNA EVEN DO ANYWAY
Kai- BAEKHYUN IS LITERALLY JONGDAE SO UH NO
Tao- nuh uh
Tao- he's even worse
Kai- all that's literally left is your boyfriend
Tao- so?
Tao- what's wrong with wu yipants?
Kai- no offense
Kai- but uh
Kai- kris would just be a big fangirl over this subject
Tao- whale then
Tao- wait so you don't choose baek and dae because they're going to judge you?
Kai- essentially well yea
Tao- what makes you think i won't do the same ??????? ?????????????? ???????????? ????????????????? ????????
Kai- oh
Kai- that is a very good point
Kai- i mean
Kai- you seem well-known for your anime goods
Tao- WHAT THE DO YOU WANT FROM MY COLLECTION
Tao- SORRY PAL BUT MY IA COLLECTION IS RESERVED FOR ONLY ME
Kai- um
Tao- **GERTALY
Kai- yeah okei
Kai- usuk is such a better ship anyway
Tao- YOU TAKE THAT BACK ER
Kai- USUK IS LIFE
Tao- THAT'S PRACTICALLY
Kai- HE'S FREE FROM BRITAIN SO THEY'RE NOT BROTHERS ANYMORE AHAHAHAHAHAH
Kai- MY
Tao- uh no thanks
Tao- oh and my iwatobi swim club stash is stashed somewhere where you can't find it
Kai- IT'S IN KRIS'S ROOM THANKS I'LL TAKE THE MAKOHARU BODY PILLOW
Tao- WHAT NO
Kai- well
Kai- that wasn't what i called you for but
Kai- um
Tao- SPIT IT OUT GODDAMMIT I WASTED HALF AN HOUR ON YOU
Kai- well
Kai- how do i put this
Kai- um
Kai- well
Kai- in yamato nadeshiko shichihenge
Tao- WHAT THE
Kai- wait i didn't even ask my questions ;;
Tao- YOU CAME HERE TO TALK ABOUT AN ANIME THAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT????
Kai- um
Kai- yeah
Kai- kinda obvious doncha think
Tao- i--
Tao- no
Kai- wAIT TAO NO
Kai- MY ONLY OPTION IS
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