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'Kik'ing Off on Kik!• EXO's Kik Accountsthe suddenly secretive semes #rebellion
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Tao sent you a message!
Tao- hey babe?
Kris- yeeeeeeeeees, darling?
Tao- you
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Kris- o _ o
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Joonmyeon sent you a message!
Joonmyeon- Wufan...
Kris- ayoooooooo wassup??
Joonmyeon- What the hell happened between you and Zitao?
Kris- i dunno actually o u o
Kris- wae?
Joonmyeon- He's holding a gathering between the ukes in me and my boyfriend's room?
Kris- well...
Joonmyeon- Go ooooooon ._.
Joonmyeon- I hear gasps of disbelief as Tao mentions your name
Kris- I mean, we just had
Kris- And since I'm tired and sweaty and stuff, I don't wanna go for another round
Kris- But Tao jumps me and before he can position himself, I shove him off me and tell him to go himself
Kris- And thus, his lands on my wooden floor and he starts sobbing
Joonmyeon- You, my friend, are a douche
Kris- But I apologized to him for it??
Kris- PLUS I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE HIM FALL ON HIS
Kris- DOES IT REALLY HURT THAT MUCH TO BOTTOM????????
Joonmyeon- Now, Zitao's crying urgh ; - ;
Kris- And why is that?
Joonmyeon- Because you topped.
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Tao sent you a message!
Tao- hello babe <3
Kris- you
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Tao- 0~0
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You have invited Joonmyeon, Chanyeol, SeHun, Jongdae, XiuMin, and Kai to chat!
You are now chatting with Joonmyeon, Chanyeol, SeHun, Jongdae, XiuMin, and Kai!
Kris- You see, my fellow semes, there is a reason as to why I gathered you all here today
Kai- Hold the up
Joonmyeon- Kai, language eue
Chanyeol- wut lol
Kai- Why the hell is XiuChen here?
SeHun- ^ uhhhhh they're a couple in exo, remember?
SeHun-
Kai- No, I meant, like why are both of them here while I'm here for KaiSoo, you're here for HunHan, Kris is here for TaoRis, Chanyeol for BaekYeol, and Joonmyeon for SuLay?
Jongdae- baaaaaaaaabe <3 >~<
XiuMin- That's what I'd like to know as well
Kris- Actually, I don't know who tops in that relationship, so...
Chanyeol- XiuMin totally bottoms
Kai- ^Yeah
SeHun- ^Yup
Jongdae- keke
Joonmyeon- #trufactz
Kai- ew joonmyeon stop you're embarassing
SeHun- you're too old for text language gramps
Joonmyeon- :(
Kris- Anyway, XiuMin, is it true that you're the uke?
XiuMin- Yeah, so baiiiiiiiiii
Jongdae- NUUUUUUUU :'(
XiuMin- Oh, and Kris?
Kris- Yeah?
XiuMin- Tao told me what happened
XiuMin- You're a diiiiiiiiick~
Kris- ._.
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Jongdae- NUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Jongdae- BABY COME BACK
Jongdae- I WANT YOU BACK BACK BACCCCCCCCCCK
SeHun- ^Jesus Christ, Infinite's new music video hit the feels so hard
Joonmyeon- omg ifkr
Chanyeol- ^gramps stahp
Kai- ESPECIALLY WITH L AND SUNGGYU LIKE WOAH WHAT
SeHun- BUT DONGWOO AND HOYA WERE SINGINGGGGGG
Chanyeol- AND THEN SUNGJONG'S FALSETTO LIKE DAMN
Kris- Who was the girl anyway? Was she in a love triangle with L and Sunggyu or something?
Joonmyeon- ^She was actually Sunggyu's sister while she liked L apparently
Kris- Oh, okay, that makes sense
Kris- Wait
Kris- I didn't gather you all here to talk about Infinite's MV -.-
Jongdae- What? Then you wanna talk about fx)'s Red Light?
SeHun- AMBER WAS SINGING!!!!!!!!!!!!! / o \
Joonmyeon- The song was okay...
Chanyeol- Yeah, the chorus was a bit unsettling, but I liked it ^o^
Kris- Their English was on point though
SeHun- ^Dude, did you forget that you, Amber, and Krystal speak the same language?
Kris- whoopsie hehe
Kris- WAIT WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT RED LIGHT?!
Kai- AY AY AY AY AY WAIT A MINUTE
Chanyeol- AY AY IT'S A RED LIGHT~
Jongdae- CATERPILLAR~
Kris- STOP SINGING THE DAMN SONG ; - ;
SeHun- IT'S GONNA BE FANTASTIC
Kai- WOOOOOAAAAAAAH OH OH OOOOHHHHHH
Joonmyeon- WOW FANTASTIC BABY
Chanyeol- ^Hyung... That's Big Bang...
Kris- STOP SINGING GODDAMMIT
Joonmyeon- Whoopsie
Joonmyeon- I didn't know we were singing Henry's song
Jongdae- I'm so disappointed in you, Joonmyeon --
Kai- CALL ME YOUR DARLIIIIIING~
SeHun- SUGAR POP
Chanyeol- LOLLIPOP~
Jongdae- ONLY YOUUUUU~
Kris- -.-
Joonmyeon- Okay, guys, we've had our fun, let Kris have his
Kai- NOT YET
Kai- ONE MORE
Jongdae- come onnnn joonmyeon don't be a diiiiiiick
Kai- TOUCH MY BODYYYYYY~
SeHun- ^No thanks :/
Kai- That's Sistar, idiot
Chanyeol- lol
Kris- MAY I SPEAK NOW?!?!!?!
Chanyeol- okay duizhang ^o^
Kris- Jesus Christ...
Kris- Well, I have gathered you all here for a reason today
SeHun- no sherlock
Joonmyeon- MAKNAE! WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!
SeHun- ...kkaebsong?
Chanyeol- ^i thought you were yehet while baek's kkaebsong
Kris- Anywhoooooo, back to the point, you are all the semes in your relationships, correct?
Jongdae- yesssssss >~<
Joonmyeon- Me and yixing take turns though?
Kris- ^Were you in the uke meeting with Zitao?
Joonmyeon- No, but it was in my room?
SeHun- Dude, LuHan can't top in any OTP
Kai- Soo can, but hehehehheehehehe
Chanyeol- Keep your life to yourself??????
Kai- ^Like you and Baekhyun don't use collars .-.
Kris- It is time to rebel.
Jongdae- Winter is coming.
Kai- Jesus, Jongdae, no one watches Game of Thrones except for you
Chanyeol- baek does
Joonmyeon- ^No one asked
SeHun- OOOOOOOOH
Kai- BUUUUUUUUUUURN
Chanyeol- :(
Kris- WE MUST START A REBELLION.
Joonmyeon- Please don't tell me we're doing that Hunger Games and Katniss stuff ;;
SeHun- ^BATTLE ROYALE WAS WAY BETTER
Kai- IFKR
Jongdae- My favorite part was when the girl stabbed that guy's balls ^~^
Chanyeol- that was actually kinda scarring
Joonmyeon- children ;-;
Kai- Mine was when that new kid got blind and tried to fight off the main character guys(?)
SeHun- That guy actually looks like Chanyeol because of his hair and his height
Jongdae- omg ikr
Chanyeol- really????????
Joonmyeon- eue
Kai- Yeah, he has that bushy brown-orange hair and that huge height advantage too
Chanyeol- well damn
Kris- WOULD YOU GUYS SHUT UP ABOUT BATTLE ROYALE AND LISTEN TO ME FOR A SEC?!
Kris- Finally, goddamn
Kris- It is time that we rebelled.
Joonmyeon- Against?
Kris- Our ukes.
Jongdae- /gasps
SeHun- NO MY BABY
Kai- MY SOOOOOOOOONPAI~
Chanyeol- er uh why?
Kris- Aren't you tired of constantly being bossed around by them?
Chanyeol- But some people are just naturally more whipped than others
Joonmyeon- ^this
SeHun- ^this
Jongdae- ^this
Kai- ^this
Kris- THAT'S NOT THE POINT
Kris- AREN'T YOU TIRED OF CONSTANTLY BEING CONTROLLED BY THEM?!
SeHun- He's got a point...
Kai- Nahhhh he's just a lol
Jongdae- Don't act like you don't run whenever Kyungsoo wants him to help you carry stuff
Kai- Don't act like you don't feed XiuMin when he's doing something else but he's feeling hungry
Kris- See what I mean?
Chanyeol- Nuuuuuuuuuu
Joonmyeon- Actually, I think I might be with Kris on this one...
Chanyeol- BUT I LOVE BAEK <3
Kris- Who said you didn't?
Kris- We just need to not obey them
Kris- You know, let them do things by themselves?
Chanyeol- ...
Jongdae- Are you a man, Yeol?
Chanyeol- yes my is precious to me
Kai- /snickers forever
SeHun- lol
Jongdae- Then do it!
Chanyeol- ...fine
Kris- Who's in?
SeHun- Me for sure
Kai- Naega~
Chanyeol- WOLF AWOOOOOO-
Jongdae- /slaps yeol
Jongdae- I'm in
Joonmyeon- Me too... Although I'm unsure about this...
Kris- Chanyeol?
Chanyeol- I don't know...
Kai- Just so you know, after this, Baekhyun's probably gonna want the roughest ever
Chanyeol- ...
Chanyeol- I AM DEFINITELY IN
Kris- /cackles
Kris- Let's meet in my room then, my fellow semes~
Joonmyeon- Already there
Chanyeol- kei
Kai- kk
SeHun- kayyyy
Jongdae- ok bai
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Kai- GOODBYE BABY GOODBYE~
Kris- Kai, I swear, as soon as you come on, I'm punching your face
Kai- HEY WASSUP LOSER~
Kris- /knocks you out
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Yixing has sent you a message!
Yixing- Master
Yixing- I bring you some news
Tao- Yes, what is it?
Yixing- The semes are onto us
Tao- If those es think they're going to win against the ukes, they're wrong
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