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'Kik'ing Off on Kik!• EXO's Kik Accountswhen Cupid strikes you in the with an arrow heart III/? #udunwannakno
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You sent Chanyeol a message!
Tao- yo yeol
Chanyeol- wtf
Chanyeol- tao
Chanyeol- we're literally at the dinner table -.-
Tao- ya ik
Chanyeol- i mean its not like its a surprise that youre not here
Tao- dOEs iT eVEn lOoK LiKE i hAVE a LiFE
Chanyeol- ah, so the truth comes out
Tao- *gasps and puts hand over * well, aren't you rude
Tao- wait a second
Tao- i dont even have a
Chanyeol- i choked on my kimchi spaghetti
Tao- i mean
Tao- im not fat
Tao- so i dont have s right
Chanyeol- men dont have s
Chanyeol- or at least we dont
Chanyeol- i mean
Chanyeol- all guys used to, you know
Tao- wait what
Chanyeol- dont you remember?
Chanyeol- wtf
Chanyeol- tao
Chanyeol- we're literally at the dinner table -.-
Tao- ya ik
Chanyeol- i mean its not like its a surprise that youre not here
Tao- dOEs iT eVEn lOoK LiKE i hAVE a LiFE
Chanyeol- ah, so the truth comes out
Tao- *gasps and puts hand over * well, aren't you rude
Tao- wait a second
Tao- i dont even have a
Chanyeol- i choked on my kimchi spaghetti
Tao- i mean
Tao- im not fat
Tao- so i dont have s right
Chanyeol- men dont have s
Chanyeol- or at least we dont
Chanyeol- i mean
Chanyeol- all guys used to, you know
Tao- wait what
Chanyeol- dont you remember?
Chanyeol- all males were originally females
Tao- i dont have time to listen to your ed up logic ok
Chanyeol- but this is true DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD8
Chanyeol- all males were originally girls before they were given a determined gender
Chanyeol- which is why we got s
Chanyeol- which girls also have too
Tao- chanyeol plz stop
Chanyeol- but wait
Tao- oh god
Chanyeol- does this mean we had s in our mom's s?
Chanyeol- because we have s, that girls also have
Tao- chanyeol
Tao- plz
Tao- i dont have time to listen to your ed up logic ok
Chanyeol- but this is true DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD8
Chanyeol- all males were originally girls before they were given a determined gender
Chanyeol- which is why we got s
Chanyeol- which girls also have too
Tao- chanyeol plz stop
Chanyeol- but wait
Tao- oh god
Chanyeol- does this mean we had s in our mom's s?
Chanyeol- because we have s, that girls also have
Tao- chanyeol
Tao- plz
Chanyeol- hey tao
Tao- plz no
Chanyeol- i wanna tell you something
Tao- ._.
Chanyeol- sometimes i want s, but i also wanna keep my
Chanyeol- you feel me?
Tao- so you wanna be a shemale
Chanyeol- speaking of which
Tao- lawd sweet baby jesus
Chanyeol- arent shemales technically guys with s or girls with ?
Tao- how do you still go for baekhyun omfg
Chanyeol- im gonna take that as a yes
Tao- plz no
Chanyeol- i wanna tell you something
Tao- ._.
Chanyeol- sometimes i want s, but i also wanna keep my
Chanyeol- you feel me?
Tao- so you wanna be a shemale
Chanyeol- speaking of which
Tao- lawd sweet baby jesus
Chanyeol- arent shemales technically guys with s or girls with ?
Tao- how do you still go for baekhyun omfg
Chanyeol- im gonna take that as a yes
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MEANWHILE
You sent XiuMin a message!
Kris- yo how you doin
XiuMin- alright what are you and tao planning?
XiuMin- alright what are you and tao planning?
Kris- wtf
XiuMin- i mean
XiuMin- i can tell chanyeol's having problems talking to tao on kik
Kris- sometimes i feel like me and tao need a better life
XiuMin- either that or you two need to go to a mental asylum
Kris- *gasps*
Kris- u lil
XiuMin- ay
XiuMin- you mad
XiuMin- cuz i'm the oldest and you're not
XiuMin- haha
XiuMin- IT ESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Kris- no way in hell would i ever you off
XiuMin- good your mouth is nasteh
XiuMin- my 's too good for your mouth
Kris- ...im still a dude
XiuMin- ya i know
XiuMin- but your lips are too swollen for my taste
Kris- dont bring that up from exo's showtime
XiuMin- it was bleeding too
XiuMin- like ew
Kris- you
XiuMin- no thanks dude
XiuMin- no thanks
Kris- aiya what has jongdae done to you that you became like this
Kris- it'd be awesome if you actually talked like this in real life
XiuMin- i prefer to plot the deaths of the people around me in my mind
XiuMin- thank you very much
Kris- but seriously what has jongdae done to you
XiuMin-
XiuMin-
XiuMin-
XiuMin-
XiuMin-
XiuMin-
XiuMin- everything
Kris- huh
Kris- head over heels, ey? c;
XiuMin- nah jk
XiuMin- baek and i actually went through with those 'talking lessons'
Kris- wait what
XiuMin- except i dont pay him
XiuMin- he lets us have talking lessons for free :3
Kris- *snorts*
Kris- it's because he knows you're gonna use what you've learned for jongdae tomorrow ;DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XiuMin- at least i know how to do the dingle dangle
Kris- at least i know how to get a boyfriend
XiuMin- touché
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Tao- listen closely chanyeol
Tao- im trying to help you with baekhyun for tomorrow ok
Chanyeol- brb gonna help momma d.o. with da dishes
Tao- god ing dammit
Tao- WHY THE HELL DOES BAEKHYUN EVEN LOVE YOU OMG
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Kris- ALRIGHT
Kris- so you like jongdae right?
XiuMin- you are so lucky this is over the internet
Kris- this is over an app
XiuMin- but you need internet to work this app
XiuMin- so
XiuMin- this is over the internet
Kris- jesus ing christ
XiuMin- hey i'm catholic at least say it without the 'ing' in between
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Tao- yeol are you done or nah
Chanyeol- ok
Chanyeol- lemme get in my room first
Tao- no thats even worse
Tao- thats where baek is
Chanyeol- yea and?
XiuMin- i mean
XiuMin- i can tell chanyeol's having problems talking to tao on kik
Kris- sometimes i feel like me and tao need a better life
XiuMin- either that or you two need to go to a mental asylum
Kris- *gasps*
Kris- u lil
XiuMin- ay
XiuMin- you mad
XiuMin- cuz i'm the oldest and you're not
XiuMin- haha
XiuMin- IT ESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Kris- no way in hell would i ever you off
XiuMin- good your mouth is nasteh
XiuMin- my 's too good for your mouth
Kris- ...im still a dude
XiuMin- ya i know
XiuMin- but your lips are too swollen for my taste
Kris- dont bring that up from exo's showtime
XiuMin- it was bleeding too
XiuMin- like ew
Kris- you
XiuMin- no thanks dude
XiuMin- no thanks
Kris- aiya what has jongdae done to you that you became like this
Kris- it'd be awesome if you actually talked like this in real life
XiuMin- i prefer to plot the deaths of the people around me in my mind
XiuMin- thank you very much
Kris- but seriously what has jongdae done to you
XiuMin-
XiuMin-
XiuMin-
XiuMin-
XiuMin-
XiuMin-
XiuMin- everything
Kris- huh
Kris- head over heels, ey? c;
XiuMin- nah jk
XiuMin- baek and i actually went through with those 'talking lessons'
Kris- wait what
XiuMin- except i dont pay him
XiuMin- he lets us have talking lessons for free :3
Kris- *snorts*
Kris- it's because he knows you're gonna use what you've learned for jongdae tomorrow ;DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XiuMin- at least i know how to do the dingle dangle
Kris- at least i know how to get a boyfriend
XiuMin- touché
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Tao- listen closely chanyeol
Tao- im trying to help you with baekhyun for tomorrow ok
Chanyeol- brb gonna help momma d.o. with da dishes
Tao- god ing dammit
Tao- WHY THE HELL DOES BAEKHYUN EVEN LOVE YOU OMG
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Kris- ALRIGHT
Kris- so you like jongdae right?
XiuMin- you are so lucky this is over the internet
Kris- this is over an app
XiuMin- but you need internet to work this app
XiuMin- so
XiuMin- this is over the internet
Kris- jesus ing christ
XiuMin- hey i'm catholic at least say it without the 'ing' in between
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Tao- yeol are you done or nah
Chanyeol- ok
Chanyeol- lemme get in my room first
Tao- no thats even worse
Tao- thats where baek is
Chanyeol- yea and?
Tao- aiya
Tao- dude he could look at this convo
Chanyeol- what is this convo really about anyway?
Tao- do you want to come into my room and talk?
Tao- dude he could look at this convo
Chanyeol- what is this convo really about anyway?
Tao- do you want to come into my room and talk?
Chanyeol- nah ahm good
Tao- you'd rather talk on here?
Chanyeol- ya
Tao- jesus christ
Chanyeol- so can i stay in my room?
Tao- just ing leave baekhyun with chen or something
Chanyeol- -.-
Tao- yeah just leave chen with baek
Chanyeol- bish nah
Tao- WELL, DO YOU WANT HELP OR NAH
Chanyeol- fine fine jesus christ
Tao- jesus christ indeed
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Kris- alright xiumin
Kris- listen up
Kris- cuz romantic krisus is back
XiuMin- oh geez
Kris- dun woree
Kris- this'll be fun
XiuMin- i highly doubt that
Kris- well hopefully this'll get you laid tomorrow
XiuMin- says the one who's had a boyfriend for more than six months and never dry-humped him at the least
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Tao- aiya
Chanyeol- what
Tao- i give up
Chanyeol- what?
Tao- just come and we'll talk in my room
Chanyeol- am i gonna be alone with you and kris?
Tao- no
Tao- kris told minnie to come here as well
Chanyeol- you know jongdae would kill you if he found out you called his unrequited love 'minnie'
Tao- well we're gonna fix that
Tao- and your ed up 'unrequited love' as well
Chanyeol- i'm scared
Tao- its not like we're telling you to throw yourself off a cliff
Chanyeol- i'm still scared
Tao- do i need to get out of my room and drag you by the feet?
Tao- cuz i can
Tao- kris is doing that to xiumin as of right now
Chanyeol- oh god
Tao- your choice
Chanyeol- im lazy
Tao- dragging you, it is! :)
Chanyeol- LEMME GET MY PHONE
Chanyeol- OW WTF
Chanyeol- STOP MAKING MY HEAD HIT THE WALLS
Chanyeol- TAO
Chanyeol- YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND
Tao- ew noes
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"Thanks for dropping me unceremoniously onto the bed." Chanyeol said dryly as he crossed his arms.
"I feel ya, bro." XiuMin nodded and fist-bumped the other.
Tao rolled his eyes. "Kris, would you like to speak first?"
Kris stared blankly into the distance. "No."
"Honey, don't be such a douche."
"Tao, please."
The said boy rolled his eyes. "Anywho~ Welcome, gentlemen. Today, we are gathered to-"
"You make it sound like we're getting married." Chanyeol deadpanned, shuddering with XiuMin as they scooted away from each other.
"Well, you guys are gonna confess to your hubbies tomorrow." Kris stated, eyes narrowing.
Chanyeol turned bright red while XiuMin waved his hands in denial. "PshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHhHHHHhHhhHhhHHHH, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Tao smirked. "Chanyeol, you're the dominant one in the relationship. Stop being a ."
Kris looked at XiuMin. "To be honest, I have no idea who's gonna top and who's gonna bottom in your relationship, but you're gonna confess too."
Tao- you'd rather talk on here?
Chanyeol- ya
Tao- jesus christ
Chanyeol- so can i stay in my room?
Tao- just ing leave baekhyun with chen or something
Chanyeol- -.-
Tao- yeah just leave chen with baek
Chanyeol- bish nah
Tao- WELL, DO YOU WANT HELP OR NAH
Chanyeol- fine fine jesus christ
Tao- jesus christ indeed
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Kris- alright xiumin
Kris- listen up
Kris- cuz romantic krisus is back
XiuMin- oh geez
Kris- dun woree
Kris- this'll be fun
XiuMin- i highly doubt that
Kris- well hopefully this'll get you laid tomorrow
XiuMin- says the one who's had a boyfriend for more than six months and never dry-humped him at the least
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Tao- aiya
Chanyeol- what
Tao- i give up
Chanyeol- what?
Tao- just come and we'll talk in my room
Chanyeol- am i gonna be alone with you and kris?
Tao- no
Tao- kris told minnie to come here as well
Chanyeol- you know jongdae would kill you if he found out you called his unrequited love 'minnie'
Tao- well we're gonna fix that
Tao- and your ed up 'unrequited love' as well
Chanyeol- i'm scared
Tao- its not like we're telling you to throw yourself off a cliff
Chanyeol- i'm still scared
Tao- do i need to get out of my room and drag you by the feet?
Tao- cuz i can
Tao- kris is doing that to xiumin as of right now
Chanyeol- oh god
Tao- your choice
Chanyeol- im lazy
Tao- dragging you, it is! :)
Chanyeol- LEMME GET MY PHONE
Chanyeol- OW WTF
Chanyeol- STOP MAKING MY HEAD HIT THE WALLS
Chanyeol- TAO
Chanyeol- YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND
Tao- ew noes
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"Thanks for dropping me unceremoniously onto the bed." Chanyeol said dryly as he crossed his arms.
"I feel ya, bro." XiuMin nodded and fist-bumped the other.
Tao rolled his eyes. "Kris, would you like to speak first?"
Kris stared blankly into the distance. "No."
"Honey, don't be such a douche."
"Tao, please."
The said boy rolled his eyes. "Anywho~ Welcome, gentlemen. Today, we are gathered to-"
"You make it sound like we're getting married." Chanyeol deadpanned, shuddering with XiuMin as they scooted away from each other.
"Well, you guys are gonna confess to your hubbies tomorrow." Kris stated, eyes narrowing.
Chanyeol turned bright red while XiuMin waved his hands in denial. "PshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHhHHHHhHhhHhhHHHH, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Tao smirked. "Chanyeol, you're the dominant one in the relationship. Stop being a ."
Kris looked at XiuMin. "To be honest, I have no idea who's gonna top and who's gonna bottom in your relationship, but you're gonna confess too."
"No, I'm not."
"Yes, you are. Otherwise, I will beat the living crap out of you with this." Tao threatened, raising a broom.
"... you all."
Tao and Kris made a face. "Go your boyfriends tomorrow instead."
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"Yes, you are. Otherwise, I will beat the living crap out of you with this." Tao threatened, raising a broom.
"... you all."
Tao and Kris made a face. "Go your boyfriends tomorrow instead."
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YAS I DID ACTUALLY SPEND MY FIRST DAY OF SPRING BREAK ON THIS JESUS CHRIST
AFTER THIS CHAPTER
EXO WILL BECOME THE GAYEST BAND THERE EVER LIVED
/THROWS CONFETTI INTO THE AIR/
AFTER THIS CHAPTER
EXO WILL BECOME THE GAYEST BAND THERE EVER LIVED
/THROWS CONFETTI INTO THE AIR/
AREN'T Y'ALL EXCITEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
so yeah
ot12 shall be born in the next chapter
k byerz lovelies
so yeah
ot12 shall be born in the next chapter
k byerz lovelies
- cinderheart
('Kik'ing Off on Kik! EXO's Kik Accounts) IM SO SORRY I HAVENT UPDATED PLS FORGIVE ME SCHOOL IS WEIRD IM WEIRD IM SO SORRY BUT HERES A CHAPTER TO APPEASE U
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