XVI.
'Kik'ing Off on Kik!• EXO's Kik Accountsbattle of the iest I/II #zayumbae
You got a message from Sehun!
Sehun- bruh
Kyungsoo- it's hyung - not ""bruh"" - you incompetent nosepicker
Sehun- wow that's a new insult
Kyungsoo- well, you do pick your nose so it's more of a true statement...
Sehun- SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU
Kyungsoo- TOO BAD YOUR UGLINESS EVEN MAKES THE DWARFS TURN AROUND
Kyungsoo- **DWARVES
Kyungsoo- **DWARVES
Sehun- did... you just call...
Sehun- yourself a dwarf????
Kyungsoo- ...
Kyungsoo- HOLY
Kyungsoo- I ACTUALLY DID
Kyungsoo- OMG
Sehun- aw you finally acknowledged how small you are C:
Kyungsoo- get the out of my face before i smack you titless
Sehun- um
Kyungsoo- **smack you less
Kyungsoo- eh you don't have s amyway
Sehun- IF I DID I WOULD DEFINITELY BE A C CUP JUSSAYIN
Kyungsoo- YEAH A CRAPPY CUP
Sehun- ok even though that joke was so bad
Sehun- i still feel offended um
Sehun- yOu tAKE THAT BACK
Sehun- i still feel offended um
Sehun- yOu tAKE THAT BACK
Kyungsoo- ;)
Sehun- I HAVE A BIGGER BUM THAN YOU DO
Kyungsoo- YEAH SO WHAT?
Kyungsoo- JONGIN PINCHES MINE MORE THAN LUHAN PINCHES YOURS
Sehun- ...
Sehun- ...
Kyungsoo- LUHAN AND MINSEOK TOUCH ASSES MORE THAN YOU TWO DO
Sehun- ...yo
Sehun- that's just...
Sehun- ing low
Sehun- ing low
Kyungsoo- yeah
Kyungsoo- i know
Kyungsoo- THAT'S WHY I SAID IT
Sehun- ... i--
Sehun- jfc can you make your bf shut up
Sehun- his two best friends are trying to argue over kik! and then he's just crying like a ing
Sehun- his two best friends are trying to argue over kik! and then he's just crying like a ing
Sehun- his sobs are ridiculously loud
Sehun- they're preventing my ears from listening to the beauty of bambi
Kyungsoo- ...was that supposed to be a ""friendly"" euphemism for the sound of luhan ???
Sehun- yes
Sehun- but in this case
Sehun- no
Kyungsoo- um...
Sehun- since luhan finishes filming today for that movie, i'm trying to constantly remind myself of him so we can have some mind-blowing couch
Kyungsoo- ew sehun
Sehun- oh come on
Sehun- you act like you and kai don't do it
Kyungsoo- we don't
Sehun- we can clearly all hear kai's
Kyungsoo- but we don't have on the living room furniture???
Sehun- wait what
Kyungsoo- i mean, the best we'll do is on the wall
Sehun- okay i didn't need to know that
Kyungsoo- because really? who wants to on furniture where you know everybody's is making it less bouncier each day????
Sehun- wow kyungsoo
Sehun- oh come on
Sehun- you act like you and kai don't do it
Kyungsoo- we don't
Sehun- we can clearly all hear kai's
Kyungsoo- but we don't have on the living room furniture???
Sehun- wait what
Kyungsoo- i mean, the best we'll do is on the wall
Sehun- okay i didn't need to know that
Kyungsoo- because really? who wants to on furniture where you know everybody's is making it less bouncier each day????
Sehun- wow kyungsoo
Kyungsoo- i'm impressed with that vocab word doe
Kyungsoo- ""cough ""
Sehun- **COUCH NOT COUGH LMAO I CAN'T HYUNG OMG
Kyungsoo- it's even alliteration dang
Sehun- :)
Kyungsoo- ""cough ""
Sehun- **COUCH NOT COUGH LMAO I CAN'T HYUNG OMG
Kyungsoo- it's even alliteration dang
Sehun- :)
Kyungsoo- oh sehun is finally using big boy words
Kyugsoo- this is a milestone
Sehun- okay um that's enough
Kyungsoo- WHERE'S THE BABY BOOK I NEED TO RECORD THIS OMG
Sehun- YOU'RE ONLY A YEAR OLDER THAN ME
Kyungsoo- and yet you're more scared of me compared to the combined forces of baektao and krisho
Sehun- ...fantastic point
Kyungsoo- anywho i would tell jongin to shut up too, but i can't even ing talk to him omg
Kyungsoo- and how can i even approach his situation??
Kyungsoo- i literally just started black butler!!!!! :/
Sehun- wow you're ing behind i'm on the last season of hunter x hunter
Kyungsoo- SHUT UP SEHUN GO BACK TO THE COLORING TABLE AND WAIT FOR YOUR MOMMY TO COME PICK YOU UP
Sehun- BUT YOU'RE MY MOTHER??
Kyungsoo- ...
Sehun- ...
You have left the conversation!
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Baekhyun sent you a message!
Baekhyun- ok srsly soo
Baekhyun- make jongin stfu
Kyungsoo- baek i have better matters to attend to
Baekhyun- babe the more you wait, the more jongin's tears will break through the walls
Baekhyun- and everybody in our dorm will drown :///////
Kyungsoo- baek
Kyungsoo- srsly i have important things to do now geez
Baekhyun- like??
Kyungsoo- i think sehun's challenging me to a battle
Baekhyun- is this the battle i think it is
Kyungsoo- oh yeah
Baekhyun- ok srsly i will break down my door and kai's if he doesn't shut up
Kyungsoo- fine hold on
Kyungsoo- i'm on it
Kyunngsoo- brb
Baekhyun- k
You have left the conversation!
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"YAH! MINSEOK-HYUNG!!!!! OPEN UP!!!!!!!!"
The ultimate hyung opened the door, rubbing his eye. "The hell are you doing here, Soo? Your room's like eight rooms away, Jesus Christ..."
Kyungsoo snorted. "I have to ask you of a favor."
"...You do realize that you could've kik'ed me... right?" Minseok yawned, holding up his phone and shaking it in front of his face.
The younger looked down at his right hand and saw his own smartphone.
"Oh."
"Yeah, oh." Minseok snorted, causing Kyungsoo to cast him a look.
His face twisted into a pout of confusion once he heard it.
The distant, muffled cries.
And the constant wall-banging.
"The is that noise?" The oldest grumbled, rubbing his hair. "No wonder I could barely sleep."
Kyungsoo tilted his head. "Well, uh, apparently, my boyfriend is crying over something."
He groaned. "Ugh, what the hell would Kai be sobbing about? It's not even nighttime yet."
"...Minseok, it's 5:45 P.M."
Minseok waved his hand dismissively, "And? What was I needed for again?"
Kyungsoo sighed, picking at his fingernails. "Based on his cries through the walls, he's crying over an anime."
The oldest raised an eyebrow.
Even if Tao was the anime merch hoarder, no one could beat Minseok for otaku obsession.
He knew everything and anything about Fullmetal Alchemist, Free!, Naruto, you name it- he was a boss for anime trivia.
He even knew everything for animes that really .
"Oh really?"
"Yeah, Yamato Shinchi No Henge or something..." Kyungsoo shrugged. "And since you're the otaku around here, I was wondering if you could go console him or something..."
Minseok reappeared at the door, carrying an armful of manga books. "Sure, babe, sure. Anything for a fellow otaku-in-the-making."
Kyungsoo smiled. "Thanks again, hyung!"
The oldest stopped walking out and turned around. "Oh, and Kyungsoo?"
The redhead stopped walking back to his room. "Yeah?" He spun on his heel to face the chubby-faced hyung.
Minseok smirked, "What anime are you up to now?"
Kyungsoo stopped smiling, "I just got on Black Butler..."
The hyung raised his eyebrow again. "Did you finish Death Note?"
The redhead nodded. "Is it sad to say that I liked it more than Soul Eater?"
Minseok laughed before turning back around and walking off. "Good luck! Maybe you should watch Free! to take a break from all the gore and drama, you know?"
Kyungsoo sighed. "Haha, I doubt it. I'll probably get to Hunter x Hunter or Shingeki no Kyojin soon."
Once Minseok blew him a kiss and disappeared into Kyungsoo's boyfriend's room, Kyungsoo finally went back to Kik! to consult Baekhyun.
You sent Baekhyun a message!
Kyungsoo- alright baekhyun i'm back
Kyungsoo- and i'm gonna need your help
Baekhyun- ing finally jongin shut up
Kyungsoo- yeah bc i sent minseok over
Kyungsoo- he was crying over an anime
Baekhyun- oh
Baekhyun- but stll
Baekhyun- why are you consulting me??
Kyungsoo- bc i know that you'll help me
Baekhyun- in what??
Kyungsoo- i think our maknae's challenging me to a battle
Kyungsoo- the battle of the iest
TO BE CONTINUED....
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Baekhyun sent you a message!
Baekhyun- ok srsly soo
Baekhyun- make jongin stfu
Kyungsoo- baek i have better matters to attend to
Baekhyun- babe the more you wait, the more jongin's tears will break through the walls
Baekhyun- and everybody in our dorm will drown :///////
Kyungsoo- baek
Kyungsoo- srsly i have important things to do now geez
Baekhyun- like??
Kyungsoo- i think sehun's challenging me to a battle
Baekhyun- is this the battle i think it is
Kyungsoo- oh yeah
Baekhyun- ok srsly i will break down my door and kai's if he doesn't shut up
Kyungsoo- fine hold on
Kyungsoo- i'm on it
Kyunngsoo- brb
Baekhyun- k
You have left the conversation!
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"YAH! MINSEOK-HYUNG!!!!! OPEN UP!!!!!!!!"
The ultimate hyung opened the door, rubbing his eye. "The hell are you doing here, Soo? Your room's like eight rooms away, Jesus Christ..."
Kyungsoo snorted. "I have to ask you of a favor."
"...You do realize that you could've kik'ed me... right?" Minseok yawned, holding up his phone and shaking it in front of his face.
The younger looked down at his right hand and saw his own smartphone.
"Oh."
"Yeah, oh." Minseok snorted, causing Kyungsoo to cast him a look.
His face twisted into a pout of confusion once he heard it.
The distant, muffled cries.
And the constant wall-banging.
"The is that noise?" The oldest grumbled, rubbing his hair. "No wonder I could barely sleep."
Kyungsoo tilted his head. "Well, uh, apparently, my boyfriend is crying over something."
He groaned. "Ugh, what the hell would Kai be sobbing about? It's not even nighttime yet."
"...Minseok, it's 5:45 P.M."
Minseok waved his hand dismissively, "And? What was I needed for again?"
Kyungsoo sighed, picking at his fingernails. "Based on his cries through the walls, he's crying over an anime."
The oldest raised an eyebrow.
Even if Tao was the anime merch hoarder, no one could beat Minseok for otaku obsession.
He knew everything and anything about Fullmetal Alchemist, Free!, Naruto, you name it- he was a boss for anime trivia.
He even knew everything for animes that really .
"Oh really?"
"Yeah, Yamato Shinchi No Henge or something..." Kyungsoo shrugged. "And since you're the otaku around here, I was wondering if you could go console him or something..."
Minseok reappeared at the door, carrying an armful of manga books. "Sure, babe, sure. Anything for a fellow otaku-in-the-making."
Kyungsoo smiled. "Thanks again, hyung!"
The oldest stopped walking out and turned around. "Oh, and Kyungsoo?"
The redhead stopped walking back to his room. "Yeah?" He spun on his heel to face the chubby-faced hyung.
Minseok smirked, "What anime are you up to now?"
Kyungsoo stopped smiling, "I just got on Black Butler..."
The hyung raised his eyebrow again. "Did you finish Death Note?"
The redhead nodded. "Is it sad to say that I liked it more than Soul Eater?"
Minseok laughed before turning back around and walking off. "Good luck! Maybe you should watch Free! to take a break from all the gore and drama, you know?"
Kyungsoo sighed. "Haha, I doubt it. I'll probably get to Hunter x Hunter or Shingeki no Kyojin soon."
Once Minseok blew him a kiss and disappeared into Kyungsoo's boyfriend's room, Kyungsoo finally went back to Kik! to consult Baekhyun.
You sent Baekhyun a message!
Kyungsoo- alright baekhyun i'm back
Kyungsoo- and i'm gonna need your help
Baekhyun- ing finally jongin shut up
Kyungsoo- yeah bc i sent minseok over
Kyungsoo- he was crying over an anime
Baekhyun- oh
Baekhyun- but stll
Baekhyun- why are you consulting me??
Kyungsoo- bc i know that you'll help me
Baekhyun- in what??
Kyungsoo- i think our maknae's challenging me to a battle
Kyungsoo- the battle of the iest
TO BE CONTINUED....
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('Kik'ing Off on Kik! EXO's Kik Accounts) IM SO SORRY I HAVENT UPDATED PLS FORGIVE ME SCHOOL IS WEIRD IM WEIRD IM SO SORRY BUT HERES A CHAPTER TO APPEASE U
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