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In which Puss Puss is too caught up in his heat.
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You sent SeHun a message!
Tao- SEHUNA~ ;A;
Tao- I NEED YOUR HELPEU PLS
SeHun- jesus christ hyung
Tao- SERIOUSLY IM NOT EVEN JOKING ;;
SeHun- alright what is it eue
Tao- i think puss puss is in heat ;;
SeHun- im sorry but
SeHun- i have to snicker at that
SeHun- PUSS PUSS
SeHun- IN HEAT
You sent SeHun a message!
Tao- SEHUNA~ ;A;
Tao- I NEED YOUR HELPEU PLS
SeHun- jesus christ hyung
Tao- SERIOUSLY IM NOT EVEN JOKING ;;
SeHun- alright what is it eue
Tao- i think puss puss is in heat ;;
SeHun- im sorry but
SeHun- i have to snicker at that
SeHun- PUSS PUSS
SeHun- IN HEAT
SeHun- IM DONEEEEEEEEE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Tao- sehun imma stick my wushu stick up your
SeHun- ;)
Tao- ya nasteh ewe
SeHun- /snickers/
Tao- sehun -.-
SeHun- PUSS PUSS IN HEAT XDDDD
Tao- SEHUN
SeHun- um, why did you come to me for help?
SeHun- if it's because i'm the most popular person for exo!kitty!aus or the person that often gets a cat in fan fics i swear--
Tao- don't you own retriever at home?
SeHun- oh yeah retriever's my cat
Tao- i still don't get why you named it after a dog
Tao- but
Tao- i need your help ;;
Tao- what did you do when retriever was in heat??
SeHun- well um
SeHun- retriever's a she
SeHun- and puss puss is a he...
Tao- what's the difference?
SeHun- i mean, retriever grinded against things a lot
Tao- ya that's what puss puss is doing - . -
SeHun- and um she wandered off a lot for s
Tao- oh
Tao- um
Tao- uh
SeHun- ifkr
SeHun- anywho
SeHun- is puss puss neutered?
Tao- idk
Tao- but he wants me to scratch his balls
SeHun- well
SeHun- all cats have spikes on their dee's
SeHun- so you should really get him neutered
Tao- oh
Tao- YUP
Tao- HE'S DEFINITELY NEUTERED UGH
Tao- I CANNOT UNSEE
SeHun- ya
SeHun- um
SeHun- im just gonna
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LuHan sent you a message!
LuHan- taozi
Tao- nehhhh~?
LuHan- can you tell puss puss to stop grinding against my leg?
LuHan- i cant say im really jealous about it
Tao- um sure??
LuHan- wait nevermind
Tao- ??
LuHan- sehun just pried it off and threw him onto the couch
Tao- oh my god i am gonna murder that fool
LuHan- :|
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Joonmyeon sent you a message!
Joonmyeon- tao
Tao- yeh?
Joonmyeon- i dont know what to do with your cat anymore :/
Tao- wae?
Joonmyeon- he just came on the floor from grinding against the couch?
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Kai sent you a message!
Kai- hyung
Kai- puss puss is in heat
Tao- yes, kai, i know
Tao- everybody has been telling me
Kai- well um
Kai- can you try to control him?
Kai- he just did something bad
Tao- what is it this time?
Tao- did he come on the floor, again?
Kai- no
Kai- he came on manager's bed
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Kris, Kyungsoo, Kai, Joonmyeon, Yixing, LuHan, SeHun, Baekhyun, Chanyeol, XiuMin, and Jongdae have invited you to their group chat!
You are now chatting with Kris, Kyungsoo, Kai, Joonmyeon, Yixing, LuHan, SeHun, Baekhyun, Chanyeol, XiuMin, and Jongdae!
Kris- tao
Kris- i think we need to talk about puss puss
Tao- yes i know he's in heat goddammit
Jongdae- THEN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
XiuMin- he keeps grinding on my stuffed animal ;~;
LuHan- HE KEEPS GRINDING ON MY LEG
SeHun- HE KEEPS GRINDING ON LUHAN'S LEG eue
Joonmyeon- and he keeps coming on the furniture
Baekhyun- Aaaaaaaaand he just did again
Chanyeol- on the carpet
Kai- im so done with this cat
Kyungsoo- oh come on guys
Kyungsoo- i think it's pretty cute still
Yixing- yeah guys
Yixing- yeah guys leave him alone
Yixing- it's a natural occurence
Kai- like random boners?
Yixing- as much as i dont wanna agree to that
Yixing- yes kai
Yixing- like random boners
Tao- IDK WHAT TO DO??????!?!?!!?!?
SeHun- let him find a girl
Tao- give me retriever then
SeHun- niqqa no lol you woulda thoughtttttttt
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You are now chatting with Kyungsoo and Yixing!
Kyungsoo- tao i think im starting to hate puss puss
Tao- WHAT
Tao- WAE, HYUNGGGG ;~;
Yixing- same kyungsoo same
Tao- WHAT HAPPENED
Kyungsoo- well
Kyungsoo- you know how he's in heat, right?
Tao- of course i know i brought him into the exo family eue
Kyungsoo- yeah anywho
Kyungsoo- i cant do this
Yixing- it's aight let me handle this
Yixing- so me and kyungsoo were playing with it, right?
Yixing- aaaaaaand we started scratching his balls, bc you know entertainment
Yixing- WHEN THAT LITTLE COMES ON KYUNGSOO'S HANDS
Yixing- AND IF THAT'S NOT WORSE
Yixing- HE SQUIRTED SO MUCH THAT HALF OF IT WENT INTO MY LEFT CORNEA
Tao- hoemygod
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Tao tugged the leash outside and tied Puss Puss against the stair railing. "This is your punishment for being bad, Puss Puss."
Puss Puss looked up, blue eyes sparkling in the night and causing Tao to squeal.
", I can't do this."
Tao turned back to look at his ocelot before entering.
Puss Puss pleaded him with his eyes.
The Chinese sighed. "Alright, one more ball scratch."
Puss Puss mewled as Tao ran his skinny fingers over his cat and he honestly was very so-
"AW YOU'RE SO CUTE-- DID YOU JUST GET SOME IN MY MOUTH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!???!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?"
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i got so bored
lol
Tao- sehun imma stick my wushu stick up your
SeHun- ;)
Tao- ya nasteh ewe
SeHun- /snickers/
Tao- sehun -.-
SeHun- PUSS PUSS IN HEAT XDDDD
Tao- SEHUN
SeHun- um, why did you come to me for help?
SeHun- if it's because i'm the most popular person for exo!kitty!aus or the person that often gets a cat in fan fics i swear--
Tao- don't you own retriever at home?
SeHun- oh yeah retriever's my cat
Tao- i still don't get why you named it after a dog
Tao- but
Tao- i need your help ;;
Tao- what did you do when retriever was in heat??
SeHun- well um
SeHun- retriever's a she
SeHun- and puss puss is a he...
Tao- what's the difference?
SeHun- i mean, retriever grinded against things a lot
Tao- ya that's what puss puss is doing - . -
SeHun- and um she wandered off a lot for s
Tao- oh
Tao- um
Tao- uh
SeHun- ifkr
SeHun- anywho
SeHun- is puss puss neutered?
Tao- idk
Tao- but he wants me to scratch his balls
SeHun- well
SeHun- all cats have spikes on their dee's
SeHun- so you should really get him neutered
Tao- oh
Tao- YUP
Tao- HE'S DEFINITELY NEUTERED UGH
Tao- I CANNOT UNSEE
SeHun- ya
SeHun- um
SeHun- im just gonna
SeHun have left the conversation!
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LuHan sent you a message!
LuHan- taozi
Tao- nehhhh~?
LuHan- can you tell puss puss to stop grinding against my leg?
LuHan- i cant say im really jealous about it
Tao- um sure??
LuHan- wait nevermind
Tao- ??
LuHan- sehun just pried it off and threw him onto the couch
Tao- oh my god i am gonna murder that fool
LuHan- :|
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Joonmyeon sent you a message!
Joonmyeon- tao
Tao- yeh?
Joonmyeon- i dont know what to do with your cat anymore :/
Tao- wae?
Joonmyeon- he just came on the floor from grinding against the couch?
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Kai sent you a message!
Kai- hyung
Kai- puss puss is in heat
Tao- yes, kai, i know
Tao- everybody has been telling me
Kai- well um
Kai- can you try to control him?
Kai- he just did something bad
Tao- what is it this time?
Tao- did he come on the floor, again?
Kai- no
Kai- he came on manager's bed
You have left the conversation!
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Kris, Kyungsoo, Kai, Joonmyeon, Yixing, LuHan, SeHun, Baekhyun, Chanyeol, XiuMin, and Jongdae have invited you to their group chat!
You are now chatting with Kris, Kyungsoo, Kai, Joonmyeon, Yixing, LuHan, SeHun, Baekhyun, Chanyeol, XiuMin, and Jongdae!
Kris- tao
Kris- i think we need to talk about puss puss
Tao- yes i know he's in heat goddammit
Jongdae- THEN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
XiuMin- he keeps grinding on my stuffed animal ;~;
LuHan- HE KEEPS GRINDING ON MY LEG
SeHun- HE KEEPS GRINDING ON LUHAN'S LEG eue
Joonmyeon- and he keeps coming on the furniture
Baekhyun- Aaaaaaaaand he just did again
Chanyeol- on the carpet
Kai- im so done with this cat
Kyungsoo- oh come on guys
Kyungsoo- i think it's pretty cute still
Yixing- yeah guys
Yixing- yeah guys leave him alone
Yixing- it's a natural occurence
Kai- like random boners?
Yixing- as much as i dont wanna agree to that
Yixing- yes kai
Yixing- like random boners
Tao- IDK WHAT TO DO??????!?!?!!?!?
SeHun- let him find a girl
Tao- give me retriever then
SeHun- niqqa no lol you woulda thoughtttttttt
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Kyungsoo and Yixing invited you to their group chat!
You are now chatting with Kyungsoo and Yixing!
Kyungsoo- tao i think im starting to hate puss puss
Tao- WHAT
Tao- WAE, HYUNGGGG ;~;
Yixing- same kyungsoo same
Tao- WHAT HAPPENED
Kyungsoo- well
Kyungsoo- you know how he's in heat, right?
Tao- of course i know i brought him into the exo family eue
Kyungsoo- yeah anywho
Kyungsoo- i cant do this
Yixing- it's aight let me handle this
Yixing- so me and kyungsoo were playing with it, right?
Yixing- aaaaaaand we started scratching his balls, bc you know entertainment
Yixing- WHEN THAT LITTLE COMES ON KYUNGSOO'S HANDS
Yixing- AND IF THAT'S NOT WORSE
Yixing- HE SQUIRTED SO MUCH THAT HALF OF IT WENT INTO MY LEFT CORNEA
Tao- hoemygod
You have left the conversation!
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Tao tugged the leash outside and tied Puss Puss against the stair railing. "This is your punishment for being bad, Puss Puss."
Puss Puss looked up, blue eyes sparkling in the night and causing Tao to squeal.
", I can't do this."
Tao turned back to look at his ocelot before entering.
Puss Puss pleaded him with his eyes.
The Chinese sighed. "Alright, one more ball scratch."
Puss Puss mewled as Tao ran his skinny fingers over his cat and he honestly was very so-
"AW YOU'RE SO CUTE-- DID YOU JUST GET SOME IN MY MOUTH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!???!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?"
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i got so bored
lol
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